US tink Bodybuilding Cup

[Allybeboba]

You dont want your pic here cuz, you dont even lift bro!

Lifting before you were a mere sparkle in your papa's eye. Brah..I make pukes like you go crying home to their Mamas.

 

[Curley]

Lifting before you were a mere sparkle in your papa's eye. Brah...

The twink bodybuilding committee is curious about your current physique.

 

[Allybeboba]

What would this committee like to know? I meet ALL military requirements for my age. Can you and this committee?

 

[Phonebook]

uraflamer is pretty buffed for being a ghost..

 

[Hurrx]

stay flaccid curley

 

[Curley]

What would this committee like to know? I meet ALL military requirements for my age. Can you and this committee?

We are looking for fellow twinks to join the competitive twink bodybuilding cup.

 

[Curley]

stay flaccid curley

I am thank you

 

[marblea]

Ura hands down. If he's natty, that amount of muscle with that little body fat is absolutely insane.

Curley and Johneffer both looking swole. Excited to see the results post cut (no homo)

Moran's got some junk in the trunk, but we need some deadlifts and low bar squats to bring out those hammies.


Pizza's looking lean but needs GOMAD + a four day split focused on squats/deads/bench/press to pack on some muscle. Relatively young + ectomorph = minimal fat gains.

Contestants need to post their stats:
5RM Bench
5RM Press
5RM Squat
5RM Deadlift
Max Pull Ups

Bonus points for snatches, c&j, and power cleans.

whats benching? i actually perfer to avoid the press ill leave that to the famous people... 3... ill let you know when i die... ive never done a pull up

 

[Toxic19]

whats benching? i actually perfer to avoid the press ill leave that to the famous people... 3... ill let you know when i die... ive never done a pull up

I like the extra toilet paper in case of emergency.

 

[Revolution]

Immediately popped a boner upon entering this thread and I'm not even gay

 

[saxxon]

Johneffer still most alpha

 

[Neon]

Uraflamer best build imo

 

[Alex]

johnefferbased

 

[Atherburst]

I meet ALL military requirements for my age. Can you and this committee?

Military standards are a joke. The shorter and skinnier you are the better you do; both of these traits suck in combat.

.5xBW press
1xBW Bench
1.5BW Squat
2xBW Deadlift

should be the criteria. Novice can achieve those in under 6 months with proper training and the results are far superior to running 2 miles quickly

 

[bigmoran]

Thanks to all my fans, I just rubbed my nipples for 5 minutes after I saw the results.

 

[Donteventrii]

Tweet Holinka this thread for his opinion on the top "twink"

 

[Goohd]

Thanks to all my fans, I just rubbed my nipples for 5 minutes after I saw the results.

We all know you have top votes cuz its the funniest one. Uraflame won obviously.

 

[Donteventrii]

Do ripped kegels get a place at this table?

 

[bigmoran]

We all know you have top votes cuz its the funniest one. Uraflame won obviously.

 

[Goohd]

Pizza reminds me alot of Liu Kang from mortal combat