lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: are you a virgin

Stranger: do goats count...?

You: Sure!

Stranger: then no....

You: why not

You: =[

Stranger: because i fucked a goat!

Stranger: and i liked itttt

You: katy perry kissed a girl.

Stranger: check out redtube the vid is there

You: Hawt.

Stranger: EW YOURE A CREEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: are you a virgin?

Stranger: yes

You: why

Stranger: because im 14

You: asl

Stranger: 14 m england

You: im a 15 year old english girl.

You: im really naughty.

Stranger: i think your a grown man whos a complete pervert

You: Why would you think that.

Stranger: because im not stupid

You: But Im not wearing any underwear.

Stranger: but thats just creepy

You: wanna see my nudes?

Stranger: if you really were 15 it'd be awesome

You: I really am.

Stranger: im not a pervert

Stranger: i dont really want to see nudes cause i treat women with respect

You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting this is me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Stranger: cool

Stranger: i m (typo i guess should be am)

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Hey at least he was honest
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m 18

You: 14/f/iowa

Stranger: oh good

You: good?

You: why :p

Stranger: m with f

Stranger: you dont like

You: im just here to chat

You: or....

Stranger: me too

Stranger: what do you like to talk about?

You: goat

You: :)

Stranger: goat?

You: i live on a farm

You: we have a goat :)

Stranger: there r beautifull?

You: a little

Stranger: you like it very much?

You: yes :)

Stranger: you go to chool?

You: school?

You: yes

Stranger: do you have many friends?

You: no

Stranger: why?

You: have a picture? :)

Stranger: they dont like you?

You: they think im mean

Stranger: you could not mean!\

Stranger: you have to make friends

Stranger: and then you will feel happy whith they....

You: it is hard for to mak friends when i look like this http://i48.tinypic.com/5yx6xw.jpg :(

Stranger: no he is a male

Stranger: are you kiding?

You: why would i lie to you friend? coolface.jpg

Stranger: but i only see a man !!!

Stranger: if you are he ,i have to say oh my gad!

You: well

Stranger: you said is ture.....

Stranger: please!!

You: i see what you are saying

You: you will not be friend either?

You: think i am mean?

Stranger: no

Stranger: please give me another one?

Stranger: ok?

Stranger: to be honest , i cant believe....

Stranger: a 14 girl !

Stranger: if you believe me , please.

You: i believe you

You: is it my dolly scares you ? ):

Stranger: if you look like that, and that wont change ....

Stranger: you have to live more confidence

You: whats wrong with how i look?

Stranger: the picture like a man !!

You: you think i look like a man?

Stranger: that looks like

Stranger: if it is ture , i want to say sorry...

You: that just makes me feel sad about myself :(

Stranger: sorry

You: its just that people pick on me for my looks all of the time

You: and to come to talk with another person and have them pick on me too

You: makes me sad :(

Stranger: oh

Stranger: dont be sad

You: its hard not to be

You: when dollies are my only frends :(

Stranger: you only 15 .the life is too long for you...

You: are you telling me to kill myself?

Stranger: no

Stranger: live happily

You: ok

Stranger: hope you may happy every day

You: i am going for a shave and a haircut soon too so mayb the people at school will like me

Stranger: hope so...

Stranger: bye

You: bye i guess thanks for making me feel worse about myself?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



hope this guy wasnt serious, really





Stranger: hi asl

You: how did you know thats my name??

Stranger: wat

You: asl.. thats my last name

Stranger: it means age sex location

You: i didnt know thats what my name means

You: do you have one of those name books?

Stranger: no

Stranger: dumbass













Stranger: A wild ABRA appeared

You: RED threw a POKeBALL

You: 1...

You: 2...

You: 3...

Stranger: aww

You: ABRA was captured!

Stranger: it appeared to be caught!

You: Would you like to give ABRA a nickname?

You: Butthed

You: lolol

Stranger: No u

Stranger: Trolololololo

You: you too eh?

Stranger: Yessir

You: anything good yet?

Stranger: No, just started a few minutes ago.

You: ah :\

Stranger: Yep.

You: posting on a forum or just for shits

Stranger: Just for lulz.

You: cool

You: well, enjoy

You: and good luck!

Stranger: You too.

You: thanks, see you around









Stranger: hey male 22 just lookin to waste some time

You: emit emos etsaw ot nikool tsuj 22 elam yeh

Stranger: wow did u really waste ur time doin that?

You: you wasted your time typing the same thing

You: mission accomplished

Stranger: lol what?

You: you said you were looking to waste time

You: and you replied to my time waster

You: thus wasting time

You: you're welcome

Stranger: hmm fair enough

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: Are you a horny girl willing to trade pics or webcam?

