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Haxorz
OG
I thought this one was pretty good.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi! I don't want to be a downer, but I'm sad and need someone to cheer me up.
You: HI
You: O
You: k
You: m/f?
Stranger: F
You: So..whats wrong?
Stranger: Wellll it's a LONG story.
You: i got time
Stranger: Okay then.
Stranger: Well i have this cousin.
Stranger: We've always understood each other really well.
Stranger: I used to be best friends with him and his older brother
Stranger: They moved a couple times though.
Stranger: I still REALLY respected their opinions
Stranger: admired everything they did.
Stranger: When we got together
Stranger: I would hang on to their every word, but the younger one and I understood each other the best,
Stranger: The older cousin kind of drifted from the group 2 years ago.
You: how olds the younger one?
Stranger: He's 16.
You: and you are 16?
Stranger: The older one's 19.
Stranger: No
Stranger: I am 17.
You: oh ok
Stranger: So.
You: srry continue
Stranger: The younger one's always been kind of an outcast, you know?
You: mmhm
Stranger: Never really socially... accepted.
Stranger: And I used to be the same way, i was REALLY shy.
Stranger: We had this bond.
Stranger: This summer though,
Stranger: He COMPLETELY ignored me.
Stranger: He looked up to his older brother a lot.
Stranger: Everytime I tried to make conversation they would just smirk at each other,
Stranger: Make me feel lame.
Stranger: Still emailed the younger one
Stranger: Eventually he stopped.
Stranger: We got together for Christmas.
Stranger: The older one loses his family's car
Stranger: comes back after "going to the grocery store" and can't remember what he did with it
Stranger: Turns out
Stranger: he's been in to some really hardcore drugs
Stranger: My parents won't tell me everything, but its not just pot
Stranger: He's been keeping this blog online.
Stranger: About his experiences with these drugs.
Stranger: sending it to the younger one...
Stranger: Then i had this dream
Stranger: REALLY in depth about the younder one killing himself
Stranger: And the whole thing sucks
Stranger: because I used to look at them as like..
Stranger: my Jedi warriors as lame as that sounds
Stranger: and now
Stranger: I feel let down
Stranger: And like
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: everything's falling apart.
Stranger: I haven't slept in 3 days.
You: cool story bro
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi! I don't want to be a downer, but I'm sad and need someone to cheer me up.
You: HI
You: O
You: k
You: m/f?
Stranger: F
You: So..whats wrong?
Stranger: Wellll it's a LONG story.
You: i got time
Stranger: Okay then.
Stranger: Well i have this cousin.
Stranger: We've always understood each other really well.
Stranger: I used to be best friends with him and his older brother
Stranger: They moved a couple times though.
Stranger: I still REALLY respected their opinions
Stranger: admired everything they did.
Stranger: When we got together
Stranger: I would hang on to their every word, but the younger one and I understood each other the best,
Stranger: The older cousin kind of drifted from the group 2 years ago.
You: how olds the younger one?
Stranger: He's 16.
You: and you are 16?
Stranger: The older one's 19.
Stranger: No
Stranger: I am 17.
You: oh ok
Stranger: So.
You: srry continue
Stranger: The younger one's always been kind of an outcast, you know?
You: mmhm
Stranger: Never really socially... accepted.
Stranger: And I used to be the same way, i was REALLY shy.
Stranger: We had this bond.
Stranger: This summer though,
Stranger: He COMPLETELY ignored me.
Stranger: He looked up to his older brother a lot.
Stranger: Everytime I tried to make conversation they would just smirk at each other,
Stranger: Make me feel lame.
Stranger: Still emailed the younger one
Stranger: Eventually he stopped.
Stranger: We got together for Christmas.
Stranger: The older one loses his family's car
Stranger: comes back after "going to the grocery store" and can't remember what he did with it
Stranger: Turns out
Stranger: he's been in to some really hardcore drugs
Stranger: My parents won't tell me everything, but its not just pot
Stranger: He's been keeping this blog online.
Stranger: About his experiences with these drugs.
Stranger: sending it to the younger one...
Stranger: Then i had this dream
Stranger: REALLY in depth about the younder one killing himself
Stranger: And the whole thing sucks
Stranger: because I used to look at them as like..
Stranger: my Jedi warriors as lame as that sounds
Stranger: and now
Stranger: I feel let down
Stranger: And like
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: everything's falling apart.
Stranger: I haven't slept in 3 days.
You: cool story bro
You have disconnected.
lindenkron
OG
You: kaltxì !
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Na'vi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi..
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: Pandora
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Na'vi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi..
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: Pandora
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
McBankington
Who's this guy?
Haxorz said:
If you find this funny you should suicide.
McBankington
Who's this guy?
Some funny omegle chats from another forum I go to.
