WoW Yo Momma Jokes

[Tom Ganks]

Yo mama so fat her single target dps does aoe damage

Yo mama so hairy, super simian sphere just puts an orb around her

Yo mama so fat she gets a full set in one raid from of all her bonus rolls

Yo mama so fat she tries to cast levitate on her feet and gets the message "not in line of sight"

Yo mama so poor she has to bid on linen cloth

Yo mama so stupid she sold her account for wow gold

Yo mama so fat you have to kill each appendage of her in pvp

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I make these up

 

[FrozenWill]

Yo momma so ugly, even the stockade prisoners declined her.

Yo momma so fat, shes charged double for armor repairs.

Yo momma so fat, she's mistaken for the spell meteor shower.

Yo momma so ugly, the transmog vendor gave her the "hide face" option.

Yo momma so fat, she broke the Orgrimmar lift and mistook it for a scale.

Yo momma so fat, she can't equip a sphere in her offhand, because she is one.

Yo momma so fat, flightmasters charge her extra for shipping.

Yo momma so ugly, blizzard gave her a free race/appearance change.

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so fat, death grip brings the death knight to her.

 

[Dolfie]

Yo momma so fat, When she walked through feralas she got stuck between the twin colossals,

Yo momma so fat, When she went to swim the sea levels rose by 5 meters and it flooded the thousand needles.

Yo momma so fat, When she went bear form she collapsed on herself becoming a black hole.

 

[Budget]

I'm proud of what i started...

 

[Budget]

bump, this stayin on front page.

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so stupid, when she heard it was "chilly" in Northrend she brought a bowl.

 

[Budget]

Yo momma so stupid, when she heard "twink" she yelled back "i love twinkies too!"

 

[Grimzee]

Yo momma so ugly not even deathwing would puck wit it

 

[Grimzee]

Yo momma is so fat and ugly she was mistaken for Stitches

 

[Budget]

Yo momma so fat, it takes 10 savage feasts for her to get the "well fed" buff.

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so fat, when she got polymorphed she turned into a cow.

 

[Budget]

Yo momma so fat, her blink has a cast time.

 

[Budget]

bump.

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so fat, even her class hall has a McDonald's.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought 'PuGs' meant the dog.

 

[Zbucket]

Yo momma so fat, she could equip all BiS gear in ChestSlot

 

[Allybeboba]

Yo momma so slutty her pants have a 100% drop rate.

/cheers

 

[Budget]

Oooo we are back with this i see.

 

[Allybeboba]

Oooo we are back with this i see.

Unfortunately, only a few of us have an imagination.

/cheers

 

[FrozenWill]

Yo momma so ugly, not even a furbolg would smash it.

Yo momma so fat, she was born in the whale-ing caverns.

Yo momma so ugly, when a rogue pick-pockets her, the screen says "object is busy".

Yo momma so ugly, she makes Theredras look like a super model.

Yo momma so fat, a rogues backstab on her deflects 100%.