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neverseen
OG
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi are you quelfep?
Stranger: say a country please
You: fucking antarctica, are you quelfep?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi are you quelfep?
Stranger: Whats a quelfep?
You: Your mother is a cankerous whore!
You: Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
im going to find you quelfep.
P.S I love tropic thunder.
You: hi are you quelfep?
Stranger: say a country please
You: fucking antarctica, are you quelfep?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi are you quelfep?
Stranger: Whats a quelfep?
You: Your mother is a cankerous whore!
You: Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
im going to find you quelfep.
P.S I love tropic thunder.
Nohealsforju
Legend
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: ok
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: ok
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: ok
You: Offer me money.
Stranger: do u want $50
You: Power too, promise me that.
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i go by the script.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: ok
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: ok
You: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: ok
You: Offer me money.
Stranger: do u want $50
You: Power too, promise me that.
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i go by the script.
Quelfep
OG
You: are you a virgin
Stranger: Yes
You: why
Stranger: Idk
You: how old are oyu
Stranger: Not cool
You: you
Stranger: 17
You: why
Stranger: Cuz I was born 17 years ago haha
You: are you a boy
Stranger: Yeh
You: why
Stranger: Cuz I have a penis
You: how close have you ever gotten
Stranger: Bj
You: was she hot
Stranger: Yeah she was pretty hot
You: did you blow a glorious load into her mouth or did you shoot it off in some random direction?
Stranger: I came all over her face
Stranger: Are you a dude?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Yes
You: why
Stranger: Idk
You: how old are oyu
Stranger: Not cool
You: you
Stranger: 17
You: why
Stranger: Cuz I was born 17 years ago haha
You: are you a boy
Stranger: Yeh
You: why
Stranger: Cuz I have a penis
You: how close have you ever gotten
Stranger: Bj
You: was she hot
Stranger: Yeah she was pretty hot
You: did you blow a glorious load into her mouth or did you shoot it off in some random direction?
Stranger: I came all over her face
Stranger: Are you a dude?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
neverseen
OG
My inspiration here was to get his hopes up, than shoot them down sending him spiraling into a dark depresion.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 20 f brazil
Stranger: 21 m
Stranger: want to have some fun?
You: yea sure got a cam?
Stranger: yea, cant wait.
You: Ahahahahaah jk brah im a dude!! put your cock away lololololol you just got PUNKED BITCH!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 20 f brazil
Stranger: 21 m
Stranger: want to have some fun?
You: yea sure
got a cam?Stranger: yea, cant wait.
You: Ahahahahaah jk brah im a dude!! put your cock away lololololol you just got PUNKED BITCH!
You have disconnected.
McBankington
Who's this guy?
Locked said:
I think the real question should be why are any of taverns stickies stickied?
Orcgasm
rip fishin buddies
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: n*gger...
Your conversational partner has disconnected
i didnt type the star im just censoring it
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: now
Stranger: im horrny
Stranger: please
Stranger: i need some one
Stranger: im so loneyl
Stranger: om 15
Stranger: my bf
You: you're trying to troll me and make me disconnect, but you kind of suck at this
Stranger: got me prego
Stranger: nd left me
You: so im going to wait til you get bored
Stranger: my rents kicked me out
Stranger: ill tell yu my story
You: since you are a 14-17 year old bored male
Stranger: so i got rely d4unbk right
Stranger: then i went into thias guys bedroom
Stranger: first we were on the bed making out
Stranger: then i stripped down
Stranger: and imma girl btdubs
Stranger: then we moved tot the wll and fucked
Stranger: then we went back to the bed
Stranger: then i said enuff and he rapd me
Stranger: no i gota baby
Stranger: yhis name is going to be jamal
Stranger: my rents kicked me out
Stranger: i moved uinto my bfs plac4e
Stranger: and then he kicked me out too
Stranger: he said he was cheating and had other baby mommas
Stranger: but tyhen he came back to me
Stranger: and he trapped me
Stranger: so i went to his basement
Stranger: to escape
You: thing is, even if i don't disconnect, you will find a funny moment and manually type in that I did, for when you post this on whatever forum you are posting it on.
