lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyyy imm 17 m nj and im looking for a girl who wants to cam to cam

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: ;

You: Your underage.

Stranger: so what?

You: I'm no pedo.

Stranger: my dick is huge

You: I'm no pedo

Stranger: asl?

You: You know who might like you

You: 4chan

You: click /b/

You: Make a thread mentioning your age and what your willing to do.

Stranger: asl?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uh
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo nigga.

Stranger: laz f

You: lolwut

You: u be trippin' boo

Stranger: u f m

You: wtf do u thnk i am

You: im a femayle

You: a black femayle frum bruklyyynnnn

You: ya feel?

Stranger: im very horny what u gonna do to help me

Stranger: ya feel

You: i have a vagina piercing

You: its quite the pleaser

Stranger: thats cool cyber with me what u look like

You: ill send u a pic

Stranger: ok

You: http://msp46.photobucket.com/albums/f136/zman916/ghetto-prom-fat-black-girl.jpg

You: you in?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hay thar partnerr

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: lol

You: Whats good

Stranger: bored as fuckkk

Stranger: asl

You: 35, M, Michigan, you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ur quiet

Stranger: yes

You: why

Stranger: shhhh!

Stranger: AAAIIIIYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Now this is a story

all about how my life

got twisted upside down

and id like to take a minute

just sit right there

ill tell you how i became the prince

of a town called Bel-Air

You: In west Philadelphia

born and raised

on the playground my momma said

most of my days

chilling out, maxing

and relaxing all cool

and all shooting some b-ball

outside of school

You: when a couple of guys

they were up to no good

started making trouble in our neighborhood

i got in one little fight and my mom got scared

she said your moving

in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

You: i whisted for a cab and when it came near

the license plate said fresh

and had dice in the mirror

if anything i could say that this cab was rare

but i thought nah, forget it

yo home to bel-air!

You: i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight

i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later

looked at my kingdom i was finally there

to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Stranger: wow, child of the 90's much?

You: ya feels my vibe nigz

Stranger: no

You: go home.

You: your a fag in denial

You: just leave

You: you were adopted.

You: jsut leave this chat

You: now

Stranger: btw,

Stranger: you have aids!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

You: Whatsup

Stranger: avoiding homework. you?

You: I am hopefully going to do it right now

You: I have been instructed to interview 5 random people that I don't know, and give the results to my teacher.

You: May I interview you?

Stranger: sure

You: Ok

You: #1

You: McDonalds or Burger King?

Stranger: mcdonald's

You: Coke or Pepsi

Stranger: coke

You: If you were stranded on an island, what 3 things would you need?

Stranger: my toothbrush.

You: 2 other things

Stranger: bible

Stranger: and

Stranger: to kill a mockingbird-the book

You: If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be of?

Stranger: a quote that i found inspirational

You: Ok

You: Are you a boy or a girl?

Stranger: girl

You: Ok 1 sec lemme grab the girl set

You: Ok

You: If you had to get your clit pierced, what kind of piercing would you get?

Stranger: hahahaha

You: Do you have an answer?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: probably a horizontal hood piercing

You: Ok

You: now part B to that question

You: Why?

Stranger: i think it's the most attractive option

You: Ok

You: Have you ever had a cavity?

Stranger: no

You: Do have, or have gotten, braces?

Stranger: no

You: Do you know how to handle a screwdriver?

Stranger: yes

You: Do you know your ABCs?

Stranger: yes

You: If I was in charge, I would put "U" and "I" next to each other

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: <3

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Terrible double post incoming;



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: What's keeping you up?

Stranger: HI

You: A chair

You: Hi

Stranger: WHERE

You: In my room.. you?

Stranger: HEY

Stranger: NONO

Stranger: ME TOO IN MY ROOM..

You: Ok

Stranger: COUNTRY NAME

You: Italy, America, United Kingsdoms, Sweden, Norway, France... want more?

Stranger: WHATS COUNTRY NAME

You: Country name is the word to describe a specific nation.

Stranger: YOUR COUNTRY NAME

Stranger: NO

You: I don't have a country name.

Stranger: YOUR NATION I WONDER

Stranger: WHAT?

You: Why do you wonder in my nation?

Stranger: JUST

Stranger: FLKWMFLWEF;HT;LQHDSF;LHWKLTJHKSDFJ

Stranger: i'M LOOKING FOR JAPANESE

You: You should go look in Japan then.

