lol

Falkor said:
see: urbandictionary
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no i was jk i just pretty much owned you. pretty much ownage. just kidding not kidding just kidding

Kore nametooshort said:
This is going off topic, we need more random ramblings from omegle!!
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they might get deleted sorry :(
 
Kore nametooshort said:
This is going off topic, we need more random ramblings from omegle!!
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the "fun police" are doing a right job of ruining that.



good thing u knew h nasty, you had me worried
 
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Exploration

•From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee - Defeat the Whale Shark in Vashj'ir (despite or perhaps because of the fact that he drops no loot).



it s an wow achievment , but it sounds soo cool... it's like saying "play wow even if it's a waste of time !!!" haha
 
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Stranger: what is your name.

You: Stranger

Stranger: me to

You: kl

You: wanna cyber

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: :p

You: what is :p

Stranger: a smiley face

You: i live in antartica, i just got a computer

Stranger: ohh thats cool :)

You: yeah, its really cold here this time of year

Stranger: im sure it is lol

You: -100 celesius

Stranger: DAAAAMN

You: daaamn?

Stranger: damn as is thats freakin cold

You: oh damn

You: how do i do big letters

Stranger: caps lock

You: how do i do it

Stranger: it should be by the A key

You: aa

You: what

You: oh

You: ok

Stranger: where the letter A key is

Stranger: youi know

You: so do i just press it

Stranger: right next to letter S key

You: i know where the a key is

Stranger: yes press caps lock

You: NOW WHAT

You: :O

Stranger: and then letters will be big

You: I DID IT

You: HOW DO I GET IT OFF

Stranger: press it again

You: WHAT AGAIN

Stranger: the caps lock button ._.

You: oh ok

Stranger: you did it :D



You: what is that thing you put

You: what does it mean

Stranger: :D is a face

Stranger: a happy face

You: no

You: the thing after button

Stranger: its a blank face

Stranger: ._.

You: a blank face?

Stranger: like that

Stranger: like when you are confused a bit

You: oh ok

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Eurys said:
starts good, turns lolweird, ends epic.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hello

You: male/female?

Stranger: female

You: cool

Stranger: you?

You: Male

You: why?

Stranger: Why what?

You: why the fuck are you so curious about my gender?

Stranger: wow go to hell then...

You: Hey wait a minute

Stranger: yes?

You: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

Stranger: paranoid?

You: yes

Stranger: of what?

Stranger: me?

You: No. I'm in hiding.

Stranger: LOL

You: Don't fucking laugh at me!

You: This shit is serious!

Stranger: What are you hiding from?

You: The cops.

Stranger: gimme a fucking break

You: I'm serious.

Stranger: I don't get it

You: The cops are after me.

Stranger: For what?

You: I'm wanted in three states

Stranger: For???

You: It's kind of embarrasing.

You: I had sex with a turkey.

You: Hello?

Stranger: You are fucking sick.

You: Send me your picture.

Stranger: why?

You: so I know you aren't one of them.

Stranger: One of what?

You: The cops.

Stranger: I'm not a cop i told you

You: Then send me your picture.

Stranger: hold on

You: Hurry up.

You: Are you there?

You: fuck you, cop!

Stranger: Hey sorry

Stranger: I had to do something for my mom.

You: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

You: When really you were notifying the authorities.

You: Weren't you!?

Stranger: thats not it

You: Then what?

Stranger: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

You: Most cops aren't

Stranger: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

You: Then send me the picture.

Stranger: fine. What's your e-mail?

You: Do you have myspace? Mine is ************

You: email is *********

Stranger: alright

Stranger: Did you get it?

You: Hold on. I'm looking.

Stranger: That was me back in may

Stranger: I've lost weight since then.

You: I hope so

Stranger: what?!?

Stranger: that hurt my feelings.

You: Did it?

Stranger: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

You: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

Stranger: yes

You: Alright let me find it.

Stranger: kks

You: Okay, sent.

Stranger: this isn't you.

You: I'll be damned if it ain't!

Stranger: You don't look like that.