Stranger: wait wat?
You: you and I both know this is what you are doing
Stranger: anyway i went to his basement i found all the dead girls and babys
You: and its sad how terrible you are at it,
Stranger: wait wait wait like legilty hold on a moment i have no clu wat ur actuaky saying
You: you're just losing you head now, i've infiltrated your thoughts and you know I know what you are doing
You: you are slowly trying to figure a way out to save embarassment
You: and will probably edit this conversation for when you post it
Stranger: wait are u trying to to wat i think ur doing wait edit it
Stranger: omggg wtttffff!?!??!?
You: nice try man
Stranger: wait r u trying to do wat were doing cuz if you are ur kinda failing miserably
You: i mean it would be a good attempt, if it was on someone semi-retarded
You: but im not even semi retarded so you should try it again
Stranger: eh hem ok heres my story
Stranger: and unfortunatly some guys
Stranger: which was wierd
Stranger: so now im at home with my baby and i foind a new guy.....................................YOU
not very good, but i thought it was interesting to say the least.
Stranger: hi
You: n*gger...
Your conversational partner has disconnected
i didnt type the star im just censoring it
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: now
Stranger: im horrny
Stranger: please
Stranger: i need some one
Stranger: im so loneyl
Stranger: om 15
Stranger: my bf
You: you're trying to troll me and make me disconnect, but you kind of suck at this
Stranger: got me prego
Stranger: nd left me
You: so im going to wait til you get bored
Stranger: my rents kicked me out
Stranger: ill tell yu my story
You: since you are a 14-17 year old bored male
Stranger: so i got rely d4unbk right
Stranger: then i went into thias guys bedroom
Stranger: first we were on the bed making out
Stranger: then i stripped down
Stranger: and imma girl btdubs
Stranger: then we moved tot the wll and fucked
Stranger: then we went back to the bed
Stranger: then i said enuff and he rapd me
Stranger: no i gota baby
Stranger: yhis name is going to be jamal
Stranger: my rents kicked me out
Stranger: i moved uinto my bfs plac4e
Stranger: and then he kicked me out too
Stranger: he said he was cheating and had other baby mommas
Stranger: but tyhen he came back to me
Stranger: and he trapped me
Stranger: so i went to his basement
Stranger: to escape
You: thing is, even if i don't disconnect, you will find a funny moment and manually type in that I did, for when you post this on whatever forum you are posting it on.
Stranger: wait wat?
You: you and I both know this is what you are doing
Stranger: anyway i went to his basement i found all the dead girls and babys
You: and its sad how terrible you are at it,
Stranger: wait wait wait like legilty hold on a moment i have no clu wat ur actuaky saying
You: you're just losing you head now, i've infiltrated your thoughts and you know I know what you are doing
You: you are slowly trying to figure a way out to save embarassment
You: and will probably edit this conversation for when you post it
Stranger: wait are u trying to to wat i think ur doing wait edit it
Stranger: omggg wtttffff!?!??!?
You: nice try man
Stranger: wait r u trying to do wat were doing cuz if you are ur kinda failing miserably
You: i mean it would be a good attempt, if it was on someone semi-retarded
You: but im not even semi retarded so you should try it again
Stranger: eh hem ok heres my story
Stranger: and unfortunatly some guys
Stranger: which was wierd
Stranger: so now im at home with my baby and i foind a new guy.....................................YOU
not very good, but i thought it was interesting to say the least.
Vortalex
The Druid
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: um
You: what?
Stranger: age sex/gender and location
You: um, that's kind of wierd but eh.. 16 male Kentucky
Stranger: i didnt make it up.. i didnt know what it was until like yesterday
You: >.> someone on a website I visit told me to go to this site...
Stranger: yeah.. my friend told me about it on facebook
You: hmm
You: well...
You: um
You: hmmm
Stranger: oh btw im 13 female IL
You: this is an odd website it seems..
Stranger: alot of ppl on it are like only looking for sex
Stranger: its really gross
You: yea um... I'd rather not, considering for all I know you could be a dude, no offense... but it's possible
Stranger: im not
Stranger: im 100% all girl
You: plus I'm not into internet dating...