You: no

You: are you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
i used a jb gif and got this kid:



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: waddup mah nig

Stranger: justinbiebe

You: yah sup

Stranger: chill chill nothin man

You: yea same here

Stranger: bord as hell

You: bored as a motherfuck

You: dont tell my managers i said that

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: its all good got keep it real

You: thanks brah

You: whatcho name brah?

Stranger: asanti

You: das tight man

Stranger: ya i guess justin is tight to haha

You: thanks :)

You: cool cool

Stranger: u should come down to laguna niguel man

Stranger: tht were it at

Stranger: haha

You: you got weed?

You: dont tell no one

You: but i did that shit once

You: and i liked it

Stranger: nahh i dont hav any

You: is there any there?

Stranger: people down here hav some but i dont smoke

You: good

You: ur a good kid

Stranger: ya man

Stranger: sports man

You: whatchu play

?

Stranger: ur camrea really sux

Stranger: soccer

You: yea i know

You: soccer?

Stranger: i would u being justin beiber would hav a better cam hahah

You: das tight das tight

Stranger: ya i broke my leg

You: well

Stranger: right now

You: this is a laptop

You: not the best cam on it

Stranger: i see

Stranger: my coach is pissed off

You: dang man

You: so, where all the hoes at?

Stranger: idk theres a bonfire tommrow

Stranger: theres going to be hos there haha

You: you gonna get some pussy in the bushes?

Stranger: haha idk man haha

Stranger: i hav a feelin ur not jb

You: ill wish for u man

Stranger: hahah thx

You: keepin it real

You: you no how it is

You: real niggas like us

You: the real hood niggas

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ur really chill

You: you too man

You: you too

Stranger: u got phone or anything tel u theres hos hahah

You: yea but i dont give that number out

You: i hope you understand lol

Stranger: ya i understand got be protected hahaa

You: yea

You: condoms and stuff

Stranger: cause tht water bottle looked lik it hurt hahah

You: yea

You: i got a huge fuggin bump

Stranger: on her head

Stranger: ur

You: yea

Stranger: let me see man

You: naw

You: its not there no more

Stranger: ohh haha

Stranger: wat u doin omegle haha

You: im bored as a mother fuck

Stranger: same

Stranger: i cant go out the house cause my leg

Stranger: my parents so dumm

You: you cant with crutches?

Stranger: ya i use crutches but hangin wit friends is hard

You: sucks man :3

Stranger: didnt u break ur leg

You: not recently

Stranger: but didnt u hav to do show with a boot or something

You: oh yeaaa lol

You: dont wanna talk about dat shit

Stranger: hahah ok

You: u a virgin asanti?

Stranger: u should go to pagent of the masters this year in laguna beacch ya im a virgin

You: dude

You: you lucky

You: i get so many fat girls

Stranger: hhaha dont be mean

You: they try to get to close

You: every now and then there will be a hot one

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ohh tht sux

Stranger: does ur mic work

You: no man

You: dont have one

Stranger: ohh

You: yeeea sux

Stranger: wait shake ur head

Stranger: jhahahaha

Stranger: heyy man u can look me up on facebook asanti panton

You: hey sorry i was reading fan mail

You: yea sure i can

Stranger: k send me a friend request rigght now hahah

You: man i cant find you

You: you request me

You: and ill get to it

Stranger: wow cocky get to it

You: :p

You: i get like 10000 per minute

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: umm is it lik ur fan page or ur real one

Stranger: ?

You: anything that people know about

You: gets like overloaded

Stranger: are u wearing white man

You: ?

You: purple shirt brah

You: ima pimp

Stranger: no on facebook hhaha

You: i doneven no lol

Stranger: look right now man

You: you a scary black folk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
used a justin bieber gif and got this kid. also STOP DELETING THIS POST



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: waddup mah nig

Stranger: justinbiebe

You: yah sup

Stranger: chill chill nothin man

You: yea same here

Stranger: bord as hell

You: bored as a motherfuck

You: dont tell my managers i said that

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: its all good got keep it real

You: thanks brah

You: whatcho name brah?

Stranger: asanti

You: das tight man

Stranger: ya i guess justin is tight to haha

You: thanks :)

You: cool cool

Stranger: u should come down to laguna niguel man

Stranger: tht were it at

Stranger: haha

You: you got weed?

You: dont tell no one

You: but i did that shit once

You: and i liked it

Stranger: nahh i dont hav any

You: is there any there?

Stranger: people down here hav some but i dont smoke

You: good

You: ur a good kid

Stranger: ya man

Stranger: sports man

You: whatchu play

?

