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Don't use snapchat filters, use a better camera, and take photos somewhere else other than a bathroom. I'm guilty of bathroom selfies but lately I don't. I think outdoors is a lot nicer, and lighting is better outdoors typically. Taking inside pics all time time makes it look like u don't get out.
 
Don't use snapchat filters, use a better camera, and take photos somewhere else other than a bathroom. I'm guilty of bathroom selfies but lately I don't. I think outdoors is a lot nicer, and lighting is better outdoors typically. Taking inside pics all time time makes it look like u don't get out.
bro, he said roast him. Not give him selfie advice for his tinder profile
 
I post a vulnerable picture and this is the best you girls have?
I am filtered, looking like the top of a pineapple...You really cant come up with something funny or accurate? So sad.

You guys cant hang with these pathetic insults, and you'd get chewed apart out here in Detroit. I was hoping to find a little bit of entertainment with an outdated selfie but jeez...you guys are just as bad at roasting as you are in PVP.

Perhaps after a few months you guys may have the material required to hurt my feelings, but for the time being, I remain in tact. @Sponsor lock this @Thred
 
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You know, for someone that claims they are transgender you seem to like to use "girl" as an insult...
 
You look like a questionable adult that is spending all his freetime playing game full of kids and no-lifers and playing it the way no normal player can hurt you because of abusing unfair advantages and spending a more time trying to convince similar loosers, that you are #1 in gamestyle with no skill requirements while your parents already lost any hope of having grandchildren or succesful son.
Also ur bathroom tiles r ugly lol.
 
I post a vulnerable picture and this is the best you girls have?
I am filtered, looking like the top of a pineapple...You really cant come up with something funny or accurate? So sad.

You guys cant hang with these pathetic insults, and you'd get chewed apart out here in Detroit. I was hoping to find a little bit of entertainment with an outdated selfie but jeez...you guys are just as bad at roasting as you are in PVP.

Perhaps after a few months you guys may have the material required to hurt my feelings, but for the time being, I remain in tact. @Sponsor lock this @Thred

Did you expect to get your feelings hurt by comments YOU asked for by random strangers online? You need help with more than taking selfies man
 
playing it the way no normal player can hurt you because of abusing unfair advantages

https://www.twitch.tv/jwl1996/clip/SpotlessRenownedChowderCoolStoryBob

I assume you're referring to these when you say "unfair advantages"?
Literally, anyone is capable of doing this. It just requires skill and finesse.

Sorry for using strategies that originated in early twinking. I could be like everyone else and crutch on consumables or premades, but I'd rather depend on my own skill level. I apologize if that's too much for you.

Did you expect to get your feelings hurt by comments YOU asked for by random strangers online? You need help with more than taking selfies man

Honestly a few of these comments really dug under my skin. But what really bothers me is the personal biases the mods of xpoff hold. I requested a thred lock and they refuse to do so. This is an @thread and if I feel attacked I have every right to suggest a lock. I now question the integrity & credibility of xpoff.com
 
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https://www.twitch.tv/jwl1996/clip/SpotlessRenownedChowderCoolStoryBob

I assume you're referring to these when you say "unfair advantages"?
Literally, anyone is capable of doing this. It just requires skill and finesse.

Sorry for using strategies that originated in early twinking. I could be like everyone else and crutch on consumables or premades, but I'd rather depend on my own skill level. I apologize if that's too much for you.



Honestly a few of these comments really dug under my skin. But what really bothers me is the personal biases the mods of xpoff hold. I requested a thred lock and they refuse to do so. This is an @thread and if I feel attacked I have every right to suggest a lock. I now question the integrity & credibility of xpoff.com

Anyways, a new selfie will be added to the OP tomorrow! Stay tuned!
I'm not sure we could consider a thread made about yourself an @thread. You're telling us about yourself in every thread you're in... Hmm, maybe they should be locked and you banned... It's an @ thread. Mods, grant this guys wish
 
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Because people really tried to hurt my feelings. Especially @Sketchbag.

Looks like someone has a bat in the cave!

I will NEVER forgive you for this. You use to be my favorite Orange name...:(
 
Why would someone get upset if others roast him in the "Roast me" thread?
OK lol

All I know is the creator of such a vicious piece of slander should be banned indefinitely.

#fairplayforjwlbanjwl
 
 
I mean Jwl if you want a real Michigan roasting..

You're head ass was most definitely the runt in school. The bitch that everyone picked on every grade. You never had a single pair of shoes that weren't hand me downs. Smh. You played with pokemon cards and did the naruto jumps over the fucking trash cans with all the other losers. Nigga, you know damn well yo tubby ass went home and turned on your HP Vectra VE, grabbed your B&J's and cried to your friends in goldshire on moonguard about how mean the girls were to you at school.

By the way thats just another yikes even thinking about it. Having to attend Detroit Public School. Either your family is stingy or you guys aren't the stereotypical jew that knows how to make a quick buck.

Makes sense though, you're a streamer right?


Ples dont ban me i didnt know if "n****" was a bad word on forums
:monkaS: not here to hurt feelings either just here for fun roast
 
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