Stranger: me either dont worry
You: just a bunch of false drama
Stranger: yeah i know
You: 15min pass by...
You: so....
Stranger: idk
You: -_-
You: eh
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: have a nice day bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was... educational? Shall we proceed?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Marry me? Lol
You: get lost faggot
You have disconnected
Sigh... Next?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey you
Stranger: banana
Stranger: jar
Stranger: an object
You: yeap, I graduated 5th grade too...
You have disconnected
This is sooooo fun, I can't even explain the joy I'm having... because it's non-existant.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: so...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: name?
Stranger: name?
You: pfft yea right quier
You have disconnected
I'm done..
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: um
You: what?
Stranger: age sex/gender and location
You: um, that's kind of wierd but eh.. 16 male Kentucky
Stranger: i didnt make it up.. i didnt know what it was until like yesterday
You: >.> someone on a website I visit told me to go to this site...
Stranger: yeah.. my friend told me about it on facebook
You: hmm
You: well...
You: um
You: hmmm
Stranger: oh btw im 13 female IL
You: this is an odd website it seems..
Stranger: alot of ppl on it are like only looking for sex
Stranger: its really gross
You: yea um... I'd rather not, considering for all I know you could be a dude, no offense... but it's possible
Stranger: im not
Stranger: im 100% all girl
You: plus I'm not into internet dating...
Stranger: me either dont worry
You: just a bunch of false drama
Stranger: yeah i know
You: 15min pass by...
You: so....
Stranger: idk
You: -_-
You: eh
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: have a nice day bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was... educational? Shall we proceed?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Marry me? Lol
You: get lost faggot
You have disconnected
Sigh... Next?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey you
Stranger: banana
Stranger: jar
Stranger: an object
You: yeap, I graduated 5th grade too...
You have disconnected
This is sooooo fun, I can't even explain the joy I'm having... because it's non-existant.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: so...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: name?
Stranger: name?
You: pfft yea right quier
You have disconnected
I'm done..
Vortalex
The Druid
this was just pathetic... The 40k remark made me think it was someone that played wow, so I thought it might be snappy?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: im a butt pirate argg lost me treasure in your butt hole
You: of coarse you did fag...
Stranger: you let me loose there
Stranger: lose
You: yea i know.. nicce try getting me to d/c
Stranger: there was alot of gold god damn it
You: im staying for this
You: i got all night..
Stranger: well take your fiinger and search
You: ok... when santa falls off my roof
Stranger: there was over 40 k in there
You: snappy?
Stranger: santa is always drunk god damn
Stranger: tell him im fucking miss clause right now
You: yea.. well, you keep typing, ill be minimized when you disconnect
Stranger: this is what happens when you give omegle and red bull too 3 teens
Stranger: of 16 15 and 15
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: would you describe yourself as alpha beta or omega
You: zeta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I guess I'm just not very good at this?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: im a butt pirate argg lost me treasure in your butt hole
You: of coarse you did fag...
Stranger: you let me loose there
Stranger: lose
You: yea i know.. nicce try getting me to d/c
Stranger: there was alot of gold god damn it
You: im staying for this
You: i got all night..
Stranger: well take your fiinger and search
You: ok... when santa falls off my roof
Stranger: there was over 40 k in there
You: snappy?
Stranger: santa is always drunk god damn
Stranger: tell him im fucking miss clause right now
You: yea.. well, you keep typing, ill be minimized when you disconnect
Stranger: this is what happens when you give omegle and red bull too 3 teens
Stranger: of 16 15 and 15
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: would you describe yourself as alpha beta or omega
You: zeta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I guess I'm just not very good at this?
Nohealsforju
Legend
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: woah
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The picture may look screwed up in this post but use it in Omegle and it is perfect.
Stranger: hi
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You: I am Richard the Goat
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You: 5 female korea
You: yuu?
Stranger: 15 female Miami
You: You buy Egg roll?
Stranger: No I dont like Egg rols
You: Fried rice?
Stranger: No thanks, I dont want food
You: Friend Dog?