You: How the hell do you know?

Stranger: cause your profile has another picture.

You: The profile pic is a fake.

You: I use it to hide from the cops.

Stranger: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

You: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

You: Not to mention all the groceries.

Stranger: Go fuck yourself

You: I was going to until I saw that picture

You: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

Stranger: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

Stranger: You've done nothing but slam me.

Stranger: you hurt me.

You: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

Stranger: I thought you were bullshitting me!

You: Why would I do that?

Stranger: I can't believe that cops are after you

You: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

Stranger: FUC YOU!!!

You: You'd break both of his legs.

Stranger: You're a fucking ass.

Stranger: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

Stranger: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

You: Ok. I'm sorry.

Stranger: No you aren't

You: You're right. I'm not.

You: AARRRRR!

Stranger: I'm done with you

You: Aww. I'm sorry.

Stranger: I'm disconnecting

You: Wait a sec

You: We got off on the wrong foot.

You: Wanna start over?

Stranger: No

You: I'll eat your vag

Stranger: You'll what?

You: You heard me.

You: I said I'd eat your vag.

Stranger: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

You: Do I need a hard-on to eat your vag?

Stranger: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

You: Well I'm not like most men.

You: I get excited in different ways.

Stranger: Like what?

You: Do you really wanna know?

Stranger: I don't know

You: You have to tell me yes or no.

Stranger: I'm afraid to

You: Why?

Stranger: cause

You: cause why?

Stranger: well lets see

Stranger: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

Stranger: doesn't that seem strange to you?

You: Nope

Stranger: well its strange to me

You: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

Stranger: I didn't say that

You: So is that a yes?

Stranger: I guess so.

You: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

You: Are you willing?

Stranger: What do you need me to do?

You: I need you talk like a pirate.

Stranger: ???

You: When I start to go limp... you say "ARRRR!!!"

You: ok?

You: Hello?

Stranger: You can't be serious

You: Oh yes I am!

You: It's my fantasy.

Stranger: this is retarded

You: Do you want it or not?

Stranger: Yes I want it.

You: Then you'll do it for me?

Stranger: sure

You: Ok. Here we go.

You: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

You: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against

them

You: I run my tounge up and down your smooth skin.

Stranger: mmmm yeah

You: uh oh ...going limp.

Stranger: arrr

You: You gotta do better than that!

You: Your picture was really bad.

Stranger: ARRRRRRRRRRRR

You: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel you get more moist with every

stroke.

You: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

Stranger: mmmmmm you are good

You: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder

You: going limp

Stranger: ARRRRRRR

You: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

You: You begin to sway back and forth.

You: going limp

Stranger: this is stupid

You: ...still limp

You: Do it!

Stranger: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

You: I turn you around to lick your ass.

You: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

You: I see turd nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

Stranger: WTF?!?!?

You: They stink really bad.

Stranger: OMG STOP!!!

You: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

You: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

You: I ram it up your ass.

Stranger: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

You: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

You: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

You: I kick you in the face!

Stranger: FUCK YOU!!

You: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

You: Your parrot flys away.

You: ...going limp again.

You: Hello?

You: Say it!

You: AARRRRRR!!!!!

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hahahahhahah so epic
 
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Stranger: hi

You: hi!

Stranger: oh what the

Stranger: you want me to read all that

Stranger: ?

You: no i just felt like pasting

Stranger: I see, you must be a fag then

You: whats wrong with being gay

Stranger: nothing, I have no problem with that

You: want to have sex

Stranger: that doesn't mean I'm gay

You: ;(

Stranger: lol sorry to disappoint you

You: i live in antartica so its pretty lonely here.

