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Talk with someone and copy paste your conversation here



I'll start:





Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: wher u from

Stranger: was up

Stranger: usa u

You: KU

Stranger: KU??

You: ya

You: Kingdoms Ukaloops

Stranger: oo

You: where is uas?

You: humm

You: i mean usa

Stranger: usa srry

You: where is that

Stranger: above south amarica

You: pole north?

Stranger: u knw where canada is??

You: ya its above china right?

Stranger: its right bellow canada

Stranger: nope thats russia

You: isnt that beside australia???

Stranger: nope australia is in the ocean

Stranger: above antartica

You: o

You: i went to antartica last summer

You: it was fun

Stranger: united states of america??

You: i love going to the beach

Stranger: antartica is a frozen wasteland..

You: u sure?

Stranger: it has temps bellow zero

Stranger: yea

You: u went ther?

Stranger: how old r u/?

You: im 8 nd u?

Stranger: no im smart and knw about it

Stranger: 19

You: u can drink alcohol and smok pot?

Stranger: not legaly old enough ti drink and pot is illegal

You: rly?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: y??

You: shit i gotta hide my

You: pot

Stranger: r 8. u dont smoke pot

You: sry i was at the bathroom my brothre said that

Stranger: who is thios??

Stranger: this/

You: now its me

You: my brother is in the shower

Stranger: that kid is not to smart

You: how come

Stranger: he didnt know where usa is and thopught antarctica was a beach...

You: haha

You: well i gave him a World Atlats at his anniversary but he cant read :(

Stranger: and he thinks he smoka pot

Stranger: hahahahahahahah

Stranger: nice

You: maybe i should send him to school





That's what happen when we're bored at school ;)
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: female?

You: no

You: but we can pretend, baby.

You: *unzips*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: hey whats up?

You: Hi

Stranger: is that all you can say?

You: Hi

Stranger: holla amiga

cumo estas?

You: Hi

Stranger: oh FUCK OFF

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



~Zuty
 
You: Hi

Stranger: hey

You: sup?

Stranger: lol sup

You: nothin

Stranger: me neither

You: sounds pretty fucking awesome

Stranger: yup

You: i have a cat

Stranger: kool i have a dog

Stranger: wat kind?

You: FUCK YOU FUCK DOGS DOGS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL

You: YGAAAAAAHAGHA

You: HAHAHGHAGAGA

You: ahahAGGAAHAGAHAHAHAha

You: ahhgahgGAHGAHGAHGAHAHGAHGHAAAA

Stranger: BLECH!!!!

You: U calin me a bitch now?

You: caus im black i hav a posse

Stranger: u guy or gurl?

Stranger: i really dont care if u have a posse

You: my posses cud beat ur posse

Stranger: i doubt that

You: ur posse is a bunch of fags my posse is the best of east side word

Stranger: u could b lieing i mean i could say i lived in antartica!

You: niggas be cold down der u hear me brah?

Stranger: ur du,mb

You: ur moms dumb

You: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: OHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

You: WWWWHAT NOW

You: NUKKA

Stranger: ANNOYING MUCH!???

You: YOU JUST TWEKED CAUS I REPIN EAST SIDE MOTHERFUCKA

You: U WISH U HAD MY POSSE TO BACK UR ASS UP

Stranger: forget you
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Not the greatest but yeah ill do more, its fun



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I bet if I said my real age, which is under 18, you'd go ahead and leave. So, go ahead and disconnect, you're boring.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I was going to go troll Omegle with the "registered sex offender" troll... but then I did and realized that it's not funny anymore and never was.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 19 m usa with cam. Girls 18+ only if interested ;)

You: im a 12 year old, thats more than 18 right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I've found out the best troll is to spout profanities just after connecting with completely incorrect grammar and spelling, then to disconnect immediately. The amount of rage I know it generates is reward enough.
 
Deadhed said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 19 m usa with cam. Girls 18+ only if interested ;)

You: im a 12 year old, thats more than 18 right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I got that same guy!
 
I just got trolled i feel so vulnerable.

you: Deadmau5

stranger: The techno guy?

You: Electro

stranger: Whatever

you: Jesus fuck the first person i find to recognize the name thinks he's techno.

You: Rage.

Stranger: I really don't pay attention to genres

stranger: What are you, 16?

You: No.

Stranger: Cause im 12

stranger: And wat is this?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: butt

Stranger: OK

You: penis

Stranger: do you need mine ?

You: hmm

You: touche

Stranger: male or female ?

You: maybe

Stranger: or alien ?