You: fried*
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You: You
You: buy
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PEDO BEAR IS AFTER YOU
Stranger: What u a pedo
You: NO
You: PEDO BEAR IS PEDO
You: D:
Stranger: Who's he
You: HIS A EVIL PEDO BEAR FROM THE FUTURE.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Who are you thrn
You: His allergic to Egg rolls.
You: I am Richard the Goat
Stranger: Strange name
You: Well I am a Goat.
Stranger: And I'm a sherp
You: Sherp Sherp
Stranger: Where u from
You: Space.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male 19
Stranger: u?
You: female 16
Stranger: from?
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Stranger: r u horny?
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Stranger: r u virgin?
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Stranger: what?
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Stranger: r u?
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Stranger: love u
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Stranger: what?
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Stranger: from?
You: saudi arabia
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Stranger: name?
You: Subaru
Stranger: i m female dear
Stranger: 24
Stranger: from
Stranger: usa
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You: go ware
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I win Mr.Stranger.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi my names melissa and i like to fuck
Stranger: fuck someone else. I‘m not in the mood
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You: Hi im melissa and i like to fuck
You: Do you like to fuck?
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Stranger: hey!
You: Hai!
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 m germany
You: 15 f Russia
You: Hi im melissa and i like to fuck
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Stranger: 19, m, Sweden
You: knock knock.
Stranger: Whos there?
You: Boo.
Stranger: OMFG!!!
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Stranger: hey 19 m usa, and u?'
You: 15 male Canada.
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Someone Doesnt Like Canadians lololol
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You: Knock Knock
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Whis there
You: Orange
Stranger: Orange who?
You: Orange you glad i didnt Say Penis
Stranger: Kinda yeah
You: Knock Knock.
Stranger: Who's there??
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Stranger: Agh a knock knocking penis
Stranger: Penis who?
You: Penis you Glad I didnt say orang
You: orange*
Stranger: Yrah
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Stranger: Heej.
You: Hi im Justin Bieber
You: Want to hear a song?
Stranger: Ewwhhh !
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Stranger: male, 18, Bulgaria
You: Hi Im Justin Bieber
Stranger: hello justin
Stranger: how are you?
You: 16
You: want to hear a song.
Stranger: you play music?
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You: Yes!
Stranger: ok play
You: this is a song i wrote
Stranger: what you play?
Stranger: ok
You: Ohh wooaah Ohh wooaah Ohh wooaah
You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You are my love, You are my heart
And we will never ever-ever be apart
Are we an item. Girl quit playing
"We're just friends"
What are you sayin?
said theres another and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
For you,i would have done what ever
And I just cant believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losing you
I'll buy you anything, ill buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, Baby fix me
and just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe, my first love won't be around
And I'm like,
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Luda, When I was thirteen, I had my first love
There was nobody that compaired to my baby
And nobody came between us
or could ever come above
She had me going crazy
Oh I was starstruck
She woke me up daily
Don't need no Starbucks
She make my heart pound[wwwhhhooo]
and skip a beat when I see her in the street
and, At school, on the playground
But I really wanna see her on the weekend
She know she got me dazing
Cuz she was so amazing
And now, my heart is breakin'
But I just keep on sayin'
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
(Now I'm all gone)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
(Now I'm all gone)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
(Now I'm all gone)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, ooh
I'm gone
Stranger: it is long
You: Ludacris featured in my song
Stranger: it is very good
Stranger: is he your friend?
Stranger: i like song
You: Yes
Stranger: u are professional?
You: Yes
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u are so lucky
Stranger: so u get paid?
You: Im canadian so thats a downside.
You: Yes.
You: Millionaire.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: really?
You: Yes
Stranger: why on omegle?
Stranger: are u famous?
You: Yes
You: I have videos on youtube
Stranger: i look up
Stranger: we dont have you tube
Stranger: it block
You: Oh =[
You: What do you have?
Stranger: google
You: nice.
Stranger: i have always wanted to move to canada
Stranger: is it nice?
You: Yes
Stranger: i would like to come then
Stranger: it is good for male?
You: No
You: Many Hairy Women.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: is men and women equal?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: this is different here
Stranger: women are better than men
Stranger: that is why i want to move
You: Why dont you?