Stranger: yeah I'm sure it is

Stranger: I once knew a friend who lived there

You: really?

i might know him

Stranger: I don't think so

Stranger: she died last year

You: what is his name

You: i really might know her

Stranger: her name is Deborah Mccgrewy

You: oh

You: i knew her

You: gotten eaten by a polar bear yes yes

Stranger: no shit sherlock

Stranger: yeah that's her

You: she is the one who made me gay after the first time

Stranger: her father is actually hunting for that bear

You: what is her fathers name

Stranger: Polar Mccgrewy, iroinic

You: thats who im gay with

Stranger: really? so he's alive

You: yea

You: how do i do big letters

Stranger: say hi to him for me please

You: i already did

You: wait

Stranger: thanks

You: what is your name

You: i just said stranger said hi

Stranger: tell him Totoro says hi

Stranger: he'll recognize me

You: he said which totoro

Stranger: hahaha that's him alright

You: how do i do big letters

Stranger: always with this joke

You: what joke

You: say my name

Stranger: nevermind

You: how do i do big letters

Stranger: keep clicking at shift and type any letter you want

Stranger: it must be an even number

Stranger: of times

You: i am clicking your shift but nothing is happenening

Stranger: yeah you must have clicked odd number of times

You: 2,919,201,011 is an odd number right?

Stranger: yep, if you're using the kelvin enumenator

You: i knew kelvin, he built the enumenator. i was there too. he was laughing like a mad scientist

You: want to have sex

Stranger: I would love to

You: your supposed to say eww sex

You: stranger danger stranger danger

Stranger: eww sex

You: like that

Stranger: infinite loop

You: infinte loop

You: Stranger: infinite loop

You: Stranger: infinite loop

You: Stranger: infinite loop

You: Stranger: infinite loop

You: Stranger: infinite loop

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You: Stranger: infinite loop

You: Stranger: infinite loop

Stranger: KNOW I'M SURE YOU'RE A FUCKING TEEN

You: Stranger: infinite loop

You: im an antartican

Stranger: GROW UP MOM

You: not a teen

Stranger: and I'm a propotion of time

You: Stranger: infinite loop

Stranger: type nigga

You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: you're a fag alright

You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

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You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

You: You are now chatting with a Stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!hi!hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: dude if you're gonna continue like that, I'm out..

You: im already in though, no backing out

Stranger: your call

You: my penis is already in

You: why would you go out

You: hi!

Stranger: I heard it's nice outside

You: hi!

You: its too cold here

Stranger: not for me

You: hi!

You: ive been snowed in for a few months

Stranger: bye

You: hi!
 
Stranger: heyy

Stranger: baby

You: hi

Stranger: :)

You: where u from

Stranger: my moms vagina!

You: wtf

Stranger: :)

You: lolol

Stranger: haha

You: lawl

Stranger: usa

You: I have no idea what this is

You: I typed youtube

Stranger: what??

You: and this popped up

Stranger: hahahahahahaha

Stranger: ohhh thats good.

You: do you smoke pot

Stranger: uhh no.

You: why

Stranger: well ur lucky this popped up cuz u get to talk to meee:)

You: lolololololol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: asl??

You: ololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololloo

You: whats asl

You: im 8 years old

Stranger: age sex location.

Stranger: liarrr

You: whats sex

Stranger: byee sweety











ROFL
 
You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: Good. You?

You: Not so great.

Stranger: I'm sorry

You: Yeah..

Stranger: So what's wrong?

You: A bunch of midgets just broke into my home and beat me up, then they raped my wife and stole all of my peanut butter.

Stranger: I'm sorry. Sucks for you

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First normal person ive met so far on here



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: im bored

You: m 17 us

You: wanna make up jokes

You: =D



Stranger: good for u

Stranger: im bored =[

You: fishsticks

Stranger: LOL ok

You: fish dicks

You: lolol

Stranger: =o=

You: say it

Stranger: k that was kinda lame LOL

You: u will get it

You: fish sticks

You: sounds like fish dicks

Stranger: yes...

You: ok umm

Stranger: very lame =.=

Stranger: LOL

You: HAY



You: not nice

You: -.-

Stranger: haha

Stranger: just putting it out there =D

You: its from south park

You: >.<



Stranger: oh ok LOL

Stranger: i dont watch that

You: family guy?



Stranger: nope

You: wh

You: why

Stranger: dun watch that either

Stranger: causeee i dont find it interesting

You: m or f

Stranger: f

You: age?



