Twink Life Stories
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Awesome said:Is that competition up for grabs, kore? Because I have a feeling I could write a killer autobiography
Sorry mate, its been and gone. The prizes were handed out ages ago.
tweedledum
OG
inb4 bel air
McBankington
Who's this guy?
On a gloomy night in Deathknell all the town was silent, the bats were swarming together and the blood hounds were restless, feeling a need to get their claws on as much blood as they possibly can, they would scratch at the walls of the houses in deathknell but only end out hurting themselves, as the walls were brick, they resorted to killing each other for blood as the bats were allt ogether and god knows what the fuck lied in that mine full of spiders, the scarlet crusade was all worked up, they attacked deathknell, they knew a knew weapon of mass destruction was being conceived in there, using all of their efforts and their army, with reinforcements from Undercity and Brill on their way, deep inside the crypt a new life was being raised, unholy light surged from the crypt, seeing it only made the crusade even more worried, when suddenly a flash of light, there was nothing, they saw a figure emerging from the huge blast of light as their eyes slowly adjusted, even the blood hounds had stopped consuming each other, everyone gazed in awe as the figure walked out of the crypt, but it was not visable for long, with another flash the crusades army was gone, anyone who stood from a safe distance saw that it was the most righteous smite ever casted, and this was just the beginning, all of the high priests watched over the child, making sure his power did not go too out of hand, but at the ripe level of 19, they decided he started getting far too powerful, so powerful that they already saw signs of defiance, he knew he could take over the undercity, over throw sylvannas, they ensured he could not gain any more experience, in a fit of rage he began to kill everything in sight, the Horde knew this was their chance, they put him into warsong gulttch, the sky turned black and shadow energy could be seen flowing out of the earth with holy energy battling the shadow energy from the sky, the alliance and the horde knew something was up. Everyone gazed in awe as they finally saw the figure, a figure they could only see now that he was in his home, west Philadelphia, that is where he was clearly born and raised, his tale begins in a play ground, where he spent most of his days, chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool, shooti' some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys, clearly, clearly up to no good, they started making trouble in said neighborhood, he got in one little fight, his mom was just terrified, she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bell-air!".
Awesome said:
Well, I do have a standing go ahead from Daman on giving that as a competition prize. If I were to do something like this, what sort of competition would you be most interested in?
OP
OP
Awesome
<The Awesome>
Something similar to the last Forum Competition that involved writing; only this time it can be in poem form, play form, dialogue, biography, ect. Possibly even a mural.
Basically just creativity and correct format so it is easier to read than a WoT.
Though you are the mod and you can make the competition however you want
Edit: Doesn't have to be about your twink's history, could be his/her future or present or whatever the f*ck you would like to write about, just keep twinking closely intertwined
Basically just creativity and correct format so it is easier to read than a WoT.
Though you are the mod and you can make the competition however you want
Edit: Doesn't have to be about your twink's history, could be his/her future or present or whatever the f*ck you would like to write about, just keep twinking closely intertwined
OP
OP
Awesome
<The Awesome>
Decided to post even though not at page 5 yet.
Yes, I exploited the fact that my name is Awesome
Biography of Awesome
Awesome (full name Ambassador Andrew Awesome II) was born in The Crossraods, Barrens, on the realm Perenolde. He was the son of Anna and Chuck "Awesome" Norris; a martial arts fighter, god, and the center of many internet memes. Awesome's paternal grandfather (an immigrant from the future) and maternal grandmother were angels, while his paternal grandmother and maternal grandfather were mexicans. Awesome was named after Jesus Christ, who was very awesome indeed. He has two younger brothers, named Moderately-Awesome, and Epic-But-Not-Quite-Awesome. When Awesome was two years old, his parents killed the President, forcing him to relocate to Orgrimmar, Durotar and then to Undercity with his mother and brothers.
Awesome describes his childhood as downbeat. He was tall, blue, and scholastically mediocre. Other children taunted him about his...blue-ness. Awesome daydreamed about pwning his tormentors. Awesome never really got to know his father, Chuck Norris, because he was usually too busy with being famous and doing god-like things. Awesome admitted that he loved his father but did not like him. Being god, Chuck Norris came down from heaven and bitch-slapped Awesome. That bitch-slap from Chuck Norris stunted Awesome's growth, and he could not level past 19.
He joined the guild <Berserk> in 2007. It was a twink guild, and since Chuck Norris had stunted Awesome's growth at 19, he figured he might as well twink. He was sent to Warsong Gulch, South Korea. It was there that Awesome acquired the title "the Noble" and began his training in Kung-Hunterpwnsyou-Fu, an interest that led to universal QQing, and the founding of the "Tae-Rantontwinkinfo-Kwan-Do" form. He created the Bible, The Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the "Awesome Federation," a middle school and high school–based program intended to give at-risk children a focus point in life through twinking. When he was relocated by Chuck Norris to an alternate plane of reality, Vek'nilash, he continued to pwn. Surrounded by better twinks, Awesome's pwning abilities had gone un-noticed for the most part. He joined the famous twink guild <The Chosen Few> and opened a chain of McDonalds fast-food restaurants.
Awesome knocked up Megan Fox in 2010. His guild did not approve of this unplanned child, but Awesome was a rebel and had the child anyways. Incredabull (guild leader of <The Chosen Few>) tried to steal Awesome's babies by turning into a dingo and sneaking up behind him. Awesome and Megan's first child, Nyquil was born. His daughter, who's name is not important at all, was born to a woman he was not married to. Then, he had a second son, Eric, with Megan Fox again. After 3 months of injecting Nyquil with many many steroids, Nyquil grew up to be big and strong like Awesome very, very fast. He was an orc, which is really weird because Megan Fox was a blood elf...