Stranger: i have no money
Stranger: and i have girlfriend to serve
Stranger: until next year
You: =(
Stranger: then i get passport
Stranger: so...
Stranger: u dont serve girl justin in canada?
You: Girls serve me.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: this sounds amazing
You: It is.
Stranger: u dont cook?
Stranger: clean girl flat?
You: Nope
You: Girl Belong in kitchen
You: thats where girl live.
Stranger: not here
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: i like this
Stranger: so u have female slave?
You: many.
Stranger: this is unbelievable
Stranger: what they do?
You: Whatever i want them to do
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i want to move now
Stranger: i am fed up of serving girls
You: =(
Stranger: they always embarrasses me
Stranger: it is too far now
You: =[
You: How many girl you serve.
Stranger: last night i serve 5
Stranger: it was girls from college
Stranger: they have girlie night, you heard?
You: Yeh
Stranger: yeah
You: =(
Stranger: yes i was unhappy
Stranger: they humilate me
You: how so
Stranger: i am embarrassed to say
Stranger: you will laugh
You: No i wont =[
Stranger: it is ashaming but...
Stranger: i kiss their feet when they ask
You: Nothin to be ashamed about.
Stranger: yes it is
You: in Canada Girl kiss your feet
Stranger: i had to kneel for hours
Stranger: yes?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i dont want
Stranger: but it was horible
Stranger: i got ill form cleaning shoe
You: Why you serve them?
Stranger: they tell me
Stranger: this is normal
You: =[
You: are they hot?
Stranger: a mixture
Stranger: one girl i like
Stranger: but she is hard to me
Stranger: she make me clean her boot
Stranger: so i go off her
You: Tell her how you feel.
Stranger: she know
Stranger: she want me as only servant
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: this is my place
Stranger: i am grateful now
You: =]
Stranger: it has been nice talking
Stranger: i should go
Stranger: i am late
You: Good bye
You: =]
Stranger: bye
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male 19
Stranger: u?
You: female 16
Stranger: from?
Stranger: r u sex?
Stranger: r u horny?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what?
You: Im always horny bb
Stranger: r u virgin?
You: no
Stranger: hw many times u did?
You: Many times bb
Stranger: i wanna with u
Stranger: r u?
Stranger: what?
You: Sex?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: r u?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: r u ?
You: Yes
Stranger: but how?
You: Becaise im sexy bb
Stranger: how we can do?
Stranger: tell me
You: Where you live?
Stranger: ur home
You: So you dont wanna have sex?
Stranger: but i dont know ur home?
You: tell me where you live bb
Stranger: u r from?
You: Cali
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hindustan
Stranger: sexy
You:
Stranger: love u
You: love you to bb
Stranger: tell me something about urself
Stranger: what?
You: im really a 40 year old male.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: saudi arabia
Stranger: cool
Stranger: name?
You: Subaru
Stranger: i m female dear
Stranger: 24
Stranger: from
Stranger: usa
You: why are you so racist to me.
Stranger: go
You: go ware
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I win Mr.Stranger.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi my names melissa and i like to fuck
Stranger: fuck someone else. I‘m not in the mood
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi im melissa and i like to fuck
You: Do you like to fuck?
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Stranger: hey!
You: Hai!
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 m germany
You: 15 f Russia
You: Hi im melissa and i like to fuck
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Stranger: 19, m, Sweden
You: knock knock.
Stranger: Whos there?
You: Boo.
Stranger: OMFG!!!
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Stranger: hey 19 m usa, and u?'
You: 15 male Canada.
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Someone Doesnt Like Canadians lololol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Knock Knock
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Whis there
You: Orange
Stranger: Orange who?
You: Orange you glad i didnt Say Penis
Stranger: Kinda yeah
You: Knock Knock.
Stranger: Who's there??
You: Penis.
Stranger: Agh a knock knocking penis
Stranger: Penis who?
You: Penis you Glad I didnt say orang
You: orange*
Stranger: Yrah
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Stranger: Heej.
You: Hi im Justin Bieber
You: Want to hear a song?
Stranger: Ewwhhh !
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Stranger: male, 18, Bulgaria
You: Hi Im Justin Bieber
Stranger: hello justin
Stranger: how are you?
