Twink Life Stories

woundpudbalefuckred said:
i transferred to vek'nilash around the time of the start of cataclysm.. When i got there, beastly and incredabull begged me to join and said their guild would crumble if i didn't. Felling sorry for them, i joined their pathetic little guild. When i joined, i was greeted by awesome and nyquil, two gay lovers, and koutetsu, the pedo. I saw that the guild was in desperate need of my help. So i rebuilt the sad little guild with my barehands and with the help of koutetsu. Me and kout were at the top. We had the 19 bracket in the palm of our hands. But then, koutetsu hit rock bottom. He started shooting up heroin and eventually becoming a prostitute for 13 years to pay for his crack money. Feeling bad for koutestu, i lent him a helping hand. I will never remember koutetsu the same. And so i speak to you today, to share the story of how one man, and his gay prostitute pedo friend started from scratch and built one of the strongest and most prestigeous guilds in the world.



True story.



-wound



you got it wrong

i was also a pedo
 
I was tired of raiding and started leveling my second toon to 80, a prot warrior and along the way i seen a a bunch of people from -below me- so i got some blues, a few cheap enchants and started pvp'ing as prot in the 39 bracket. the community was great and i had fun but new i wasnt the best team member becuase i had since figured out that all twinks were bis much like everyone tryed to be in pve endgame so i finished leveling the warrior and started a twink hunter (berthapewpew) becuase thats what my main was, i researched and asked a bunch of dumb questions and ended up BiS as a 39 hunter but was still dieing alot.

so i started asking more questions and learned about keybinds and not being a keyboard turning clicker. i had a blast and decided since que's werent always up id try 19's, so i rolled a warlock and played 19's for about 2 weeks before deciding the community wasnt for me and leveled the lock also to 39(roudy).

then we got xp off bg's and 39's slowed way down and a horde 29 guild in reckoning was pulling alot of players too the battlegroup so i leveled a mage to 29 and tryed it. didnt care for all the hunters and the lolfail attitudes so i leveled it too 39 just before my time ran out and i quit wow. im back for now but not on the account that has all my twinks so im working on a new 39 but skywall's twinking community seems dead and im not having any luck with boe gear showing up on the ah so it may be a while.
 
my rogue was one of the first char's on wow my main at the time was lvl 57 (or something like that) hunter and i decided i wanted to lvl a rogue because they were pure op at the time so i was leveling my rogue and someone popped up to me and says "very nice gear you want a twink guild m8" or something along them lines and i though what the hell is he on about.. later i decided to become a twink and just at the right time i am 1 exp of leveling no kidding! dunno how i managed that but seriously it was well timed :) and i am thankful to the twink who made me a twink his name was shinro or something like that cant remember the exact name
 
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
My mom poped me out of her vashj and i landed on a computer > logged into WoW > made Verb..







then ate a ****ing pizza, like a BOSS!
 
Mr. Verb said:
My mom poped me out of her vashj and i landed on a computer > logged into WoW > made Verb..







then ate a ****ing pizza, like a BOSS!



Thought your story had to do with Mexico, drugs, and fat women.
 
tryiapriest3 said:
Thought your story had to do with Mexico, drugs, and fat women.



Very true but by the time i was done typing that story i would need to shave the beard i grew while typing it.
 
I started a few months before TBC on Draenor EU. After seeing a friend of mine explaining how world of warcraft worked and demonstrated a duel i was sold. He gave me the advise to wait till TBC came out but i, ofcourse, bought it the next day and i made a night elf warrior. This was my very first character. I remember something he said about when you think a duel takes too long you can forfeit it. Forfeit, a nightelf warrior though, was born. Back then i didnt know there was a difference between factions, horde versus alliance, my friend his main character was an undead female rogue called Stealthia and was and is still horde.

At some point, when i couldn't make it till level 12 or so, i deleted Forfeit and joined the Horde side. We changed servers and moved to i recall what is called Executus, a PvP server. Because my friend was a bit annoyed at the fact he could not world pvp.

then the Burning Crusade came out , and again, we moved after a few months to a more less crowded server, called Sporeggar.

I then made a few characters, but since this server is also a bit of roleplay, well, it was back then, i decided to make a roleplay only character, i made a troll rogue, called Forfeit, since there weren't much troll rogues. The troll rogue looked big, clumsy and i was disturbed at the fact he didnt wear shoes. so i tried making an blood elf rogue, i believe back then blood elves had mana tap or a skill to steal mana from your target and it stacked for 3 times, and then you could release the torrent to get a little bit mana back. but because it only game back mana, and not rage, focus and energy as it does now, i also deleted Forfeit the blood elf and came out as Forfeit the Forsaken, the roleplaying dead man.



He was originaly ment to only level till level 10, and then only roleplay with it, but since i had so much level 10 gear that fits back then for a level 10 twink, i turned him into a level 10 twink.

Because i didn't had a proper high end level 70 or even a level 60 character the process of making one took ages, bg experience was turned off and i didnt had enough gold for buying proper enchants, i didnt know about the arena grand master trinket, the fishing hat i never heard of, and the only enchants i had when i thought i was proper geared was a stamina enchant on the chest, i believe i had the stamina enchant on the bracers, the agility once on the swords, the gloves, i had the pants enchant with i think +40 stamina and +12 agility on pants and i had the green goggles, i think i used +spirit rings, and ofcourse, no trinket, but only the insignia one i think. i think i came out with about 1k health or a tiny bit less. i think i almost had the 50% dodge rating, or almost 60% because if the pants enchant and the fact im level 10, scaling to level was different compared to the now, when i heard about the shoulder you get from the festival i was bored with the level 10, and decided to ask my friend to level up in deadmines, the journey took i think a half hour or so or more, and i died a lot of times. i farmed the full set of defias set wich i still use, and then dinged out as a level 15 i think, we moved to wailing cavern to ding a little bit more untill i became 18, that last level, from 18 till 19 was tricky but it was fun, over the time from that i was 10 until 19 i collected a wide range of weapons and gear, mostly all useless, but i really enjoy using them. i never had my hands on the fishing hat, the shadowfangs and even the assasins blade. I admit i asked some people for help but since it didnt turn out that well the first time i decided to manage soloing my arena grand master by stealing it from people while they where fighting eachother in the arena for the chest. it took me a year or so and i died a lot, and got a lot of angry ingame mails, and some of them on my server had me on their ignore list.

Some of new friends tried to convince me to level up Forfeit, but i wont. I have too much good memories while leveling him up, gearing him up, fighting alliance players wich some of them are luckily new made friends. It might not sound as very impressive to some of you, but for me, it is an ode to where i didnt manage to level up properly my very first world of warcraft character, to experience raiding with my first world of warcraft character before TBC came out. but now, im really glad i have some decent gear, the ability Sap, and the name Forfeit, as a 19 toon.
 

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