lol

Stranger: hehy

You: heyyy

Stranger: you noe JUSTIN BIEBER ?

You: yeahhh omg hes soooo cute

Stranger: BIEBER FAN ?

You: not really. i just think hes cute

You: whyy?

Stranger: do you have his album ? do you wunna meet him and see how cute he is in real life ?

You: dont have his album but i'd loooovee to meet him

Stranger: if you do go get MY WORLD IN STORES NOW , and go FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER @JUSTINBIEBER , GO SPREAD THIS AROUND , GET THAT GOLDEN TICKET IN THE ALBUM FOR YOUR CHANCES TO MEET HIM <3

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Guess that one backfired on me :(
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: word up Im looking for white girls early

You: I'M LOOKING FOR COTTEN EYE JOE!

Stranger: ....

Stranger: wow

Stranger: did your daddy teach you that one?

You: I HURD HE LIVED IN DA WOODS

Stranger: ....

Stranger: well?

You: I FINDED HIM

You: YAY

You: f it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe

I'ld been married long time ago

Where did you come from where did you go

Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been...



If it hadn't been...

If it hadn't been...



He came to town like a midwinter storm

He rode through the fields so hansome and strong

His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun

But all he had come for was having some fun



If it hadn't been...

If it hadn't been...



He brought disaster wherever he went

The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent

They all ran away so nobody would know

and left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe



If it hadn't been...

If it had't been...



If it hadn't been...

If it hadn't been...



If it hadn't been...

Stranger: you're hella lame

You: Catch you later cowboy

You have disconnected.
 
too good to not post:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: twink looking to fuck

You: 49 twink

You: and 19 twink

You: what classes are your twinks?

Stranger: huh

Stranger: ???

You: i have twinks at almost every bracket and class

You: do you?

Stranger: im a hs student looking to fuck

You: so you dont play wow...?

You: whats your favorite spell

You: im quite partial to starfire

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beat that bitchess
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ih

You: pus

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: ?lsa

You: yawron,m,51

Stranger: stop writhing backwards

You: ?yhw

Stranger: its pissing me off

You: ?ylro

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: why do most of the people in northern europe have white cotton-candy looking hair?

You: plippers

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Why have you been bullying my daughter?

Stranger: It's sad, why do you bully people over the internet?

You: because she tore my yugioh card

You: i punched her

You: in the face

Stranger: omg :eek:

You: i liked it

Stranger: it's

Stranger: i eat yellow snow?

Stranger: :eek:

You: :eek:

You: :eek:

You: :eek:

Stranger: orly.

Stranger: is it you

Stranger: >_<

You: who

You: who

You: who

You: who

Stranger: GP

Stranger: GP

Stranger: GP

Stranger: GP

You: BLASTOISE

Stranger: ;o

You: GO

Stranger: OMG.

You: BLASTOISE

Stranger: MEW

Stranger: KICK HIS ASS

Stranger: D=

You: DSGHSAGHBJDG SFFD HYDRO EPUMP

Stranger: ajnsknksdv

Stranger: i win

Stranger: D=

You: garblel

You: dsgsg

Stranger: -eats

Stranger: ahaa, you're dead.

You: *turns hat to back*

You: PKEBALL GO

Stranger: orly.

Stranger: well

Stranger: ohai, nice talking to you.

Stranger: ohai, obai.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heyy ;)

Stranger: hi

You: i can type the alphabet

You: wanna see?

You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Stranger: so quick

Stranger: youre pro

You: i am lightning fast to satisfy anyone ;))

Stranger: youll make someone very happy

You: m or f

Stranger: mmmale

You: want me to satisfy youu? ;)

Stranger: by making me a sandwich?

You: you watch G4 too babyy? :D

Stranger: what?

Stranger: is that a sandwich making channel?

You: nvm :)

You: i can show you a hot pic of me :)

Stranger: i bet its not you

You: http://i48.tinypic.com/5yx6xw.jpg

You: it sure is :)

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: way too hot to be you

Stranger: fucking phony

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JUS A BIG PHAT PHONY
 
Quelfep said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heyy ;)

Stranger: hi

You: i can type the alphabet

You: wanna see?

You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Stranger: so quick

Stranger: youre pro

You: i am lightning fast to satisfy anyone ;))

Stranger: youll make someone very happy

You: m or f

Stranger: mmmale

You: want me to satisfy youu? ;)

Stranger: by making me a sandwich?

You: you watch G4 too babyy? :D

Stranger: what?

Stranger: is that a sandwich making channel?

You: nvm :)

You: i can show you a hot pic of me :)

Stranger: i bet its not you

You: http://i48.tinypic.com/5yx6xw.jpg

You: it sure is :)

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: way too hot to be you

Stranger: fucking phony

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JUS A BIG PHAT PHONY
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so are you the doll on the left or the right?
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi?

Stranger: Let's just get to the point, which one are you:

A. Just bored and want to talk

B. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a guy

C. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a girl

D. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a guy

E. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a girl

F. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy

G. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a girl

H. Female (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy



i'm C. :D

You: i'm d/e interchangeably

You: but i'm a lesbian

Stranger: kewl

You: not lying

Stranger: kwl

You: so wassup?

Stranger: nothing much just talking to strangers u?

You: SAME!

Stranger: OMG!!!!!!!

You: what a coinkidink!!!

Stranger: yeeeeee

Stranger: so what makes u like girls

You: everything

You: :)

You: all the subtleties

You: their hair, smiles, soft lips

You: you?

