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Twinkytoes
OG
Cptheal said:
This .
Falkor
Twink Info Legend
Ego said:
j as in jealous? then no. not at all.
"ur a fail idit "
nope the couple ive pasted here were pretty win imo. it wasnt troll vs troll like some of these. or as disturbing as pretending to be a lesbian...ech.
i think im the only won to have a 'twink' chat on there hahaa
Deadhed
OG
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im and 17 year old boy from usa looking for a hot girl with an aim or ichat that has a webcam
You: lets fuck.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: u got an aim
Stranger: or ichat
You: naw but i got a dildo and a bucket of KY jelly.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: im and 17 year old boy from usa looking for a hot girl with an aim or ichat that has a webcam
You: lets fuck.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: u got an aim
Stranger: or ichat
You: naw but i got a dildo and a bucket of KY jelly.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stabbedurazz
OG
lol twink.... but free bumb for more lolz
Quelfep
OG
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heey
You: whatcha doin?
Stranger: just chillin and u?
You: yep
You: how was your christmas?
Stranger: ooh,great,and urs?ps.thanks for asking ahha
You: it was good. i got an itouch
Stranger: that´s awesome!
You: what did you get?
Stranger: some money
You: yea i got a bunch too
You: i can type the alphabet wanna see?
You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Stranger: and passages to us!haha
Stranger: ahahah great,me 2
You: OMG
You: we have so much in common
Stranger: ahah really,did u got passages 2?
You: no! but we both can type the alphabet!
Stranger: ahhahahahahahahaahhahahahaha
You: that's just unheard of!
Stranger: hahaha ok..
Stranger: so,asl?
You: 7/m/chicago
Stranger: hahaha ur a little child
Stranger: so,what r u doing at omeegle little boy?
You: jk
You: im 17
Stranger: ahahha
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: so,whats ur name?
You: johnathan
You: i am a big black man
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: i am a small white girl
You: thats nice
Stranger: hahaha think so
You: yea its HAWT
Stranger: hawt?
You: hott
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: thanks haha
Stranger: so,why did u say that ur a big black man?
You: i lied
Stranger: hahaha so,ur a short white man?
Stranger: haha really i adored u
You: no
You: im tall
Stranger: ohh,ok,so u´r a tall white man
You: yes
Stranger: so,tall white man,do u have facebook or messenger?
You: none of those
Stranger: hmm,how bad!ur so cute
You: do you have any pics of yourself?
Stranger: yeah
You:
You: can i see dem?
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i'm not able to send it 2 u by omeegle,sorry
You: why not?
Stranger: haha dont know
You: you can upload them to tinypic or imageshack or w/e, then send me the link
Stranger: ok,r u shure that u dont have email,messenger,facebook,because them i can send u,because i dont know how to do it
You: i really dont
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: thats really bad,because i adored u ahah
You: go to tinypic.com
Stranger: ok
You: click browse
Stranger: ok
You: now navigate to where the pic is located and open that
Stranger: ok
You: click upload now
Stranger: ok
You: now copy and paste the url
Stranger: wait
You: into omegle
Stranger: ok,wait
You: what
Stranger: its loading
You: ok
Stranger: http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxg2di.jpg
Stranger: hello?
You: hi
Stranger: so,did u get it?
You: no
Stranger: http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxg2di.jpg
You: it didnt work
Stranger: wtff,i should be really dummy
Stranger: and now
Stranger: i48.tinypic.com/2gxg2di.jpg
Stranger: hello ????
Stranger: hello?????
Stranger: hellooooooooooo?
You: CUM
Stranger: ?
You: GIVE ME PICS OF YOUR TITS
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
You: YES
You: BECAUSE
Stranger: ?
You: PICS
You: OF
You: YOUR
You: TITS
You: NAO
Stranger: no,ur pervert!
You: NO IM NOT
You: I JUST WANT TO SEE TEH TITZ0RS
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what are titzors?
You: tits
You: let me see dem
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: because i´m not a prostitute
You: you dont have to be
You: lets have sex
Stranger: no,i dont even know u!
You: so?
Stranger: my god
You: so when are we going to have sex?
You: is next tuesday good?
Stranger: do u know where i live?
You: no
You: where do you live?
Stranger: churupita
Stranger: its in brazil
You: i can fly out there right quick
Stranger: send me a pic nof u
Stranger: of*
You: will that increase my chances of sex?
Stranger: yeah
You: wow
You: whore
Stranger: ?