You: i'm all three

You: and part monkey

Stranger: i like you . you are great

You: thank you

You have disconnected.





did i do it right?
 
iaccidentallytwink said:
I've found out the best troll is to spout profanities just after connecting with completely incorrect grammar and spelling, then to disconnect immediately. The amount of rage I know it generates is reward enough.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: OMG U FUKER U SUK

You: Y RU EVEN KILIN DEM ??

Stranger: suck dick hoe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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He d/c'ed too quick for me



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OMG R U DUM U IDIT???

You: WTF IS UR PROBLEM???

You: FUK U ASHEAD

You: STOP IT

You: OGM U FUKER

Stranger: my problem is your fatass, bithc@!!Q!!!!!!~!~!~

You: UR MAD CUAS I R BETTR AT LIF

You: U SHUD NT DO DAT

Stranger: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttch,

Stranger: qo qet fuck!

You: U R BAD AT BEIN MEEN U DUM ANTELOP

You have disconnected.
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Orcgasm said:
He d/c'ed too quick for me
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Actually my subtle trolling method was:

"fuk u stupid bitch motherfucker u suk"
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey m/f?

You: are you a guy?

Stranger: yea

You: awesome!

You: whats up?

Stranger: boreddd

Stranger: u a girl??

You: sucks being bored

You: and what do you think...

Stranger: uhh yeah haha

Stranger: :)

You: whats your favorite thing about girls?

Stranger: bodies, theyre fun to be around, most are cute...and more stuff

You: haha, you're funny

You: want to know my favorite thing about guys?

Stranger: :)

Stranger: yeah

You: i like they way their faces look while they suck my dick

You: its just so hot

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: wow your fucked

You: moving so fast

You: over my erect penis

You: mmmm

Stranger: fuck you you cunt face bitch

You: you can, anytime honey

Stranger: ok

Stranger: lmao ur funny too

Stranger: hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

You: the best part is that guys know just the right places

You: makes my dick feel soooo good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I can picture the look on his face after i typed that
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Yo

Stranger: hi asl?

You: 19 Female Florida

You: u

Stranger: 18 m ausiie

You: You horny ;)

You: ?

Stranger: yeh are you?

You: Yah :)

You: How big is your dick?

Stranger: about 24cm

You: Oh that's hot.

Stranger: on tha flop

You: mhm ;)

You: I'm 34 Ds

Stranger: :0

Stranger: thats hot!

You: yeah ;)

You: How would you want to fuck me?

Stranger: how many fingers you fit in yr pussy>

Stranger: ?

Stranger: any.... HARD

You: 2.

You: oh that gave me a huge boner.

Stranger: are you a guy?

You: Yeah a flaming homo.

Stranger: ok..

You: You want my cock in your asshole?

Stranger: probs not!

You: You should leave this chat before it becomes a horn fest.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.





LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
 
Stranger: " For many years we hope to find someone who understands us, someone who accepted us as we are, someone who can give us happiness, despite obstacles of life. Yesterday, I discovered that this magical person is the face we see in the mirror."

You: homo

You have disconnected.
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I sat there laughing my ass off for a few minutes after he opened with that.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: no teenagers :D please

You: u r dum muthrfuk u suk i hat u n ur moron face u knucklhed

Stranger: nice spelling

Stranger: let me guess, inbred?

You: spelin is fr losrs

You: liek u

You: losr

Stranger: ah

Stranger: lol

You: im aculay dixlesic thanks u very much

You: u as fuk

Stranger: why are u so mad

Stranger: i wont tease you

Stranger: calm down honey

You: becus my dad beets me wen i spel rong

You: n my botom herts
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Stranger: whera are u from?

You: pen island

You: its a fun place

Stranger: ohhhh....

You: me and my friend jack mehoff go down to the zigzag bar on 69 beaver street

You: and party with mike hawk all night long

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: REPENT! YOUR SINS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED

You: IN THE EYES OF THE LORD, NO ONE IS GOOD ENOUGH

Stranger: alright but i alreaddy did

You: PRAAAAAAISE JESUS, WE HAVE A SAVED MAN

Stranger: lol

Stranger: who are you?

You: Im Nick Cargil, I live in New York

Stranger: cool. were you just joking about the hole repent thing?

You: Yeah

You: Im really just Nick Cargil, who lives in New York, sort of near NYC

Stranger: alright. it was pretty funny lol

You: Look me up

You: The name is Nick Cargil

Stranger: cool i will

Stranger: are you a you tuber or some thing?

You: Nope just come to my house

You: We will have a party

You: just look me up, again the name is Nick Cargil, and I live near NYC

Stranger: dude i don't know you that well lol

You: I dont care, I invite everyone all the time

You: Drop by whenever, laters

You have disconnected.
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Twinky gonna get RaPeD
 
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