Stranger: ur camrea really sux

Stranger: soccer

You: yea i know

You: soccer?

Stranger: i would u being justin beiber would hav a better cam hahah

You: das tight das tight

Stranger: ya i broke my leg

You: well

Stranger: right now

You: this is a laptop

You: not the best cam on it

Stranger: i see

Stranger: my coach is pissed off

You: dang man

You: so, where all the hoes at?

Stranger: idk theres a bonfire tommrow

Stranger: theres going to be hos there haha

You: you gonna get some pussy in the bushes?

Stranger: haha idk man haha

Stranger: i hav a feelin ur not jb

You: ill wish for u man

Stranger: hahah thx

You: keepin it real

You: you no how it is

You: real niggas like us

You: the real hood niggas

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ur really chill

You: you too man

You: you too

Stranger: u got phone or anything tel u theres hos hahah

You: yea but i dont give that number out

You: i hope you understand lol

Stranger: ya i understand got be protected hahaa

You: yea

You: condoms and stuff

Stranger: cause tht water bottle looked lik it hurt hahah

You: yea

You: i got a huge fuggin bump

Stranger: on her head

Stranger: ur

You: yea

Stranger: let me see man

You: naw

You: its not there no more

Stranger: ohh haha

Stranger: wat u doin omegle haha

You: im bored as a mother fuck

Stranger: same

Stranger: i cant go out the house cause my leg

Stranger: my parents so dumm

You: you cant with crutches?

Stranger: ya i use crutches but hangin wit friends is hard

You: sucks man :3

Stranger: didnt u break ur leg

You: not recently

Stranger: but didnt u hav to do show with a boot or something

You: oh yeaaa lol

You: dont wanna talk about dat shit

Stranger: hahah ok

You: u a virgin asanti?

Stranger: u should go to pagent of the masters this year in laguna beacch ya im a virgin

You: dude

You: you lucky

You: i get so many fat girls

Stranger: hhaha dont be mean

You: they try to get to close

You: every now and then there will be a hot one

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ohh tht sux

Stranger: does ur mic work

You: no man

You: dont have one

Stranger: ohh

You: yeeea sux

Stranger: wait shake ur head

Stranger: jhahahaha

Stranger: heyy man u can look me up on facebook asanti panton

You: hey sorry i was reading fan mail

You: yea sure i can

Stranger: k send me a friend request rigght now hahah

You: man i cant find you

You: you request me

You: and ill get to it

Stranger: wow cocky get to it

You: :p

You: i get like 10000 per minute

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: umm is it lik ur fan page or ur real one

Stranger: ?

You: anything that people know about

You: gets like overloaded

Stranger: are u wearing white man

You: ?

You: purple shirt brah

You: ima pimp

Stranger: no on facebook hhaha

You: i doneven no lol

Stranger: look right now man

You: you a scary black folk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: where are you from?

You: greece. you?

Stranger: s.korea

You: nice

Stranger: Do you know Maplestory?

You: yes, i heard about it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Oo
 
Son of a B*tch, I just had a damn good one, and he disconnected When i was typing something and it sent me back a page.

damnnnnn
 
where's qufelps



or should i say h nasty
 
i know. stupid mods being stupid.
 
H Nasty's post was laced w/ profanities, obscene language, and graphic in nature. That's why his post got deleted...deal w/ it. I know this is the Tavern but that doesn't mean you can post whatever you want.



-Ink
 
This thread is ment for that, And its all fun in games, Its not hurting anyone. And lol. I like that you implyed "H nasty" :D
 
UmpteenthTwink said:
This thread is ment for that, And its all fun in games, Its not hurting anyone. And lol. I like that you implyed "H nasty" :D
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Have fun all you want but we have to draw the line somewhere. Just be respectful with what you post bc what might be OK for you might actually be pretty offensive to others. If we can all do that then we won't need moderators anymore (and I know some of you would prefer that :p ).



I'm going to petition Quel to get a name change to H Nasty on the site. I think it fits him better.



-Ink
 
Inkobah said:
H Nasty's post was laced w/ profanities, obscene language, and graphic in nature. That's why his post got deleted...deal w/ it. I know this is the Tavern but that doesn't mean you can post whatever you want.



-Ink
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have you read this thread? please stop trying to be a mod and let it fly. put a you must be 18 to view if it really matters to you. please see a future mod linking cp....then talk
 
Falkor said:
have you read this thread? please stop trying to be a mod and let it fly. put a you must be 18 to view if it really matters to you. please see a future mod linking cp....then talk
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what is cp
 
see: urbandictionary
 
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