You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hey. M o F?
Stranger: you first.
You: F :-
You: :-]
Stranger: female too.
You: Oh yummy!
You: Bi?
Stranger: no.
You: Aw
You: Oh well
You: I can always make new friends
Stranger: lol for sure
You:
How old are you?
You: You seem level headed
Stranger: thanks
You: im 19
Stranger: cool. i'm american.
You: Oh, im french, don't you just think french guys are SOOOO cute?
Stranger: i've never met one before actually.
You: Really? Oh ok, i have a question about america
Stranger: shoot
You: Is it true that guys over there are all circumsized?
Stranger: NO! no way
You: Haha no? But a lot?
Stranger: no
You: Aw
You: So i guess all the guys you have been with have had turtle necks <3
Stranger: i've never heard something that strange before.
You: :O Oh well.
You: Got any pics?
Stranger: no. unfortunaley. not very tech smart. so you live in france?
You:
Yeah. It's fun over here, but it smells.
You: Wait, your not tech smart but you use this site :O
Stranger: well you don't have to be smart to talk to a stranger
You: Haha, i think that's a little too true
You: Most people have to be an idiot to talk to stranger
Stranger: i have to agree. ; )
You: But it's dangerous
You: I like it
Stranger: i srta feel that same way. my life is very boring
You: It kinda gets me off, talking to someone i don't know
You: Haha.
Stranger: lol
You: Are you farmiliar with the internet though?
You: Like you know common stuff
You: Like rick roll
Stranger: yes
You:
You: And trolls?
Stranger: i kow that i bought the song
You: Haha
Stranger: Rick astley- Never gonna give you up"
You:
Yes!
You: Do you know about trolls though?
Stranger: i know youtube, my life is average
Stranger: trolls, not really
You: Like how they're entire plan of the interwebz is to piss people off, but it the most epic of ways.
Stranger: lol sounds like fun
You: Like they spend 10 minutes talking to a complete stranger, knowing it will change that strangers life when they realize they were played.
You: Because that stranger will never forger me- i mean the troll.
You: But someones trolls need friends too.
Stranger: i can understand that. everyone needs a friend
You: So i decided to make this my longest troll ever.
So eventually sometime soon, i will pull a joke on you by saying something like "That makes my dick hard" After i said i was a girl, then sign off.
You: But that's to simple for you, because you are a smart girl.
Stranger: thats kinds of you....
You: Haha, but im different
You: I'm a little smarter than the average Troll.
Stranger: how?
You: I will start by telling you what im doing, and right now im going to start telling you every lie that i have told you so far.
You: That you have believed.
You: First, i am not a girl, i am a dog, from the planet mars.
Stranger: thats just fantastic
You: And i don't live in france, i live in California, the base of mars.
Stranger: how do i know this isn't a lie?
You: And also, i am not 19, i am 15.
You: Because that would just be silly
You: Why would i tell you im lying when im telling you the truth while lying?
You: -BOOM- Your brain exploded yet?
You: im 15 in mars years.
Stranger: a bit
You: Im earth years, that makes me about 19. So i lied while not lying at all.
You: Now your brain is dripping from your ear.
Stranger: you talk an awful lot.
You: But i also have the simple punchline of the average troll.
You: I like talking, when i have a mouth big enough to please carmen alectra.
You: But yes, my punchline will be classic. And it will be so subtle you will not notice it.
You: But i must say, you really did impress me by continuing to talk to me
Stranger: good bye
You: Wait no dont go!
You: I'm sorry, i was testing you.
Stranger: LIES!
You: You see, i implanted a small chip in your brain! It is now telling me the answers to the test you took in 5'th grade.
You: You see, the answers to this test are the misile launch codes of the korean nuclear bomb.
Stranger: here i was just wanting to communicate with another human being, cause i felt kinda lonely. and you pull this troll crap,
You: Wait
You: I haven't entertained you?
You: For the last 15 minutes, you've talked to someone else, that went out of their way to make you laugh
Stranger: yes, but......
You: YOU MAKE MY DICK HARD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
She was a good sport. I miss her
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy u
You: The last girl i talked to left me :'( She didn't want to talk to me anymore.
Stranger: SHAM WOW
Stranger: hoy shit it acctualy works
You: I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE MY RAGING BONER GOT STUCK IN HER EYE SOCKET.
Stranger: yeah, that w ould do it
You: You troll me, i troll you.
Stranger: happend to me
Stranger: troll?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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