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Dualbladex
Legend
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DoctorAutopsy
Legend
"Stranger: Good evening!
You: It is dark you may be eaten by a Grue.
You: You see exists to the EAST and NORTH
You: What do you do?
Stranger: Ohnoes.
Stranger: EAST.
Stranger: WAIT WAIT
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: Can I go NORTHEAST?
You: Command "WAIT WAIT" not understood!
Stranger: Sigh.
Stranger: East.
You: You arrive at a bridge, what do you do?
Stranger: What are my options?
You: You can CLIMB or SWIM through the RIVER.
Stranger: I can't swim. SO climb.
You: The bridge breaks! You fall into the river and start flowing downstream.
Stranger: Cooooool. -_-
You: You can GRAB ROCK or RESIST CURRENT.
Stranger: Resist current.
You: You try resisting the current and find something shiny at the bottom of the lake! TAKE or LEAVE?
Stranger: Taaaaake.
You: You take the item, it turns out to be a scroll marked "help" it reads "I OWN A HORSE."
You: You win, thanks for playing! You are officially the sexiest person on omegle.
Stranger: How the hell is that helpful -_-
Stranger: Horses are ghey.
You: It isn't, trololol
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
You: It is dark you may be eaten by a Grue.
You: You see exists to the EAST and NORTH
You: What do you do?
Stranger: Ohnoes.
Stranger: EAST.
Stranger: WAIT WAIT
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: Can I go NORTHEAST?
You: Command "WAIT WAIT" not understood!
Stranger: Sigh.
Stranger: East.
You: You arrive at a bridge, what do you do?
Stranger: What are my options?
You: You can CLIMB or SWIM through the RIVER.
Stranger: I can't swim. SO climb.
You: The bridge breaks! You fall into the river and start flowing downstream.
Stranger: Cooooool. -_-
You: You can GRAB ROCK or RESIST CURRENT.
Stranger: Resist current.
You: You try resisting the current and find something shiny at the bottom of the lake! TAKE or LEAVE?
Stranger: Taaaaake.
You: You take the item, it turns out to be a scroll marked "help" it reads "I OWN A HORSE."
You: You win, thanks for playing! You are officially the sexiest person on omegle.
Stranger: How the hell is that helpful -_-
Stranger: Horses are ghey.
You: It isn't, trololol
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
Nohealsforju
Legend
You: jack off to me.
You: now
Stranger: ahahah that face just fuckin turns me off
Stranger: u got anything thats actually sexy?
Stranger: cuz im limp right now
You: okay ya i do
You: give me a second
Stranger: now thats just silly
Stranger: r u even female?
You: i can be if you want me to baby
Stranger: let me see some pussy then
You: wait let me get ready
Stranger: hurry ima fall asleep
You: okay
Stranger: what m i looking at?
Stranger: omg its an eye
You: yes
Stranger: was that my eye?
You: no
You: i am sorry but now you are seeing a very desperate man...
Stranger: rly?
(i have pics let me post it on art of trolling)
You: now
Stranger: ahahah that face just fuckin turns me off
Stranger: u got anything thats actually sexy?
Stranger: cuz im limp right now
You: okay ya i do
You: give me a second
Stranger: now thats just silly
Stranger: r u even female?
You: i can be if you want me to baby
Stranger: let me see some pussy then
You: wait let me get ready
Stranger: hurry ima fall asleep
You: okay
Stranger: what m i looking at?
Stranger: omg its an eye
You: yes
Stranger: was that my eye?
You: no
You: i am sorry but now you are seeing a very desperate man...
Stranger: rly?
(i have pics let me post it on art of trolling)
Dualbladex
Legend
lol
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The Ginger Breed
Legend
Niini said:
rofling. wish i had the thank option
Dcm
idc
I was bored so I decided to give this a go.... it gets pretty addicting
Stranger: EXPELLIARMUS!
You: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH, BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOO
Stranger: FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FRIDAY
You: LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND
Stranger: YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY, THURSDAY
You: TODAY IT IS FRIDAY, FRIDAY
Stranger: WE WE WE SO EXCITED
You: WE SO EXCITED, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BALL TODAYY
Stranger: TOMORROW IS SATURDAY, THEN SUNDAY COMES AFTERWORDSSSSS
You: I DONT WANT THIS WEEKEND TO ENDDDDD
Stranger: R.B. REBECCA BLACK
You: SO CHILL SITTIN IN THE FRONT SEAT
Stranger: IN THE BACK SEAT
You: I'M DRIVIN', CRUISIN'
Stranger: FAST LANES, SWITCHIN LANES
Stranger: (i think, idk, that guy's a pedo and he scares me)
You: haha i know right
I'm sure some of the lyrics were wrong, but oh well. I'd rather not listen to the song to learn them....
Edit- because I hate double posting.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: old enough, transexual, nigeria
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: EXPELLIARMUS!
You: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH, BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOO
Stranger: FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FRIDAY
You: LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND
Stranger: YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY, THURSDAY
You: TODAY IT IS FRIDAY, FRIDAY
Stranger: WE WE WE SO EXCITED
You: WE SO EXCITED, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BALL TODAYY
Stranger: TOMORROW IS SATURDAY, THEN SUNDAY COMES AFTERWORDSSSSS
You: I DONT WANT THIS WEEKEND TO ENDDDDD
Stranger: R.B. REBECCA BLACK
You: SO CHILL SITTIN IN THE FRONT SEAT
Stranger: IN THE BACK SEAT
You: I'M DRIVIN', CRUISIN'
Stranger: FAST LANES, SWITCHIN LANES
Stranger: (i think, idk, that guy's a pedo and he scares me)
You: haha i know right
I'm sure some of the lyrics were wrong, but oh well. I'd rather not listen to the song to learn them....
Edit- because I hate double posting.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: old enough, transexual, nigeria
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The Ginger Breed
Legend
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: smile if you love dick!
You:
Stranger: asl?
You: 74 m US
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: smile if you love dick!
You:
Stranger: asl?
You: 74 m US
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback
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Awesome
<The Awesome>
Stranger: Tell me something interesting.
You: Nutsack
You: Interesting enough?
Stranger: Not in the slightest.
You: Hmm...
You: Give me a few
Stranger: Nutsacks? But I don't have any.
You: Sucks for you, sorry to hear that
You: Lose them in a war?
Stranger: Yeah, it's something I've come to accept.
You: Ah
You: Sounds painful and humiliating...
Stranger: I had to do the cutting myself.
You: Do you have any gallium?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I will post more!!!
This is like chatroulette without all the penises! So fun!
You: Nutsack
You: Interesting enough?
Stranger: Not in the slightest.
You: Hmm...
You: Give me a few
Stranger: Nutsacks? But I don't have any.
You: Sucks for you, sorry to hear that
You: Lose them in a war?
Stranger: Yeah, it's something I've come to accept.
You: Ah
You: Sounds painful and humiliating...
Stranger: I had to do the cutting myself.
You: Do you have any gallium?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I will post more!!!
This is like chatroulette without all the penises! So fun!
tweedledum
OG
Awesome said:
your troll has too many fingers