Tom Ganks
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Ok today we do this childish project in my first period class (I'm a senior in HS) that requires glue and shit and I grab a balloon. I see everyone else blowing them and shit (no homo) and I remembered how difficult it was when I was a scrawny ass little fuck. So I say to myself "this can't be so hard" when I try it, it doesn't fucking blow. My mouth is aching and my face is getting as red as the damn balloon. My friend turns around and sees this. He grabs a pink balloon and inflates it with such ease and hands it to me. Like WTF DO U GIVE BLOWJOBS FOR A LIVING?? So out of frustration I pop his balloon and the whole fucking class looks at me. LIKE SERIOUSLY u guys haven't heard a balloon pop before? WOW. So then I'm stuck with my halfass fucking balloon sitting in front of me with slobber all over it. I try to throw it at a trash can and some FUCKING GIRL WALKS IN FRONT OF IT AND HITS HER IN HER FUGLY ASS FACE!!1 So then go over to the dumb bitch and apologize for her inability to pay attention. Like seriously my morning can't get any fucknig worse -_-
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