You: sup bro
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm not your bro
You: yes you are
You: dont you remember me
Stranger: no
You: wat
You: im crying now
Stranger: let me know when you're done
You: k
You: so hows it going dear brother
Stranger: i'm not your brother
You: you have to face the truth sometime
Stranger: you cant handle the truth
You: sometimes
You: but i know you're my brother
You: coolface.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hi?
You: hi
Stranger: you are from?
You: canada
You: GOD DAMNIT, YOU ARE FROM? WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH IS THAT
Stranger: i'm brazilian, sorry, girl
Stranger: Hey.
You: Upload nudes
Stranger: Or depart?
You: Upload nudes
Stranger: Or depart.
You: Upload nudes
Stranger: Or depart!
You: Upload nudes
You: Now
Stranger: Of whom?
You: You
Stranger: But I'm a guy.
Stranger: And my body isn't attractive.
You: Upload faster
Stranger: They are uploaded.
You: Now post them on a Kid's forum
Stranger: ... why?
You: Just do what I tell you, dammit
Stranger: But I fight for what I believe in. I'm not a pawn of the government or anyone else.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: sup bro
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm not your bro
You: yes you are
You: dont you remember me
Stranger: no
You: wat
You: im crying now
Stranger: let me know when you're done
You: k
You: so hows it going dear brother
Stranger: i'm not your brother
You: you have to face the truth sometime
Stranger: you cant handle the truth
You: sometimes
You: but i know you're my brother
You: coolface.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hi?
You: hi
Stranger: you are from?
You: canada
You: GOD DAMNIT, YOU ARE FROM? WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH IS THAT
Stranger: i'm brazilian, sorry, girl
Stranger: Hey.
You: Upload nudes
Stranger: Or depart?
You: Upload nudes
Stranger: Or depart.
You: Upload nudes
Stranger: Or depart!
You: Upload nudes
You: Now
Stranger: Of whom?
You: You
Stranger: But I'm a guy.
Stranger: And my body isn't attractive.
You: Upload faster
Stranger: They are uploaded.
You: Now post them on a Kid's forum
Stranger: ... why?
You: Just do what I tell you, dammit
Stranger: But I fight for what I believe in. I'm not a pawn of the government or anyone else.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lindenkron
OG
HAHA THIS GUY WAS AWESOME XD
Stranger: If I told you I was a 52 year old man living in a cave in Afghanistan, would you disconnect?
You: I'd prolly start off by asking you how you managed to connect to the net from a Cave.
Stranger: My network has many connections
You: SUP OSAMA
Stranger: OH SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(notice which one is "you" and "stranger"
)
Stranger: If I told you I was a 52 year old man living in a cave in Afghanistan, would you disconnect?
You: I'd prolly start off by asking you how you managed to connect to the net from a Cave.
Stranger: My network has many connections
You: SUP OSAMA
Stranger: OH SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(notice which one is "you" and "stranger"
)
McBankington
Who's this guy?
Ego said:I can't lifetap / hellfire
Why don't rogues have cyanide ffs
Overdose on knives in your head.
Your usually over dosing after one is in but if you can take two holy shit your awesome.
lindenkron
OG
We need more Omegle conversations gogo!
Shazzrah
OG
Stranger: horny female in da houseeeeeee
You: So, what's your opinion on religion?
Stranger: AHAHAHAH
Stranger: i love jesus
You: So I assume your a christian?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just love jesus
Stranger: xD
You: ah
Stranger: sooooooooooo wanna get in my pants?
Stranger:
You: well I don't think we'll get anywhere from here
You: na I'm good
Stranger: IN.
Stranger: MY.
Stranger: PANTS.
Stranger: NOW.
You: I don't think jesus would like that
Stranger: jesus is already partying down there budd XP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: So, what's your opinion on religion?
Stranger: AHAHAHAH
Stranger: i love jesus
You: So I assume your a christian?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just love jesus
Stranger: xD
You: ah
Stranger: sooooooooooo wanna get in my pants?
Stranger:
You: well I don't think we'll get anywhere from here
You: na I'm good
Stranger: IN.
Stranger: MY.
Stranger: PANTS.
Stranger: NOW.
You: I don't think jesus would like that
Stranger: jesus is already partying down there budd XP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quelfep
OG
For Hamcake:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 16/f/illinois
Stranger: 16 m nj
Stranger: whts up
You: nothing
Stranger: r u horny
You: hold that thought
You: \
You: what are your thoughts on waffles
Stranger: they r super deliouces
You: syrup or no
Stranger: syrup
You: manure puree?