Stranger: not telling =D

You: ok

You: soo um

You: im bored

You: = /

Stranger: same here =[

You: how did u find this website

Stranger: friends were on it at school LOL

Stranger: and then today i got so bored so i was like ok lets go on it

You: are they at ur house

You: now

Stranger: nah

You: oh

You: sucks

Stranger: thats y im bored

Stranger: if friends were here i hopefully wouldnt be bored lol

You: I have I\detention tommorow

Stranger: why o-o

Stranger: what did u do lol

You: punched a kid

Stranger: =o=

You: cause he made fun of my freind

Stranger: whyd you do that...

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: lol

Stranger: still shouldnt have punched him lol

You: well

You: i kno

You: but he called me weak

You: >.<

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: nawww

You: i was like

You: BITCH

Stranger: i guess that fits into context LOL

You: lol

Stranger: but that sucks for you o-o

Stranger: detention...

You: so uhh

You: whatd u get or christmas

You: I got an ipod

Stranger: dslr =D

Stranger: i only got like one present LOL

You: dslr?

Stranger: its a type of camera =]

You: oh

You: does it have good quality

You: ?

Stranger: yupp ~

You: what u gonna take pics of

Stranger: iunoo friends?

Stranger: fireworks =D

You: lol

Stranger: cuase its new years soon ^^

Stranger: and just random stuff lol

You: I burnt my thumb today lighting fireworks

Stranger: im not very pro at photography so just random things ~

Stranger: O_O

Stranger: oww

You: my whole finger was white

You: pure white

Stranger: O_O

Stranger: is it ok now

You: kind of

You: its squishy

You: >.<



Stranger: LOL eww

Stranger: hahah

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Stranger: i

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Stranger: kiaafads

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hi
 
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Stranger: female or male

You: HEY BABAY

You: female

You: u?

Stranger: me male

Stranger: how old

You: 15

You: but i look younger

Stranger: are u sexy

You: not rly no

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what a wonderful human being
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: Hi

Stranger: hello

You: how are you

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: a bit tired..but good. and you?

You: Not so good.

Stranger: aww sorry to hear that

You: yea...

Stranger: did the ninjas attack & steal your dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets?

You: no.

You: A bunch of midgets broke into my house, robbed me, took my t.v., raped my wife, and stole all of my peanut butter.

Stranger: oh.

Stranger: oh dear! you poor thing!

You: yea:(

You: you know how you can cheer me

You: up

Stranger: how

You: wait are you a female

Stranger: duh

You: ok

You: well

You: ive always had this fantasy

You: of, a girl sucking my dick, and everytime it would go limp, she would act like a pirate and say arg

Stranger: thats sick & hilarious at the same time

You: will you do it please

Stranger: uhm no, not happening perv

Stranger: goodbye

You: NO PLEAE

You: PLEASE

You: the midgets raped my wife, and

You: i just cant.

You: please.

You: cyber

Stranger: dude if they raped your wife you should have a little more on your mind than cybering with someone youve never even seen.

You: they stole my t.v. stole my peanut butter. i cant do anything now.

You: they took all of my money

Stranger: make a blanket fort.

You: i called the cops and they laughed

You: How am i going to do that, they robbed us

You: please just do it

Stranger: you said they took your tv money and peanut butter. theres only so much midgets can carry in their little arms

You: it was a small t.v.

You: our only t.v.

You: look, ill start it out

You: i push you on the bed, starting to unzip your pants

Stranger: if i knew who you were right now, i'd poke you in the eye with a sharp stick.

You: i still have one eye, so its all good. i then pull your pants down, along with your panties

Stranger: look dude your probably 87 years old or something. have some pride & a little descency

You: i then lift up your shirt while twirling your pubic hair around

Stranger: sick fuck!

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startled and eurys style.
 
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Stranger: indonesian female?

You: hi

You: no

Stranger: but?

You: zzzlolzzz

Stranger: female?

You: o.o.o.o.o.oo.o.o.o.o.o.

You: yes

You: totally

You: but i have a penis

Stranger: age?

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