Stranger: SO I ASK YOUR NATION

Stranger: NO

Stranger: i'M LOOKING IN OMEGLE

You: I'm not sure my nation would be able to help you there.

Stranger: I WENT JAPAN 2YEARS AGO

Stranger: UM

You: Okay? You went to Japan? Nice to know.

Stranger: THAT'S OK

Stranger: i JUST R WHERE DO YOU LIVE

You: You just what?

Stranger: I JUST WONDER

You: You're a wondere?

Stranger: NO JAPAN

You: You're Japan?

Stranger: NO

You: No?

Stranger: i'M NOT NATION'S NAME

You: Neat for you.

Stranger: YES

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Twinkytoes said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ur quiet

Stranger: yes

You: why

Stranger: shhhh!

Stranger: AAAIIIIYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Now this is a story

all about how my life

got twisted upside down

and id like to take a minute

just sit right there

ill tell you how i became the prince

of a town called Bel-Air

You: In west Philadelphia

born and raised

on the playground my momma said

most of my days

chilling out, maxing

and relaxing all cool

and all shooting some b-ball

outside of school

You: when a couple of guys

they were up to no good

started making trouble in our neighborhood

i got in one little fight and my mom got scared

she said your moving

in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

You: i whisted for a cab and when it came near

the license plate said fresh

and had dice in the mirror

if anything i could say that this cab was rare

but i thought nah, forget it

yo home to bel-air!

You: i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight

i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later

looked at my kingdom i was finally there

to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Stranger: wow, child of the 90's much?

You: ya feels my vibe nigz

Stranger: no

You: go home.

You: your a fag in denial

You: just leave

You: you were adopted.

You: jsut leave this chat

You: now

Stranger: btw,

Stranger: you have aids!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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OWNED. Hahhahaha
 
lindenkron said:
Terrible double post incoming;



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: What's keeping you up?

Stranger: HI

You: A chair

You: Hi

Stranger: WHERE

You: In my room.. you?

Stranger: HEY

Stranger: NONO

Stranger: ME TOO IN MY ROOM..

You: Ok

Stranger: COUNTRY NAME

You: Italy, America, United Kingsdoms, Sweden, Norway, France... want more?

Stranger: WHATS COUNTRY NAME

You: Country name is the word to describe a specific nation.

Stranger: YOUR COUNTRY NAME

Stranger: NO

You: I don't have a country name.

Stranger: YOUR NATION I WONDER

Stranger: WHAT?

You: Why do you wonder in my nation?

Stranger: JUST

Stranger: FLKWMFLWEF;HT;LQHDSF;LHWKLTJHKSDFJ

Stranger: i'M LOOKING FOR JAPANESE

You: You should go look in Japan then.

Stranger: SO I ASK YOUR NATION

Stranger: NO

Stranger: i'M LOOKING IN OMEGLE

You: I'm not sure my nation would be able to help you there.

Stranger: I WENT JAPAN 2YEARS AGO

Stranger: UM

You: Okay? You went to Japan? Nice to know.

Stranger: THAT'S OK

Stranger: i JUST R WHERE DO YOU LIVE

You: You just what?

Stranger: I JUST WONDER

You: You're a wondere?

Stranger: NO JAPAN

You: You're Japan?

Stranger: NO

You: No?

Stranger: i'M NOT NATION'S NAME

You: Neat for you.

Stranger: YES

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi (;

Stranger: Hey hey :)

You: im bored ):

You: and horny

You: will you please me

Stranger: haha get a bf :)

You: those guys at my school arent worth it :p

Stranger: and a guy on a random chat room is pwaah

You: you could be hot

You: i have never seen you :)

Stranger: Fair enough :)

Stranger: and you could be hot :)

You: lets start with a picture of me

You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting

Stranger: hott :)

You: thanks

Stranger: if thats you :)

You: sigh..

You: everyone says that

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeh sorry

You: :)

Stranger: shame i cant see your nice face :(

You: you can in my nudes

Stranger: oh really?

You: yes

Stranger: oh thats cool :)

You: but

You: i dont just give them out to anyone ;)

Stranger: Yehh i see haha who do you give them out to eh?

You: usually,

You: i will give them out on here if I think I can trust the stranger

Stranger: okk :)

Stranger: Well you are very pretty

You: thanks

You: do you have any pics of yourself?

