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Day two of farming Moldo One-Eye as a lowly level 20 F2P rogue. Still no panflute. You can make this end anytime you want Moldo, just give the Pook her flute. Pook wants her army of critters, Moldo. Make it happen and the Pook will leave you alone.

Two quasi-immortals and one of us has gnomish neurology. This isn’t going to end well for you Moldo. Give the Pook the flute.
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Day 6 of farming Moldo One-Eye:

After almost a week of dropping nothing but gaudy cloaks the Pook can't even wear Moldo seems to have learned that gnomish neurology combined with quasi-immortality is a dangerous mix even if the gnome in question is only a level 20 immortal. Having been schooled on asymmetric combat and realizing that rogues do not fight fair Moldo has relinquished the panflute.

The Pook will have her army of critters and Moldo is now free to get on with whatever nonsense it is that Moldo gets up to without fear of interference from the Pook.
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So the Pook got the critter pipe from Moldy or Moldo or Mulva (I can’t remember how they pronounce it) and I thought I could come up with a brilliant money making scheme.

They say Goldshire is “The Town That Never Sleeps” so I figured the people there must be very tired. I also heard that the Long-Leggedies have a tradition of counting sheep to fall asleep. As luck would have it, my Uncle Agee has a flock of sheep. So I figured the Pook could “borrow” these sheep and head to Goldshire to make a little money renting my flock of sheep out to insomniacs. I mean, it seemed like a pretty sound business plan, sleepy people can count my sheep until they fall asleep at 50 copper per sheep counted. That’s way cheaper than buying your own sheep and you only pay for the sheep you count.

Unfortunately I didn’t count on the problems involved in collecting my fee. They can’t pay me once they fall asleep. I thought I could just help myself to the copper from their purse while they slumber but apparently THE LAW has a big problem with taking money from sleeping people and the guards in Goldshire are quick to start a lot of Long-Leggedy drama.

I tried waking them up after they fell asleep to collect my money, informing them of how many sheep they counted before they fell asleep but the Long-Leggedies get really dramatic when you wake them up which I suppose I understand since the purpose in counting the sheep was to fall asleep in the first place.

I think I might have to brainstorm with a goblin or two to refine my business model a bit but once I get the kinks worked out my rent-a-sheep plan the Pook should be rolling in the coppers.
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Update on the Zuggernauts team. Now after paying a sub, got new twinks and a new main to farm stuff with.
Sadly I had to sacrifice my main warlock twink whom i've been using for a decade and the Remix Warlock to unlock 7 mounts that were stuck behind lvl27-30. But now I get to use Mag'har which I love. Going to start gearing each and twink soon (The shammy is half okay since it has WoD stuff)
 
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I will never get tired of Warlocks, they're so cool and fucked.
 
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Free for all, more for me.
 
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