You: 16
You: want to hear a song.
Stranger: you play music?
Stranger: cool!
You: Yes!
Stranger: ok play
You: this is a song i wrote
Stranger: what you play?
Stranger: ok
You: Ohh wooaah Ohh wooaah Ohh wooaah
You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You are my love, You are my heart
And we will never ever-ever be apart
Are we an item. Girl quit playing
"We're just friends"
What are you sayin?
said theres another and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
For you,i would have done what ever
And I just cant believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losing you
I'll buy you anything, ill buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, Baby fix me
and just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe, my first love won't be around
And I'm like,
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Luda, When I was thirteen, I had my first love
There was nobody that compaired to my baby
And nobody came between us
or could ever come above
She had me going crazy
Oh I was starstruck
She woke me up daily
Don't need no Starbucks
She make my heart pound[wwwhhhooo]
and skip a beat when I see her in the street
and, At school, on the playground
But I really wanna see her on the weekend
She know she got me dazing
Cuz she was so amazing
And now, my heart is breakin'
But I just keep on sayin'
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
(Now I'm all gone)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
(Now I'm all gone)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
(Now I'm all gone)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, ooh
I'm gone
Stranger: it is long
You: Ludacris featured in my song
Stranger: it is very good
Stranger: is he your friend?
Stranger: i like song
You: Yes
Stranger: u are professional?
You: Yes
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u are so lucky
Stranger: so u get paid?
You: Im canadian so thats a downside.
You: Yes.
You: Millionaire.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: really?
You: Yes
Stranger: why on omegle?
Stranger: are u famous?
You: Yes
You: I have videos on youtube
Stranger: i look up
Stranger: we dont have you tube
Stranger: it block
You: Oh =[
You: What do you have?
Stranger: google
You: nice.
Stranger: i have always wanted to move to canada
Stranger: is it nice?
You: Yes
Stranger: i would like to come then
Stranger: it is good for male?
You: No
You: Many Hairy Women.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: is men and women equal?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: this is different here
Stranger: women are better than men
Stranger: that is why i want to move
You: Why dont you?
Stranger: i have no money
Stranger: and i have girlfriend to serve
Stranger: until next year
You: =(
Stranger: then i get passport
Stranger: so...
Stranger: u dont serve girl justin in canada?
You: Girls serve me.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: this sounds amazing
You: It is.
Stranger: u dont cook?
Stranger: clean girl flat?
You: Nope
You: Girl Belong in kitchen
You: thats where girl live.
Stranger: not here
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: i like this
Stranger: so u have female slave?
You: many.
Stranger: this is unbelievable
Stranger: what they do?
You: Whatever i want them to do
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i want to move now
Stranger: i am fed up of serving girls
You: =(
Stranger: they always embarrasses me
Stranger: it is too far now
You: =[
You: How many girl you serve.
Stranger: last night i serve 5
Stranger: it was girls from college
Stranger: they have girlie night, you heard?
You: Yeh
Stranger: yeah
You: =(
Stranger: yes i was unhappy
Stranger: they humilate me
You: how so
Stranger: i am embarrassed to say
Stranger: you will laugh
You: No i wont =[
Stranger: it is ashaming but...
Stranger: i kiss their feet when they ask
You: Nothin to be ashamed about.
Stranger: yes it is
You: in Canada Girl kiss your feet
Stranger: i had to kneel for hours
Stranger: yes?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i dont want
Stranger: but it was horible
Stranger: i got ill form cleaning shoe
You: Why you serve them?
Stranger: they tell me
Stranger: this is normal
You: =[
You: are they hot?
Stranger: a mixture
Stranger: one girl i like
Stranger: but she is hard to me
Stranger: she make me clean her boot
Stranger: so i go off her
You: Tell her how you feel.
Stranger: she know
Stranger: she want me as only servant
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: this is my place
Stranger: i am grateful now
You: =]
Stranger: it has been nice talking
Stranger: i should go
Stranger: i am late
You: Good bye
You: =]
Stranger: bye
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You: I like starwars and cheese
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You: I like starwars and cheese
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