Hey Awesome!
Can you make a sig of me patting my Riding Turtle's head while he's taking a fat dump on Reaper's corpse in front of the Horde graveyard? With a big plate of El Patio burritos steaming right next to him, and him holding a big box of Kleenex in his lifeless hand? Can you also have my Turtle playing the world's smallest violin, and maybe some text that says something like "Making Reaper whine like a little bitch at the campsite since 2011". And maybe even throw in the Kid from Two and a Half Men pissing blood on his face, while the Care Bears (dressed up like Navy Seals) hold hands and dance in a circle around him (the Kid) while they are all eating Oreo Cakesters? The Kid can have a little talk bubble that says something like "Where's your SS now, hooker?" Oh yah, and if you could have Sasha Obama kind of on her knees pulling down my Smelting Pants and licking her lips that would be awesome, too.
I honestly feel like I'm leaving something out.
If this is possible lemme know and I'll provide a link.
God Bless America.