lol

Stranger: ni hao

You: konichiwa!

You: ^.^

Stranger: hen hao!!!

You: Shut up faggot, get on your knees.

Stranger: >>

___

You: Get on your fucking knees

Stranger: todo wat suck ur vag

You: Sure.

Stranger: VJJ

You: Sorry, I don't speak dumbass, what country you from?

Stranger: 8========D~~~~~~~~

You: I said what country you from?

Stranger: that is wat country

Stranger: 8=======D~~~~~~~~~

You: 8========D~~~~~~~~ ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak english in 8========D~~~~~~~~?

Stranger: shi

You: I asked you a god damn question

You: do they speak english in 8========D~~~~~~~~?

Stranger: broken english

Stranger: im a girl are u a chick or a dude

You: Broken english? Is that what you BLACK PEOPLE call it these days?

You: You ain't a fucking cumdumpster, get out of here you shitty ass troll.

Stranger: im reporting CSA ( computer police basicly mah dad works for them)

You: You act like I give a shit, I'm behind 6 proxies.

Stranger: so have fun in jail ur white trash BLACK PERSON

You: You just completely contradicted yoruself, you called me white and a BLACK PERSON at the same time, your also cyber bullying me now.

You: Hope were int he same cell together man.

You: In the*

Stranger: ur proably a fat ass who sits on ur ass all day looking at gay porno

You: Keep pounding your keyboard man

You: keep pounding

You: thrash thrash thrash rage rage rage

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Edit:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: gay?

You: all about it

Stranger: ahaaha nice

Stranger: how old r u

Stranger: im bi male

You: 19

Stranger: im 15

You: male

You: oh

You: uh

You: bit underaged there man

Stranger: o i see

You: so what did you have for breakfest today

You: I had some muffins

You: with butter

You: was pretty good I guess

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I'm having fun on omegle for once.



There we go.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: queers rule

You: yes

Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
McBankington said:
You mad because I didn't use leet speak and talk like I'm 9.

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But then its not trollin. I am working on the longest omegle chat in this thread atm. Im trying my best to troll, but i dont want them to disconnect, i want this to be the longest
 
Trolls don't use leet speak or talk like their idiots, go to /b/ and witness very basic trolling, if you can't find it you suck at this.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey.

You: sorryifitishardtounderstandme.myspacebargotbroked

Stranger: oh. that sucks.

You: yes

You: iwastoldtoavoidcapitalsandstuffwhentrollanomegle

Stranger: and you cant get it fixed?

You: whatisurasl

Stranger: 13. girl. tenn,

you?

You: doyouhavepics?

You: youthere?

Stranger: Quick!!! Grab your phone.



What's the last 4 digits of your mobile number?

2704.



What does the 1st message in your inbox say?

"Me too! :D" -Hanner



Who is the first person who comes up under m?

Maddi



Who was the last person you called?

Anna Montanna. :)



Who was your last missed call from?

Anna Montanna.



Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?

David May.



Who was your last received call from?

Mae Mae.



Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?:

Sammie. :)



How many messages are currently in your inbox?

62.



What do you have as your background?

Me and Anna at the skating rink.



How many bars of signal do you currently have?

2.



Who was your last text message from?

Hanner.



Name EVERY person you have text messages from in your message box.

Hannah, Brooke, Mom, Justin, Mae, Chan.



Who is the 9th person on your missed calls list?

no one.



How about the 21st?

no one.



Who is the first person in your contacts list?

Addy Murry.



The last?

Zach Bonvallet.



Do you have a camera phone?

Mhm.



How many pictures do you have?

18. haha



Do you have a signature for your teXT?

Mhm.



If so, What does it say?:

*iloveyou



Can you survive without your phone?

Probably.



What kind of phone do you have?

Lg Vu.



Do you have Bluetooth?:

Nope.



Infrared?:

No?



What does the 22nd Message in your Inbox say?

"Yeah that would work to."



Whose it from?

Anna :)



Whose your 8th recieved call from?

Mae.



Name everybodies names in your phone book that are decorated with symbols and stuff!:

Anna, Chan, Hannah, April, and Nick. They all have nicknames.



Who has there own ring tone, and what is it?

No one.

Stranger: oh. err... sorry.

Stranger: IMG_06881.jpg picture by bae-bay-bay - Photobucket

Stranger: there.

Stranger: meant to send the other thing to my friend.

You: hi

Stranger: hey?

You: areyouthere?

Stranger: yeah

You: hellllooooo?

You: ohhi

You: hi

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: right here.

You: i am 15

Stranger: okay.

You: why are you yelling? :(

Stranger: im not...

You: no you arent

You: wait omg

You: my keyboard

You: it is fixed

Stranger: cool :)

You: :)

You: why do girls

You: type smilies

You: like :)

Stranger: i do because on facebook if you :) it turns into a weird yellow smiley face. its ugly, :) is prettier.

You: facebook?

Stranger: yeah

You: hmm

You: sounds like fun

Stranger: yeah. you?

You: me what

You: isnt it a bit past your bedtime?

Stranger: err-no?

You: its 12 30

Stranger: and?

You: thats outrageous

Stranger: 1:30 my time.

You: you are tuff

You: like a ford

You: my dad has a ford

You: its cool n stuf

Stranger: wow.. you just called me a truck...

err... thanks?

