lol

Stranger: ssia

You: ssia?

Stranger: russia

You: What about it?

You: You only speak russian?

Stranger: i bad speack english

You: One second please

Stranger: ok

Stranger: your age?

You: Ya tak lyublyu tebia

You: Chem ty seychas zanimaeshsya?

Stranger: за что ты меня любишь?

You: Now I am lost

Stranger: сижу и пытаюсь найти какую нибудь красивую англичанку лет так 15-16 чтобы общаться с ней в скайпе

Stranger: heh

You: Hmm

You: What does it mean?

Stranger: you with anе translater sitting there?

You: Yes, on Google.com

Stranger: hm

You: Да

Stranger: i want to find a butiful american or english girl

Stranger: and communicate with her in skype

You: Понятно

You: But I am a man

You: =/

Stranger: you have such familiar

You: до встречи



For those of you that speak russian
 
Lol, I trolled this guy so bad, he realized what was going on and left



You: L2 Sp34k L337

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hi.

You: Any questions?

Stranger: You seem kinda retarded

You: Comments?

You: Concerns?

Stranger: yeah

You: Penises?

Stranger: would you mind jumping in front of a bus for me?

You: yes, but first...

You: You must suck by toes

You: My*

Stranger: by toes?

You: toes

You: Yes, my toes

Stranger: What a dyslexic retard

You: Do it

You: Suck on them

You: With mayonnaise

Stranger: People who can't spell need to die

You: All over your mom's butthole

Stranger: You should be annihilated

You: Your mother's butthole is covered in my mayo now

Stranger: cool

You: it is too late for her

Stranger: let's lick it off

You: But you can still be saved

You: All you have to do is...

You: Look out your window

You: And wave at me

You: And I will leave you alone

Stranger: Is it cool if I just squat over your face and take a huge dump instead?

You: As long as you lick my toes

You: ...yes.

You: That will do nicely

Stranger: SWEET

You: But sadly, I am now running away

Stranger: gay

You: In my tennis shoes

Stranger: penis lover

You: That are pink

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yeah you werent actually trolling them. nt tho
 
You: Are you 20-30 and live in the US?

Stranger: m23

Stranger: yeah

You: Question: Did you ever watch 'Tailspin' when you were growing up?

Stranger: yes

You: Isn't that like the GREATEST CARTOON of ALL Times?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: truth or dare?

You: dare

Stranger: if you are a girl, take off your clothes, and if you are a boy, disconnect

You: done

Stranger: so i take it your are a girl then

Stranger: i pick truth this time

You: im whatever u want me to be baby ;)

You: do u like squash?

Stranger: the vegetable or the sport

You: the drink

Stranger: the oraneg drink?

You: no lemon

Stranger: im not sure, but i think i do

Stranger: truth or dare?

You: dare

Stranger: touch yourself

You: ok

You: whereabouts?

Stranger: start with your boobs

Stranger: massage them and squeese them together and tickle your nipples

You: ok done

Stranger: does it feel good

Stranger: i pick dare this time

You: no it feels wierd

You: i dare u to eat a squash

Stranger: why?

Stranger: i dont have any

You: cos it would turn me on sooooo much

Stranger: how old are you

You: im 13

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:D

thanks to moof (i think) for the squash idea
 
The Ginger Breed said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: truth or dare?

You: dare

Stranger: if you are a girl, take off your clothes, and if you are a boy, disconnect

You: done

Stranger: so i take it your are a girl then

Stranger: i pick truth this time

You: im whatever u want me to be baby ;)

You: do u like squash?

Stranger: the vegetable or the sport

You: the drink

Stranger: the oraneg drink?

You: no lemon

Stranger: im not sure, but i think i do

Stranger: truth or dare?

You: dare

Stranger: touch yourself

You: ok

You: whereabouts?

Stranger: start with your boobs

Stranger: massage them and squeese them together and tickle your nipples

You: ok done

Stranger: does it feel good

Stranger: i pick dare this time

You: no it feels wierd

You: i dare u to eat a squash

Stranger: why?

Stranger: i dont have any

You: cos it would turn me on sooooo much

Stranger: how old are you

You: im 13

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:D

thanks to moof (i think) for the squash idea
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lol'd lolololol
 
admire this mans persistence.



Stranger: hey

You: heeey

Stranger: asl?

You: u alrigth?

You: 19 f uk

You: hbu?

Stranger: 27m italy

You: u wanna talk dirty?

Stranger: u wanna make me hard?:)

You: i havnt taken a bath im 9 months

Stranger: ohhh:)

You: i roll in durt whilst covered in hiney

You: honey*

Stranger: u have pic?