Stranger: My silly camera has broken

Stranger: soo annoying

You: hehe ok

Stranger: but im not one of those freaks who sit on their computer all day ahha

You: thats good

You: i sit at my computer all day ):

Stranger: well some people are not freaks, but they sit at their computor all day haha

You: yea

You: i play world of warcraft

You: people think i am weird because i am a girl

You: and play it

Stranger: thats not weird :) loads of girls play it

Stranger: just not as many as boys haha

You: :)

You: can we cyber for a bit?

You: maybe you will get some nudes out of me

Stranger: I'll try it :)

You: ok you

You: you take the wheel

You: and do whatever you want :)

Stranger: Can you start, I dont do this often ahha

You: neither do i

Stranger: But can you start? :)

You: i want you to ):

You: idc what you do

You: you can do or say anything

Stranger: Have you ever cybered before?

You: yes

You: not recently

Stranger: haha

Stranger: okk

Stranger: well im sorry im just so bad haha

Stranger: but you are hot, and i dont want to embaress myself :)

You: haha

You: maybe this will get you started

You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting

Stranger: that is so hot

Stranger: haha

You: :)

Stranger: just wondering how old are you?

You: i like to keep that to myself :)

Stranger: fine :)

Stranger: haha

You: so

You: what is your name?

Stranger: My name is Matt :)

Stranger: and yours?

You: samantha

Stranger: really nice name :)

Stranger: always liked that

You: :)

Stranger: I like ur underwear in your first pic aha

You: thanks

Stranger: do you have a bf?

You: no :p

Stranger: haha :p

You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting

You: there is another one of me

Stranger: nice :)

You: are you beating off to me yet :)

Stranger: well you are so hot, but not yet :)

Stranger: I havent seen enough haha

You: those are all i have taken of me right now

Stranger: aww man :)

Stranger: shame :(

You: i know

Stranger: Im gutted :(

Stranger: have you got ur camara?

Stranger: haha

You: nope

Stranger: aww mann :(

Stranger: shame, well you are seriously hot :)

You: where do you live

Stranger: in the uk :)

You: maybe we can have sex

Stranger: are you in the uk?

You: maybe

Stranger: well are you?

You: yes

Stranger: okk :)

Stranger: thats cool

You: i have a penis

Stranger: serious?

You: yes

Stranger: wow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Quelfep said:
You: maybe we can have sex

Stranger: are you in the uk?

You: maybe

Stranger: well are you?

You: yes

Stranger: okk :)

Stranger: thats cool

You: i have a penis

Stranger: serious?

You: yes

Stranger: wow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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spill't my tea
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi :)

Stranger: A:horny girl

B:horny boy

C:normal chat

Stranger: choose one

You: A

Stranger: hi ;)

Stranger: age?

You: 17

Stranger: kool im 18

Stranger: wana trade some pic or rp a sex scene?

You: ok :)

Stranger: which one lol

You: trade pics

You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting

Stranger: kk you first

You: there is me

Stranger: oh come'on send me a nude on and ill send you a nice pic of my dick ;)

Stranger: one*

Stranger: but nice ass ;)

You: thanks

Stranger: lol np

Stranger: so like send me a nude pic of either your boobs or pussy prefer both lol and ill send you a pic of my dick ;)

You: fine ;)

You: let me dig one up

Stranger: kk

You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting

Stranger: like a full body lol why do you girls only show boobs ;) but nice boobs thou

You: thanks

You: i dont have any others ):

Stranger: like those are the only two you have?

You: i have one more

You: but nothing more than boobs

Stranger: let me se that 1 thn

You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting

Stranger: omfg i wana to fuck that ass so badly ur so fucking sexy

You: thanks :D

Stranger: like i wana go through my comp to you and just fuck you crazy

Stranger: like take of your panties and just eat out your pussy

You: mmmmm

Stranger: yea then i would start fucking you so hard

You: ;)

You: im pleasuring myself now

You: stroking my penis

Stranger: wtf?

You: i have a penis

Stranger: whos pic r those then?

You: is that a problem?

Stranger: yea it kinda it scary bitch

You: i was born with it :(

You: its not my fault

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

You: Tracking IP: 4%

You: Tracking IP: 11%

Stranger: lololololololololol

You: Tracking IP: 17%

Stranger: Why the fuck would it take this long?

You: Tracking IP: 24%

Stranger: "IF" IT WERE POSSILBE

You: Tracking IP: 36%

Stranger: *yawn*

Stranger: C'mon, keep typing

You: Tracking IP: 47%

You: Tracking IP: 82%

You: Tracking IP: 83%

Stranger: How does it make you feel?