You: no i didnt

You: i used a simile to compare you to a truck

You: simile - a comparison between 2 or more things using the words "like" or "as"

You: you are ignoring my

Stranger: i know what a simile is.

Stranger: im 13 not 8.

You: you are practically an adult

Stranger: im not ignoring you. im multitasking.

Stranger: *multitasking

You: ?? you spelled it right the first time

You: i dont get it

You: i am liek, confused

Your conversational partner has disconnected.







noooo. just randomly left
 
Was having a normal conversation when this suddenly happed...

Stranger: yeah so whats ur favorite holiday

You: Probably halloween, I just like the feel of it when walking around in the streets

Stranger: i dont know why but I like arbor day

Stranger: the idea of thanking the trees for the oxygen they give us soothes my spirit

Stranger: :3

You: Eh, treess are plentiful where I live and people are taking them too serious saying we're killing every last one.

You: But I see where yor coming from

You: Your*

Stranger: i cant even see a tree for miles of my house

Stranger: away from*

You: My house used to be surrounded by trees, we had one in our front lawn but it covered up the windows so my mom wanted it taken down, then there was some in our back yard that we're getting far to large so we had to get them cut down too since they could have fallen and crushed our house any minute

Stranger: :( I wouldnt like it if someone killed me because they said i was in the way or too big

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Using that picture to pretend I'm a girl now though.

Also

You: thanx :)

Stranger: no prob bob
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: did you just call me an asshole?

Stranger: no

Stranger: age sex location

You: i dont want to have sex ):

Stranger: smartass

Stranger: age gender location

You: oh!

You: 14 girl ohio

Stranger: are you from van wert ohio

You: i am a hop skip and a jump over

Stranger: really

Stranger: i know some ppl there

Stranger: do u

You: yes

You: silly

Stranger: no way

Stranger: do you know carlee brown

You: oh

You: my

You: god

Stranger: haha ur pulling my leg.....

You: i would like to say i am

You: but this is just too creepy

Stranger: ahahaha

Stranger: how bout nikki young

You: i know OF them

Stranger: ah

Stranger: still.....what are the odds

You: i know

Stranger: whats ur name

You: im too creeped out to tell you anything right now o.o

Stranger: haha wow

Stranger: well how well do uk them

You: i dont want you to find out who i am

Stranger: haha k

Stranger: i was just gonna tell them who i just happened to talk to on omegle so they could be like no way

You: i am too scared

Stranger: haha well if you see them tell them nick wilson says hi

Stranger: and that includes betsy carlton too lol

You: just say "caught the boomerang on the lamp", they will know what it means :D

Stranger: haha k

Stranger: you swear ur being serious?

You: yes

Stranger: unbelievable

You: i know!

You: so, what is your "asl"

Stranger: 16 m indiana

You: oh, ok

You: i was born there, you know ;)

Stranger: really

Stranger: indianapolis?

You: no

Stranger: oh

Stranger: thats where im from

You: cool

Stranger: ya

Stranger: and ik those ppl cuz we go to the same church camp

You: coool

Stranger: ya

You: how do i apply a condom?

You: i dont want to get pregnant

Stranger: you put it over the dick.......

Stranger: shouldnt be that hard

You: i heard you can apply it incorrectly

You: rand it will break or something

Stranger: dont put it on inside out

Stranger: it should roll down

You: i heard

You: sex hurts

You: for a girl

Stranger: lol

Stranger: are you like about to have sex or somethin

You: yes

You: tomorrow

Stranger: well i wouldnt know im not a girl

You: when something in me "pops"

Stranger: a cherry pop?

You: thats what he said!

Stranger: yeah thats an expression for losing ur virginity

You: oooh

You: is this going to be fun?

Stranger: to be honest i dont think ur ready for sex

You: i am

You: ready for anything

You: well i have to go

You: bye!

You have disconnected.





that one was fun
 
Ready for anything.

I'm just having normal conversations, I love that picture though, people actually believe I'm a 14 year old girl! Today is the best day ever, thank you so much.
 
lindenkron said:
HAHA THIS GUY WAS AWESOME XD



Stranger: If I told you I was a 52 year old man living in a cave in Afghanistan, would you disconnect?

You: I'd prolly start off by asking you how you managed to connect to the net from a Cave.

Stranger: My network has many connections

You: SUP OSAMA

Stranger: OH SHIT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



(notice which one is "you" and "stranger" :p)
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Omegle chats just get stranger and stranger, don't they?



BADUM-CHH!
 
Stranger: hi

You: Hi big boy

Stranger: boy or girl

You: You tell first

Stranger: boy

You: You like anal?

Stranger: ye

You: So can i fuck you up the ass? And you would enjoy it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Canterbury said:
Stranger: hi

You: Hi big boy

Stranger: boy or girl

You: You tell first

Stranger: boy

You: You like anal?

Stranger: ye

You: So can i fuck you up the ass and you would enjoy it?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Don't mind me just fixing punctuation.
 
rofl. ok my first time there. and the first is so wierd im not gonna link it and the other was pretty "fast".



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: a

Stranger: s

Stranger: l

You: im not gay

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: bye

You: :p

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I bet theres alot of wierdos,peverts and gays there :S. but the site seem like a cool idea though, when your bored:) never heard of it before thx:p



edit: it hurts how people leave like theres no tomorov, in the middle of good conversations too:( (they are rare)
 
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