You: i culture cheese under my toenails

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi. Male, 20 Sweden. Horny! Skype or Kik?:)

You: i would like to be kicked

Stranger: good

You: in my breasts

Stranger: nice

You: in turns me on

Stranger: ooh

You: i like pin

You: pain*

Stranger: nice

You: sometimes i put pineappples in my ass

You: just for the lols

You: knawmsayin?

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bumppppp

i love this thread
 
Maan i remember this thread, just logged on omegle for lolz xD

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: eu

You: im lord of uerope

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Quelfep said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl

Stranger: 19muk

Stranger: u

You: are youa firing

Stranger: ?

You: virgin?

Stranger: no

Stranger: u?

You: why

You: why are you not a virgin

Stranger: cause ive had sex...

You: how old was she

Stranger: 19

You: how old were you

Stranger: 19

You: your first time?

Stranger: yh

You: was it nice

Stranger: awesome

You: was she a screamer?

Stranger: lol i wish

Stranger: why r u?

You: what did she do

Stranger: lol, u want to know becoz?

You: what did she do

Stranger: lets talk about you

Stranger: age?

You: 10

Stranger: lol

You: my boyfriend wants me to have sex with him

You: hes 19 the same as you

Stranger: ur 10??????

You: yes

Stranger: then say NO

You: i already sucked on his penis once

Stranger: isnt he a bit old?

You: i guess

You: kind of

Stranger: where u from?

You: usa

Stranger: k

Stranger: i gtg, dont wanna end up in trouble

You: no

You: please

You: i need oyu

You: you

Stranger: but ur 10, its not right lol

You: his name is Donnovan Rodgers

Stranger: so...

You: I am sarah betts

Stranger: lol, ur telling me becoz?

You: idk

You: well he wants me to do it now

You: he might tie me to the wall again :(

Stranger: r u serious?

You: yes :(:(

Stranger: dont be messing with me

You: im not

You: i prooomise

Stranger: u like being tied down?

You: no

You: i hate it

You: but he says it makes me look hot

Stranger: then say no

You: i cant

Stranger: tell ur parents

You: he hits me in the face if i say no

Stranger: wt.f

You: i know its kinda bad huh

You: i still love him sorta tho

Stranger: ur crazy

You: do you really think that :(

Stranger: yeah

You: why

Stranger: cause ur 10 ^^

You: :(

You: i dont get it

You: isnt all this ok?

Stranger: no way

You: he is bigger than me tho

Stranger: mayb if ur 18

You: he is 19

Stranger: so...

You: i am only 10

Stranger: tell ur parents

You: i am totaly scared when i am with him

You: all the time

You: he will hurt me tho

You: if i tell

You: he keeps me in his house some times

You: when my parents arent home

You: he will come and get me

Stranger: ok now ur lying

You: im not :(

You: promise

You: 100%

Stranger: then get some help

You: i cant

You: :(

You: what can i do?

Stranger: lock ur house and tellur parents

You: what if like

You: breaks the door

You: he does stuff like that

Stranger: he cant

Stranger: no way

You: he does other stuff

You: like that

Stranger: wow u need help

You: do i really :(

Stranger: tell ur parents or teacher

You: he might hurt me tho

Stranger: its fking illegal!

You: omg

You: is it really

You: why

You: why is it illegal

Stranger: ur underage

Stranger: he can go jail

You: how old do i have to be?

Stranger: 18 in USA i think

You: oh

You: omg

You: hold on

You: brb

You: someone is at the door

You: OMFG

You: NEVER TALK TO MY GIRL AGAIN

You: I WILL KILL YOU

You: I WILL FIND YOU

You have disconnected.
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I have read this so many times and it still makes me laugh

i love you for this dude, it is genius
 
You: HITLER BRINGS CUPCAKES! HEIL HITLER, HEIL SATAN'S OFFSPRING! Better say your prayers to Hitler tonight, or else he'll kill you when we reincarnate him through unholy chanting!


Stranger: wtf!


You: Wait.


You: Before you leave...


You: Could you whinney like a horse?


You: Just oce.


You: once*


You: It turns me on.


You: Please.


Stranger: lol but seriously wtf!


You: Seriously


You: Winney like a horse.


You: I beg of you.


You: I need an erection tonight.


You: Or else I'll die.


Stranger: sorry i guess ur gonna die


Stranger: bye


You: NO!


You: WAIT!


You: One thing.


Stranger: wat?


You: Do you... give good cheese burgers to poor men?


You: You see...


You: I have a cousin.


You: Who's poor.


You: And homeless.


You: Though he's a picky eater...


You: And will ONLY EAT CHEESEBURGERS. D:


Stranger: tell him not to be so picky then


You: Hitler will be proud if you feed one of his loyal followers.


You: Wait...


You: You're sinning if you don't do so.


