WoW Yo Momma Jokes

[FrozenWill]

Yo momma so fat, when she fell off her mount on the way to sithilis, it formed the ungoro crater.
Yo momma so fat, southshore vs tarren mill declined her
Yo momma so ugly, even deathknights mistake that bitch for a ghoul
yo momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her
yo momma so fat, when she summons a chauffeured chopper, an extra seat pops out for her heavy ass
yo momma so fat, casting resurrection on her revives 5 orcs instead
yo momma so fat, when she in a bg, she only attacks mages cus she think they gunna drop cakes
yo momma so dumb, when someone opens trade with her, she trinkets it
yo momma so fat and ugly, she made the lich king melt and ate em
yo momma so fat and slow, keg smash increases her run speed

 

[Budget]

Yo momma so fat, when she fell off her mount on the way to sithilis, it formed the ungoro crater.
Yo momma so fat, southshore vs tarren mill declined her
Yo momma so ugly, even deathknights mistake that bitch for a ghoul
yo momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her
yo momma so fat, when she summons a chauffeured chopper, an extra seat pops out for her heavy ass
yo momma so fat, casting resurrection on her revives 5 orcs instead
yo momma so fat, when she in a bg, she only attacks mages cus she think they gunna drop cakes
yo momma so dumb, when someone opens trade with her, she trinkets it
yo momma so fat and ugly, she made the lich king melt and ate em
yo momma so fat and slow, keg smash increases her run speed

Bless your soul.

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so ugly even Illidan said he wasn't prepared.

Yo momma so fat when she enters a dungeon alone it still says "all instances are full".

Yo momma so stupid, when the microwave goes "ding" she says "gratz".

 

[Aredruidsop]

Yo momma so stupid, when the microwave goes "ding" she says "gratz".

Lmao this one gave me a good laugh

 

[Budget]

Lmao this one gave me a good laugh

haha me too.

 

[Tom Ganks]

Ally just dropped about 25 years today

 

[Budget]

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupid.

 

[DeLindsay]

Yo Momma so fat Azeroth orbits around her.

 

[Lil]

Yo momma so fat, her first time logging in she became exalted with McDonalds and received "somebody likes me"

Yo momma so ugly, she casts fear on locks

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so ugly, when a warlock cast drain life on her it DAMAGES the warlock.

Yo momma so fat, it is impossible for her to get the well fed buff!

/cheers

 

[FrozenWill]

Yo momma so ugly, when a warlock cast drain life on her it DAMAGES the warlock.

Yo momma so fat, it is impossible for her to get the well fed buff!

/cheers

LMAO! nice!

 

[Darimius]

Yo momma so stupid, anytime someone says "Highmountain" she responds with: "But my name isn't Mountain."

Yo momma so ugly, even Drek'thar was able to see it with his own eyes.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a swim in the Great Sea, she caused the Maelstrom.

Apologies if they're bad.

 

[Grimzee]

yo momma so fat and ugly she had to play on moonguard to have u

 

[Budget]

yo momma so fat and ugly she had to play on moonguard to have u

Thats a good one.

 

[Burg]

The fact that I actually enjoyed this thread.....

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so fat, she is still level 60, she couldn't fit through the Dark Portal in TBC.

Yo momma so fat, her W key has a GCD.

Yo momma so fat, all of her gear is "of the whale".

/cheers

 

[Grimzee]

Yo momma so fat and stupid she said she had a full tier set, it was just her clothes crying for help

 

[Grimzee]

Yo momma so fat she broke the fence in goldshire

 

[Budget]

Yo momma so fat she broke the fence in goldshire

Only a few bit of people will get this, i'm one.

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so ugly, she is the Sha of Uglyness.

Yo momma is so fat, when she walks a fatigue bar appears.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Booty Bay was a strip club!