Roast me.

[jwl]

Oh, I wore hand-me-downs, but that was by choice.
A white kid already gets enough trouble walking around Detroit. If I had some Nikes on my feet, best believe the school children would have harassed me and beat me up for them. We also cant get by playing Pokémon. Its a total turn off to the ladies. I had to take up basketball and became the greatest streetball performer in the city. My Court name is J-Smoove.
Clearly you know nothing about growing up in Detroit, but A+ for effort, @LordAxiom

 

[Blackberryy]

https://www.twitch.tv/jwl1996/clip/SpotlessRenownedChowderCoolStoryBob

I assume you're referring to these when you say "unfair advantages"?
Literally, anyone is capable of doing this. It just requires skill and finesse.

Sorry for using strategies that originated in early twinking. I could be like everyone else and crutch on consumables or premades, but I'd rather depend on my own skill level. I apologize if that's too much for you.



Honestly a few of these comments really dug under my skin. But what really bothers me is the personal biases the mods of xpoff hold. I requested a thred lock and they refuse to do so. This is an @thread and if I feel attacked I have every right to suggest a lock. I now question the integrity & credibility of xpoff.com

You asked sponsor to lock a thread that you created to add attention to yourself, don’t blame us for your problems, just accept your comments, nothing said so far has been over the line. Best of luck

 

[DAXinko]

 

[jwl]

You asked sponsor to lock a thread that you created to add attention to yourself, don’t blame us for your problems, just accept your comments, nothing said so far has been over the line. Best of luck

When a thread has successfully served its purpose & is no longer necessary for the OP, isnt he allowed to request a lock?
(especially when its an @thread)
I feel targeted and harassed for no reason whatsoever. You are single-handedly ruining the integrity of this website. Its one thing if some random jaja was getting the short end of the stick, but this is @jwl we're talking about...

 

[DAXinko]

So... you feel targeted in "Roast me" thread you made yourself?

 

[jwl]

So... you feel targeted in "Roast me" thread you made yourself?

Correct. I wasnt expecting people to be this brutal

 

[Chops]

Correct. I wasnt expecting people to be this brutal

None of this is particularly brutal

A good roast requires a level of mutual trust and respect between the roaster and the roasted. Otherwise its just a bunch of largely baseless insults, as you can see. Getting properly roasted requires friends.

 

[Mythic Al]

...You are single-handedly ruining the integrity of this website...

Ha... Ha...

 

[Warglave]

I requested a thred lock and they refuse to do so.

You ask to be roasted (for attention) then ask to have it stopped? I wouldn't lock it either... grow up.

 

[worldoftears]

How am I supposed to roast someone as perfect as JWL

 

[Incinderella]

It's good to know the lesbian community in XpOff is doing fun things like this
Really progressive that people are participating too

 

[CIHC]

Here you go, just step right in. I'll set the temperature to 350 and you'll be roasted in no time.

 

[jwl]

Here you go, just step right in. I'll set the temperature to 350 and you'll be roasted in no time.

TY

 

[The Saint]

You asked sponsor to lock a thread that you created to add attention to yourself, don’t blame us for your problems, just accept your comments, nothing said so far has been over the line. Best of luck

Lock the thread and ban the OP... He's literally asking for it

 

[jwl]

Lock the thread and ban the OP... He's literally asking for it

I am going to make another post and add a poll to it. We will let my stream viewers decide if I get stay or leave.
I can guarantee my hundreds of fans wont let me go without a fight. My contributions to the twink community know no bounds, and the thousands of players I've helped over the years will agree that any sort of antic I may commit, is justified by the copious amounts of help I've given to you all. I am the Christopher Columbus of twinking.

 

[Chops]

I am going to make another post and add a poll to it. We will let my stream viewers decide if I get stay or leave.
I can guarantee my hundreds of fans wont let me go without a fight. My contributions to the twink community know no bounds, and the thousands of players I've helped over the years will agree that any sort of antic I may commit, is justified by the copious amounts of help I've given to you all. I am the Christopher Columbus of twinking.

 

[Leek]

It's good to know the lesbian community in XpOff is doing fun things like this
Really progressive that people are participating too

They dont call us twinks for nothing

 

[Warglave]

I am going to make another post and add a poll to it. We will let my stream viewers decide if I get stay or leave.
I can guarantee my hundreds of fans wont let me go without a fight. My contributions to the twink community know no bounds, and the thousands of players I've helped over the years will agree that any sort of antic I may commit, is justified by the copious amounts of help I've given to you all. I am the Christopher Columbus of twinking.

You try too hard.

 

[Incinderella]

I am going to make another post and add a poll to it. We will let my stream viewers decide if I get stay or leave.
I can guarantee my hundreds of fans wont let me go without a fight. My contributions to the twink community know no bounds, and the thousands of players I've helped over the years will agree that any sort of antic I may commit, is justified by the copious amounts of help I've given to you all. I am the Christopher Columbus of twinking.

waiting on that post & poll

 

[jwl]

waiting on that post & poll

Im not allowed to post another thread for like 73 more hours