You: Cheeseburgers and food must be given to poor men.


You: Please, just please. He'll die.


You: ...


Stranger: ...


You: Don't leave.


You: I ask of you this.


Stranger: ?


You: What would Bob Saget do?


You: Or Whoopi Goldberg?


You: Or Adam Sandler?


You: Please.


Stranger: why adam sandler of all people?


You: Because, he makes good root beer.


You: Now answer my question.


You: Will I get aids from touching my penis against the screen of my computer when a porn website's on?


Stranger: no


You: Phew.


Stranger: ...


You: I must have got aids from my brother.


Stranger: wtf! there r some weird people on this


You: Dick mongler.


You: Go fuck yourself.


You: Homo.


You: Feel proud?


You: Tough guy.


You: Go die.


Stranger: im a girl


You: Ah.


You: Suck my nipple.


You: It's long, like a sausage.


Stranger: ok... bye...


You: WAIT>


Stranger: wat


You: I'll put whip cream on it.


Stranger: omfg


You: ...


You: Don't go.


Stranger: wat?!


You: I need some chat to jack off to.


You: This has been turning me on.


Stranger: bye


You: NO.


You: WAIT>


Stranger: omg wat!


You: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST.


You: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS.


You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST.


You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!


You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND


You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE.


You: FOR EACH POKEMON


You: TO UNDERSTAND


You: THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIDE!


You: POKEMON!


You: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!


You: Kay.


Stranger: ok ... can i go now?


You: No.


You: You're trapped.


You: Forever.


Stranger: bye


You: NO


You: NOOOO


You: Don't.


You: Go.


You: Yet.


Stranger: y


You: Send me your bewbs.


Stranger: bye


You: ...


You:


You: I'll miss you.


You: Btw.


You: You have cyber aids now.


You: Grats.
 
poster above me is a terrible troll. the quelfep guy however, did a good job.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a problem.
You: Could you help?
Stranger: problem??
You: You see, it's about my son. I'm a fourty-three year old father with a fifteen year old son. He's getting at the age where well, things are happening down there, and I accidentally ran into him naked with an erection. What shocked me was the fact that... it was misshapen, curved upwards against his stomach. I didn't talk about it to him and pretended to ignore it, but being concerned, I called the doctor, right?
Stranger: yeah
You: Anyways, the doctor said that it could lead to rather dangerous diseases and it was truly misshapen. He said there was only one cure, though. He told me in order for my son to have a normal penis, I need to put it in my mouth, suck a bit, and bend it in my mouth and it should get better in months. Before I do this, does it make me gay? I'm really scared that if I do it, my wife may find out and I'd have to explain to her what this truly is. Can you give me any advice?
Stranger: ahhhh..lol
You: Nobody seems to be helping me...
You: My son's life is at risk.
Stranger: it is kind of difficult problem...
You: I agree.
You: Should I rub it first, or suck it?
You: How fast?
Stranger: ummm,,,i dont know...i think you should do which you like
You: You're not very helpful, are you?
Stranger: sorry, im japanese
You: You should have a lot of experience then.
You: If you're Japanese.
Stranger: no, because im 18 years old
You: Plenty of experience, then.
You: ;(
You: Help me, master of the cock sucking ways, to heal my son.
Stranger: sorry, im not horny
 
Stranger: hello
You: I am Ash Ketchum! I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
You: I choose... Pikachu!
Stranger: what
You: Pikachu... USE THUNDERBOLT!
Stranger: ok
You: PIKACHU! DODGE THE 'OK' ATTACK!
You: NOW... PIKACHU USE VOLT TACKLE!
Stranger: my english is not very well
You: Pikachu... USE IRON TAIL!
You: SO CLOSE, PIKACHU! ONE MORE HIT WILL DO IT!
You: Hmm... I'll throw a pokeball!
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Yeah. Poké-trolling.
 
You: Hello.
You: Who are you?
You: I am a kitten.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: adam here
You: I am Kittbert Meowstein.
Stranger: lo l
Stranger: nice
You: Are... ARE YOU A TERRORIST? YOU'RE A FUCKING TERRORIST, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU?
Stranger: i fuking kill u
Stranger: i kill u
You: Wait... if you are a terrorist... ARE YOU ALSO A DOG? ARE YOU A TERRORIST DOG NAMED ADAM?
Stranger: no
You: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME, ADAM? WHY? WHY?
Stranger: i m akhmaaaaaaaaaaad
You: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?
Stranger: caz u call me terrorist
Stranger: why
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SHALL NOT KILL ME, ASSHOLE!
Stranger: why
Stranger: ???????????????
You: GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS!
Stranger: u ashole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Okay, this is just... hillarious.
 
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