You: tsk tsk
You: wanting sex with someone to whom you are NOT married
Stranger: im not married im just 16
You: yea
You: premarital sex is a SIN
Stranger: bye
You: k love you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GOD. SOME PEOPLE JUST WONT LEAVE!
But yea I threw up when I saw the pic just a little bit =\
You: hi
Stranger: heey
You: whatcha doin?
Stranger: just chillin and u?
You: yep
You: how was your christmas?
Stranger: ooh,great,and urs?ps.thanks for asking ahha
You: it was good. i got an itouch
Stranger: that´s awesome!
You: what did you get?
Stranger: some money
You: yea i got a bunch too
You: i can type the alphabet wanna see?
You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Stranger: and passages to us!haha
Stranger: ahahah great,me 2
You: OMG
You: we have so much in common
Stranger: ahah really,did u got passages 2?
You: no! but we both can type the alphabet!
Stranger: ahhahahahahahahaahhahahahaha
You: that's just unheard of!
Stranger: hahaha ok..
Stranger: so,asl?
You: 7/m/chicago
Stranger: hahaha ur a little child
Stranger: so,what r u doing at omeegle little boy?
You: jk
You: im 17
Stranger: ahahha
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: so,whats ur name?
You: johnathan
You: i am a big black man
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: i am a small white girl
You: thats nice
Stranger: hahaha think so
You: yea its HAWT
Stranger: hawt?
You: hott
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: thanks haha
Stranger: so,why did u say that ur a big black man?
You: i lied
Stranger: hahaha so,ur a short white man?
Stranger: haha really i adored u
You: no
You: im tall
Stranger: ohh,ok,so u´r a tall white man
You: yes
Stranger: so,tall white man,do u have facebook or messenger?
You: none of those
Stranger: hmm,how bad!ur so cute
You: do you have any pics of yourself?
Stranger: yeah
You:
You: can i see dem?
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i'm not able to send it 2 u by omeegle,sorry
You: why not?
Stranger: haha dont know
You: you can upload them to tinypic or imageshack or w/e, then send me the link
Stranger: ok,r u shure that u dont have email,messenger,facebook,because them i can send u,because i dont know how to do it
You: i really dont
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: thats really bad,because i adored u ahah
You: go to tinypic.com
Stranger: ok
You: click browse
Stranger: ok
You: now navigate to where the pic is located and open that
Stranger: ok
You: click upload now
Stranger: ok
You: now copy and paste the url
Stranger: wait
You: into omegle
Stranger: ok,wait
You: what
Stranger: its loading
You: ok
Stranger: http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxg2di.jpg
Stranger: hello?
You: hi
Stranger: so,did u get it?
You: no
Stranger: http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxg2di.jpg
You: it didnt work
Stranger: wtff,i should be really dummy
Stranger: and now
Stranger: i48.tinypic.com/2gxg2di.jpg
Stranger: hello ????
Stranger: hello?????
Stranger: hellooooooooooo?
You: CUM
Stranger: ?
You: GIVE ME PICS OF YOUR TITS
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
You: YES
You: BECAUSE
Stranger: ?
You: PICS
You: OF
You: YOUR
You: TITS
You: NAO
Stranger: no,ur pervert!
You: NO IM NOT
You: I JUST WANT TO SEE TEH TITZ0RS
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what are titzors?
You: tits
You: let me see dem
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: because i´m not a prostitute
You: you dont have to be
You: lets have sex
Stranger: no,i dont even know u!
You: so?
Stranger: my god
You: so when are we going to have sex?
You: is next tuesday good?
Stranger: do u know where i live?
You: no
You: where do you live?
Stranger: churupita
Stranger: its in brazil
You: i can fly out there right quick
Stranger: send me a pic nof u
Stranger: of*
You: will that increase my chances of sex?
Stranger: yeah
You: wow
You: whore
Stranger: ?
You: tsk tsk
You: wanting sex with someone to whom you are NOT married
Stranger: im not married im just 16
You: yea
You: premarital sex is a SIN
Stranger: bye
You: k love you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GOD. SOME PEOPLE JUST WONT LEAVE!
But yea I threw up when I saw the pic just a little bit =\
Falkor
Twink Info Legend
lol she stayed for awhile...
take away the braces and thats a solid 7-7.5 at least, i wouldnt puke
i bet she could give a mean [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM&feature=player_embedded"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
take away the braces and thats a solid 7-7.5 at least, i wouldnt puke
i bet she could give a mean [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM&feature=player_embedded"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM&feature=player_embedded[/ame]