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Bump. Lots of garbage insults here. Really unnecessary how you all felt the need to attack me for no reason.

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Well... since you asked... I've never managed to read beyond the first line or two of your sig file because it's so grandiose it makes me cringe.

jwl said:
You guys cant hang with these pathetic insults, and you'd get chewed apart out here in Detroit. @Sponsor lock this @Thred
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Yeah, I've been to Detroit. It's not remotely scary. It's actually just really sad.
 
I am a washed up streamer that hasn’t played in years. Yet if I turn on OBS and wait an hour, I’ll hit more viewers than your all time statistical max concurrents.

Also, listen to your parents, and get a job. I made some money streaming, but it’s nothing like a secure career. The automotive industry here has tons of opportunities waiting for you.

Cheers, and best of luck to your future :)
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Oldpunk said:
Yeah, I've been to Detroit. It's not remotely scary. It's actually just really sad.
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Last few years, downtown has been expanding and there’s a lot more people. It’s been improving nicely in that area. My parents have not seen it this good since the 60s.
 
27, unemployed, lives with his parents, never had a job, spends whole day playing wow and arguing on forums, thinks he's 'tough' because he grew up in detroit but cries when he gets his feelings hurt in his own attention seeking roast me thread, all of his accomplishments are in a dying video game, self proclaimed "famous wow personality" with 10 views on average each stream, insecure about looks so copes with snapchat filters, where do i even start?

p.s mods pls dont delete this one i went easy on him
 
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27, unemployed, lives with his parents, never had a job, spends whole day playing wow and arguing on forums, thinks he's 'tough' because he grew up in detroit but cries when he gets his feelings hurt in his own attention seeking roast me thread, all of his accomplishments are in a dying video game, self proclaimed "famous wow personality" with 10 views on average each stream, insecure about looks so copes with snapchat filters, where do i even start?

p.s mods pls dont delete this one i went easy on him
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try again I'm not impressed
 
-treats xpoff as his personal facebook due to having no irl friends and knowing people are forced to see his posts whether they like them or not, feeding into his insatiable lust for attention and validation from strangers
-sickly pale skin from staring at a computer 14 hours a day
-ragged unkempt hair, lacks basic hygiene
-low testosterone due to physical inactivity, attempts to hide enlarged breasts
-literal neckbeard
-no sign of improvement in life, content with being a wow streamer living off of daddy's money; a total disappointment

this is too easy man
 
Sleb said:
-treats xpoff as his personal facebook due to having no irl friends and knowing people are forced to see his posts whether they like them or not, feeding into his insatiable lust for attention and validation from strangers
-sickly pale skin from staring at a computer 14 hours a day
-ragged unkempt hair, lacks basic hygiene
-low testosterone due to physical inactivity, attempts to hide enlarged breasts
-literal neckbeard
-no sign of improvement in life, content with being a wow streamer living off of daddy's money; a total disappointment

this is too easy man
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You wanna give it another go? My fans are all laughing at how terrible these are.
You're 0/2 bud.
 
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