Roast me.

[Puempeekstoh]

Just because you're enthralled by filthy neckbeards doesn't mean anyone else is

I like how you equate you misjudging a picture to my nonexistantly fanboying.

 

[MYT]

You have almost as many excuses for not washing your ass as you do for not capping when you should have.

 

[Donor]

My beard has been sculpted to perfection

lol @ dudes who shape facial hair

 

[jwl]

lol @ dudes who shape facial hair

Yes, I should let my beard drip onto my neck and cheeks, because I prefer to be unattractive and get 0 tinder dates.
[doublepost=1581281262,1581281227][/doublepost]so far I am literally unroastable.

 

[MYT]

Pro tip: Your use of the term "tinder dates" sheds light on the fact that you've never actually met someone on tinder.

 

[jwl]

Pro tip: Your use of the term "tinder dates" sheds light on the fact that you've never actually met someone on tinder.

you still have a flip phone. Dont act like you know what a phone application is

 

[Troncat]

ah i get it now

 

[Donor]

Yes, I should let my beard drip onto my neck and cheeks, because I prefer to be unattractive and get 0 tinder dates.
[doublepost=1581281262,1581281227][/doublepost]so far I am literally unroastable.

its called a clean shave
hipster

 

[Chops]

its called a clean shave

ew

 

[jwl]

@Blackberryy lock this thread dude im sick of all these fucking shit talkers. Lock it right now

 

[Neon]

@Blackberryy lock this thread dude im sick of all these fucking shit talkers. Lock it right now

Don't let them get to you joey, you are beautiful.

 

[Zemmix]

@Blackberryy lock this thread dude im sick of all these fucking shit talkers. Lock it right now