Bad Hunter Rap

oh well im ready

in 5 minutes ill duel in goldshire.Both fully buffed

almost BiS 24 hunt vs almost BiS 24 pally.If anybody wants to come/watch make a level 1 ally alt or whatever.This should settle that paladins are alot better than hunters.

An arcane mage will beat a ret, does that mean arcane mages can beat hunters?
 
rawr omg hunters are so op rawr it makes me angry trololol . its not that hard to kill a hunter . all you have to do i know your limits .

if you are a ranged like a mage or balance druid dont be retarted and engage a hunter in mid field . kill them in tunnel
if you are a mele dont be retarted and engage in mid field . just lure them into tunnel and kill them from close range and anticipate the disengage .
if you are a lock dot them then run around in fr using los .

yes hunters have rediculous dps and at times its stupid but pretending that you are a blastoise and can skeet skeet all over them with hydro pump is kindah silly.
 
Awwwwwwwwww

Why does so much fun stuff get deleted? :(
Thankfully, I remember the first verse(more or less)
Purse said:
UH UH CHECK IT UH UH
Hunters are OP they take no skill
Backpedal all game still top the scoreboard in kills
And I forgot the rest :(

Was deleted as "unnecessary", seems to me broken needs to lighten up and get a sense of humor.
 
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The sad thing is, in mop, 5-10 specs will be as op as hunters(+hunters)
We cant sterotype, or exclude them all
To roll op'ds, or not to roll, that is the question

Holy pally
Dpriest
Rshaman
Rdrood
Hpreist
Bal drood
all 3 hunters
at least 1 lock spec, idk afflic/demo/destro atm
 
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Came in here expecting a badly written rap about hunters... disappointed, so wrote my own.

UH UH CHECK IT UH UH
Hunters are OP, they take no skill
They can backpedal all game and still top the charts in kills
When one with full focus is targettin' me
It makes me wanna quit F2P...

*SCRATCH SCRATCH*
What do you do, if you get killed by some cloth-wearing guy?
Just come make a post about how we "got lucky" on TI
Simple as, just stack that agility
Then your white hits do so much damage, you dont even need to use abilities

DOOF DOOF DOOF CHIKA CHIKA BOW WOW
For maximum crutch, you better choose Ally
So you can get that fancy schmancy patch over your eye
Avoid the flag at all costs, head straight for the graveyard
Still roll every other class even if you go full retard

PEW PEW CHIWAAAAAAAAOU
Just tab to a target, any target, and go to town
Remember all the best hunters should have their s-key taped down
When you're not busy backpedallin', disengage off the ramp
Pick a mad name to go with your Hunter - I dunno, something like "bowchamp"?

BREAK IT DOWN NOW UH UH UH

MC PURSE. OUT.
The best song in the world, now restored to its former glory.
 
I didn't say all. I didn't even say most. Many though. Certainly enough for Blizz to take notice over time. I play every class. People here simply know one character that I happened to mention being in a WSG with nine huntards once, and one of those huntards was either a TI member or was playing horde and joined the dots. Lesson learned. Never mention anything specific ingame if you want to maintain anonymity.

The other night we had a 5-man Vashj premade. We went in against 9 hunters 1 priest in the beginning. (we had none). We managed to cap the first flag :D, but then they capped the second flag, the priest left and another hunter joined.... and after that it was a stalemate. We had opponents flags, but they were all just turtling up in their base. 2 hunters would come at FC,priest and I. Sheep one kill the other. Kill the second. I killed a level 24 hunter (funsizes) like 10 times in that game. Thanks t revokk I believe and his awesome heals.

BUT SERIOUSLY 10 HUNTERS IN 1 GAME...... WDF?
 
hunter is the easiest class to play due to the high amount or burst and cc availabe to them.most people who play hunters think they are "the best hunter" in the entire game due to the fact they dont have to be very good to play their huntard decently. most are clickers and easily put down 1 or 2 at a time. some games have 5 or more hunters. do you really want to be part of this group of clicking trash who crutch on op classes and think its fun?

sure you dont. reroll a usefull class or dont play at all.
 
hunter is the easiest class to play due to the high amount or burst and cc availabe to them.most people who play hunters think they are "the best hunter" in the entire game due to the fact they dont have to be very good to play their huntard decently. most are clickers and easily put down 1 or 2 at a time. some games have 5 or more hunters. do you really want to be part of this group of clicking trash who crutch on op classes and think its fun?

sure you dont. reroll a usefull class or dont play at all.

I maybe wrong here but aren't you a 24? lol
 
Uhr, seeing the beta, hunters get stripped of attack power and dont even do the same damage. It decrease with roughly 1/4 and getting like a 400-500 hp increase... And matching this with the buffs healing gets, the base resi and hp increase of the rest of the classes... i just have the feeling that they gonna be bad compared to the rest of the classes ive seen and most classes will just destroy a hunter in this bracket by then. They will just become support instead of best dps'er in the lower brackets.


From vanilla the hunter has been the best average class wich you could roll and you could need on so much items, everything was a hunter item. This just created alot frustration to people who rolled other classes who used less different stats on items and got their items ninjad. In pvp of course there were alot clueless people back then too like we all used to be and then fighting someone who knew how to play regardless the class was a bad idea but people did anyway wich also created alot frustration. The bad side of this was that alot people rolled a hunter, so you just see alot and it actually never changed. They also had the longest range ingame wich kinda changed. They could shoot before others even got in range to do their thing but were pretty squichy in melee range with a dead zone. This basic of hunters just changed and made the hunter alot more powerfull and not to mention that hunters could go oom in the past and now their energy generates rather quickly wich probably was the problem with hunters at low level in this expansion.

But the thing is that this game is a mmorpg where you have to coop with the players around you wich people just forget or dont addapt to. There will always be an op class, its how this game works and there will always be level differences between classes.
 
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Uhr, seeing the beta, hunters get stripped of attack power and dont even do the same damage. It decrease with roughly 1/4 and getting like a 400-500 hp increase... And matching this with the buffs healing gets, the base resi and hp increase of the rest of the classes... i just have the feeling that they gonna be bad compared to the rest of the classes ive seen and most classes will just destroy a hunter in this bracket by then. They will just become support instead of best dps'er in the lower brackets.

They were supposed to be supportive DPS anyway, instead of gy farming and shooting and pooping CC's out of their ass. Good riddance.
 
They were supposed to be supportive DPS anyway, instead of gy farming and shooting and pooping CC's out of their ass. Good riddance.

I've always wondered but never really asked and thought this maybe the perfect thread/post to ask. Do you AP hordies REALLY think ally hunts are only hunts who farm? Whenever someone mentions a farming hunt its always the eyepatch which implies horde hunts never farm which is farm from the truth.

Thought maybe since AP frequently does 5 or 10 person premades with no other pug hordes that you rarely give them a chance to farm but if you really think farming hunters are one sided do single queues for a week and your mind maybe changed.
 

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