Stranger: Track this bitch

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

Stranger: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Archive 4p15

You: Tracking IP: 96%

Stranger: Seriously though, the comic is pretty funny :p

You: Tracking IP: 97%

Stranger: *gasp*

You: Tracking IP: 99%

Stranger: Run for the hills Jimmy!!!

You: Tracking IP: 100%

You: Thank you for waiting!

Stranger: D/C?

You: Your IP will be held and monitored to give you specialized ads, made just for you!

You: Have a nice day.

Stranger: You're blatantly going to disconnect now, lol

You have disconnected.
 
OMEGLE CHATS DONE BY MY FRIEND, COPIED AND PASTED FROM PASTEBIN:



1.

You: hey

2.

Stranger: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.

Stranger: hi, my name is rachel. i enjoy sunsets and long walks on thee beach :D

4.

You: asl

5.

Stranger: 15 f ia :D

6.

You: are you a virgin

7.

Stranger: noooowuh

8.

You: when did u lose it

9.

Stranger: ummmm.. when i was 14 :D lol..

10.

You: how old was the guy

11.

Stranger: 16? why u ask all this?

12.

You: how big was his dick aproximately

13.

Stranger: mmm... 7-7.5

14.

You: did it hurt

15.

Stranger: duh?

16.

You: was he black

17.

Stranger: no...?

18.

You: good

19.

You: was he rough or was he gentle

20.

Stranger: ruff

21.

You: doesnt sound very fun

22.

You: did u use a condom

23.

Stranger: lol. yea

24.

You: did he take the condom off at the end then cum in ur mouth or on ur face or something?

25.

Stranger: U CREEP ME OUT :D

26.

You: i know but whats the answer?

27.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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(will add more in as they come)
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: wassup

Stranger: ass :hap:

You: wtf

Stranger: FTW :hap:

You: FUCK YOU NIGGER



Stranger: Fuck your deads

You: fuck your vagina nigger

Stranger: Gitan :hap:

You: bocla

Stranger: Va jouer de la guitare au bord du feu

Stranger: Puis reste dans ta caravane :hap:

You: hey faggot suck ur moms dick



haha funny
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: wassup

You: you a girl

Stranger: Yep :)

You: KEWL





You: how old are you

Stranger: Mhm 17

You: nice

You: im 17 too

You: you like twilight?



You: and new moon?



Stranger: No.

You: what kind of movies you like girl

Stranger: Pineapple express :)

You: Hell ya

You: wanna get high together?



Stranger: Def ;)

You: aight girl where you live XD



You: i got dat pineapple express

Stranger: Haha Pennsylvania

You: dam

You: we live sorta close yo

Stranger: Nice

You: ye

You: cant say where i live

Stranger: Haha it's cool

You: can i tell you a secret yo

Stranger: What

You: you cant desconnect

You: PROMISE



Stranger: Okay

You: im 12

Stranger: 12?

You: years old

Stranger: Swet. My brothers 12

You: nice

You: so wuts ur name

Stranger: It's Kylee :)

You: DAYUM



You: sexy name

You: you must be hot

Stranger: :)

You: are you white?

Stranger: Yeah :)

You: cool

You: im filipino/irish

Stranger: Nice :)

You: i forgot my name is Gavin

You: cuz im a G

Stranger: Nice :)

You: so what kinda music you like

Stranger: Reggae :) hendix Marley stuff like that :)

You: you like hip hop at all?



Stranger: A litle :)

Stranger: I have a secret tok

Stranger: Too

You: i wanna know

Stranger: Are u sure

You: UR A DUDE



Stranger: No

You: what then

Stranger: I have a daughter

You: wtf

You: ur 17

Stranger: I know

You: dam

You: waz it good

Stranger: Yeah I mean I'm no whore. I just my virginity at 16 and only had sex with one person

You: coo coo

You: cool cool*



Stranger: :)

You: is it gonna last forever?



Stranger: Well no.,.we were together for three years but... He found someone else..

You: im sorry to hear that

You: how are you paying for child support

Stranger: Eh it's okay wee better off without him :)

You: were you on 16 and pregnant?

You: ah alright

Stranger: J have a job and he is paying plus my parents are helping me out :)

You: how much is it?





Stranger: He gives me 70 a week... Which helps :)

You: i mean how much is the support

You: child support*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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