Stranger: wht
You: basically
You: do you like diarrhea on your waffles
Stranger: nah
You: im into the whole 2 girls 1 waffle kinda thing
Stranger: ah
Stranger: r u a girl
You: yes
You: thilly muffin
Stranger: do u have msn
You: no
You: i have plenty of waffles though
Stranger: do u have a webcam
You: no
You: i have plenty of waffles though
Stranger: naked pics
You: yes
You: but they involve waffles
Stranger: can i see any
You: im 17
You: child pornography is indeed frowned upon in many countries
Stranger: so
You: that would mean BREAKING TEH LAWZOR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 16/f/illinois
Stranger: 16 m nj
Stranger: whts up
You: nothing
Stranger: r u horny
You: hold that thought
You: \
You: what are your thoughts on waffles
Stranger: they r super deliouces
You: syrup or no
Stranger: syrup
You: manure puree?
Stranger: wht
You: basically
You: do you like diarrhea on your waffles
Stranger: nah
You: im into the whole 2 girls 1 waffle kinda thing
Stranger: ah
Stranger: r u a girl
You: yes
You: thilly muffin
Stranger: do u have msn
You: no
You: i have plenty of waffles though
Stranger: do u have a webcam
You: no
You: i have plenty of waffles though
Stranger: naked pics
You: yes
You: but they involve waffles
Stranger: can i see any
You: im 17
You: child pornography is indeed frowned upon in many countries
Stranger: so
You: that would mean BREAKING TEH LAWZOR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lindenkron
OG
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: what up nig nig
You: Nothin be up in da hut dawg, what be up in da crib ? nethin goin dawn?
Stranger: aw dang man
Stranger: cant read what you wrote
You: Damn.. don't fake gangster then son
Stranger: nah b
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hey
Stranger: what up nig nig
You: Nothin be up in da hut dawg, what be up in da crib ? nethin goin dawn?
Stranger: aw dang man
Stranger: cant read what you wrote
You: Damn.. don't fake gangster then son
Stranger: nah b
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
McBankington
Who's this guy?
It's called ghetto talk, which you happen to suck at. You just said Nothings going on around here whats going on around here, nothing?
Quelfep
OG
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: What's your name?
You: hello?
Stranger: samba
Stranger: u?
Stranger: where r u frm
You: Jolly good! I am Quelfep from Trollbane!
You: In addition to Trollbane, you may be able to find me at Mannoroth!
Stranger: how?
You: Carefully, my dear
You: So, do you prefer fighting with swords, a bow and arrow, or magic spells?
Stranger: r u male/female
You: At Trollbane, I am male, at Mannoroth, I am female
Stranger: nice
You: So swords, bow and arrow, or magic spells?
Stranger: ok
You: Which of those 3 do you prefer?
Stranger: f
You: I'm sorry "f" is unavailable now
You: If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again
You: Do you like swords, bow and arrows, or magic spells?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Was it something I said?
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: What's your name?
You: hello?
Stranger: samba
Stranger: u?
Stranger: where r u frm
You: Jolly good! I am Quelfep from Trollbane!
You: In addition to Trollbane, you may be able to find me at Mannoroth!
Stranger: how?
You: Carefully, my dear
You: So, do you prefer fighting with swords, a bow and arrow, or magic spells?
Stranger: r u male/female
You: At Trollbane, I am male, at Mannoroth, I am female
Stranger: nice
You: So swords, bow and arrow, or magic spells?
Stranger: ok
You: Which of those 3 do you prefer?
Stranger: f
You: I'm sorry "f" is unavailable now
You: If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again
You: Do you like swords, bow and arrows, or magic spells?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Was it something I said?
Quelfep
OG
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA, BOYS HAVE A PENIS. I HAVE BOTH.
You: SEX THROUGH A WRISTWATCH!
Stranger: LMFAO.
Stranger: TEACH ME THE TECHNIQUE!
You: MAKE JOOR P3N1S REALLY HARD. DEN POUND IT THROUGH THE WATCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Did I winned?
Stranger: GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA, BOYS HAVE A PENIS. I HAVE BOTH.
You: SEX THROUGH A WRISTWATCH!
Stranger: LMFAO.
Stranger: TEACH ME THE TECHNIQUE!
You: MAKE JOOR P3N1S REALLY HARD. DEN POUND IT THROUGH THE WATCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Did I winned?
McBankington
Who's this guy?
Quelfep said:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: What's your name?
You: hello?
Stranger: samba
Stranger: u?
Stranger: where r u frm
You: Jolly good! I am Quelfep from Trollbane!
You: In addition to Trollbane, you may be able to find me at Mannoroth!
Stranger: how?
You: Carefully, my dear
You: So, do you prefer fighting with swords, a bow and arrow, or magic spells?
Stranger: r u male/female
You: At Trollbane, I am male, at Mannoroth, I am female
Stranger: nice
You: So swords, bow and arrow, or magic spells?
Stranger: ok
You: Which of those 3 do you prefer?
Stranger: f
You: I'm sorry "f" is unavailable now
You: If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again
You: Do you like swords, bow and arrows, or magic spells?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Was it something I said?
That person had potential, avoid pretending to be a robot, leet speak, talking like a dumbass and capitals when trollan omegle. The fact he responded "f" was the only good part of it all.