Stranger: dunno im natuarlly atrracted to them

You: if you say boobs, i'll kick you where the sun don't shine

You: virtually speaking

Stranger: why?

You: and i'm naturally attracted to them too

You: bc that's what all dumb guys say!

Stranger: coool

You: and it's so insensitive

Stranger: i must be dumb then

You: consider yourself virtually kicked in the sack

Stranger: ouch that hurt

You: i warned ya!

Stranger: how old r u

You: 18

You: u?

Stranger: 15

Stranger: have u thought of bing a bi

Stranger: being*

Stranger: ?

You: yeah

You: doesn't work

You: penises are gross

You: no offense

Stranger: none taken

Stranger: hav u had sex with a girl

You: yes

Stranger: how do u do it?? if u dont mind me asking?

You: fingers, tongues

You: you know

Stranger: not really explain please

You: well you slowly stick your tounge into the other persons vag

You: and u wiggle it around until u hit the spot

You: u will kno because the start moaning and squirting in ur mouth mmmm taste good

You: and you stick your fingers in their wet vag

You: sliding them in and out

Stranger: k

You: faster

You: FASTER

You: you like it, don't you?

Stranger: no

You: PUT YOUR PENIS BACK IN YOUR PANTS!

Stranger: i like putting my dick in vag

You: I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE THEM

Stranger: ok

You: thank you

You: now say you're sorry

Stranger: im sorry

You: good boy

Stranger: u got facebook?

You: i have a I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT

You: that's adot EDU, BITCH

Stranger: kwl

You: dude, you gotta stop fucking your mom

You: incest= bad

You: bad incest!

You: bad!

Stranger: lesbian = bad

You: she was really loose

Stranger: BAd

You: bad boy!

You: noooooo

You: lesbian= horny for your momma

Stranger: being lesbian is gay

You: wow. no shit, sherlock. your insight amazes me. that took ya a while

You: dumbass

You: so how's your mom?

Stranger: :)

Stranger: its un natually

You: tell her i said hi

You: and tell her pussykins is doing good

You: she'll know what it means

Stranger: jesus didnt make females to have sex with eachother

You: i was inside your mom, btw

You: tongue AND fingers

Stranger: u need help

You: same time

Stranger: guys can tongue as well n00b

You: your mom didn't think so

You: she likes the female tongue

You: you were just a drunken accident

You: she never loved you

Stranger: there the same u noob

You: sorry

Stranger: my mum doesnt drink

You: she did that night!!!

You: nieve idiot

You: fuck you

You: and jesus made me

You: to have sex wiith your MOMMA

You: so suck it

You: what your nombre?

Stranger: take a goood hard look at your self then have sex with a guy who loves you and u can make a family and have grandkids

You: ew

You: jackass

You: i don't want to look at a hard, throbbing, guy part

You: thanks though

You: you're so sweet

You: so is your mom's vag

You: YUMMAY

You: she squirts so much

You: soooooo much

Stranger: could u please stop?

You: we went 5 times

You: BECAUSE CHICKS CAN DO THAT

You: SUCKS

Stranger: and they will go to hell

You: 4 u

You: what?

You: your orgasms go to hell too

Stranger: lesbian got to hell

Stranger: go

You: you just sent your mom to hell

You: how does that make you feel?

Stranger: unless u ask for fogiveness

You: please forgive my tongue in your mother's vag

Stranger: my mums not gay or i wouldnt be alive

You: hows that?

You: i tod i\u it was a mistake... she talks about it all the time... she just wishes for that 1 night back

Stranger: JESUS LOVES YOU

You: why dont u as her about it?

You: jesus hates you, you little fucker

Stranger: im going to disconnect now

You: aww

You: put ur mom on real quick for me please

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*Disclaimer* (i am a guy and not gay) just thought i would throw that out there
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: daddy?

You: i can pretend to be

You: i do have whips in the garage

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*sniff*



Edit:



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: Hello, im 17-M-Hungary

You: thats a fucking stupid name

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Edit2: why so short :(
 
You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: Sup?

Stranger: im horny

Stranger: and you?

You: cool

You: i just got done nailing my dog

Stranger: hmmmmm thats nice

You: yea

Stranger: but i like to fuck cats

Stranger: i wont get horny from dogs

You: oh

You: y

You: i like cats when they r ded

You: hbu?

Stranger: yess thats nice

Stranger: then they are cold

You: ye

Stranger: thats nice for my dig

You: u hav a dig?

You: neato

You: so liek

You: we gunna do it or wat?

Stranger: okay!;)

You: awesome

You: do u liek to role play

Stranger: yep

You: cool

You: wut do u wanna role play

You: i liek yugio

Stranger: is that that pokemon stuff?

You: no

You: pikachu would kick their ass

Stranger: hahah nice:D

You: so ya

You: whats your topic

Stranger: anal

You: cool

You: have u ever stucka sharpie in your pooper?

You: it feels rlly good

Stranger: really?

Stranger: ive never tried it

You: yea

Stranger: but i will do

You: take the cap off and do it

You: mainly just leave it there to

You: the chemicals make u orgasm rlly fast

You: orcgasm *

Stranger: hmmm i like that

Stranger: where are you from?

You: nyc

You: hbu

Stranger: new york city boy, y ou never have a bored day

You: ?!

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:( I can't find anyone good.
 
posting ones where you're clearly talking another troll is a fail.



and stabb, thats just creepy that you went so far pretending to be a lesbian, /shudder
 
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