In 2010, Awesome went back in time with the help of his dad, god, to create a cartoon he called Spongebob Squarepants. He did all the voices for this character, Spingebob. He was originally designed to be a troll hunter, but the artists didn't know what this was because WoW wasn't invented yet. So Awesome asked Chuck Norris to invent WoW and it was complete. Chuck Norris then sneezed, and WoW got un-invented, and Awesome flew back to 2010. Spongebob somehow became a sponge, but that was okay with Awesome because he was done time-traveling for now.
Awesome received the title "Ambassador" of Orgimmar of the Year award by the U.S. Air Force in 2011. He was giving this title for uniting World of Warcraft with The Real World. World of Warcraft inhabitants didn't believe in The Real Life, and the The Real Life citizens didn't believe in World of Warcraft. Soon there was inter-species breeding: Real Life people with night elves, orcs, even gnomes and dwarfs! Dwarf babies were born into the Real World, and became known as "midgets."
And this is the account of the twink named Awesome, son of Chuck Norris, brother to Moderately-Awesome and Epic-But-Not-Quite-Awesome, half angel half mexican. The life, the legacy, the Awesome.
Yes, I exploited the fact that my name is Awesome
Biography of Awesome
Awesome (full name Ambassador Andrew Awesome II) was born in The Crossraods, Barrens, on the realm Perenolde. He was the son of Anna and Chuck "Awesome" Norris; a martial arts fighter, god, and the center of many internet memes. Awesome's paternal grandfather (an immigrant from the future) and maternal grandmother were angels, while his paternal grandmother and maternal grandfather were mexicans. Awesome was named after Jesus Christ, who was very awesome indeed. He has two younger brothers, named Moderately-Awesome, and Epic-But-Not-Quite-Awesome. When Awesome was two years old, his parents killed the President, forcing him to relocate to Orgrimmar, Durotar and then to Undercity with his mother and brothers.
Awesome describes his childhood as downbeat. He was tall, blue, and scholastically mediocre. Other children taunted him about his...blue-ness. Awesome daydreamed about pwning his tormentors. Awesome never really got to know his father, Chuck Norris, because he was usually too busy with being famous and doing god-like things. Awesome admitted that he loved his father but did not like him. Being god, Chuck Norris came down from heaven and bitch-slapped Awesome. That bitch-slap from Chuck Norris stunted Awesome's growth, and he could not level past 19.
He joined the guild <Berserk> in 2007. It was a twink guild, and since Chuck Norris had stunted Awesome's growth at 19, he figured he might as well twink. He was sent to Warsong Gulch, South Korea. It was there that Awesome acquired the title "the Noble" and began his training in Kung-Hunterpwnsyou-Fu, an interest that led to universal QQing, and the founding of the "Tae-Rantontwinkinfo-Kwan-Do" form. He created the Bible, The Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the "Awesome Federation," a middle school and high school–based program intended to give at-risk children a focus point in life through twinking. When he was relocated by Chuck Norris to an alternate plane of reality, Vek'nilash, he continued to pwn. Surrounded by better twinks, Awesome's pwning abilities had gone un-noticed for the most part. He joined the famous twink guild <The Chosen Few> and opened a chain of McDonalds fast-food restaurants.
Awesome knocked up Megan Fox in 2010. His guild did not approve of this unplanned child, but Awesome was a rebel and had the child anyways. Incredabull (guild leader of <The Chosen Few>) tried to steal Awesome's babies by turning into a dingo and sneaking up behind him. Awesome and Megan's first child, Nyquil was born. His daughter, who's name is not important at all, was born to a woman he was not married to. Then, he had a second son, Eric, with Megan Fox again. After 3 months of injecting Nyquil with many many steroids, Nyquil grew up to be big and strong like Awesome very, very fast. He was an orc, which is really weird because Megan Fox was a blood elf...
In 2010, Awesome went back in time with the help of his dad, god, to create a cartoon he called Spongebob Squarepants. He did all the voices for this character, Spingebob. He was originally designed to be a troll hunter, but the artists didn't know what this was because WoW wasn't invented yet. So Awesome asked Chuck Norris to invent WoW and it was complete. Chuck Norris then sneezed, and WoW got un-invented, and Awesome flew back to 2010. Spongebob somehow became a sponge, but that was okay with Awesome because he was done time-traveling for now.
Awesome received the title "Ambassador" of Orgimmar of the Year award by the U.S. Air Force in 2011. He was giving this title for uniting World of Warcraft with The Real World. World of Warcraft inhabitants didn't believe in The Real Life, and the The Real Life citizens didn't believe in World of Warcraft. Soon there was inter-species breeding: Real Life people with night elves, orcs, even gnomes and dwarfs! Dwarf babies were born into the Real World, and became known as "midgets."
And this is the account of the twink named Awesome, son of Chuck Norris, brother to Moderately-Awesome and Epic-But-Not-Quite-Awesome, half angel half mexican. The life, the legacy, the Awesome.
WoundPudBale
Legend
I transferred to Vek'nilash around the time of the start of Cataclysm.. When I got there, Beastly and Incredabull begged me to join and said their guild would crumble if i didn't. Felling sorry for them, I joined their pathetic little guild. When I joined, I was greeted by Awesome and Nyquil, two gay lovers, and Koutetsu, the pedo. I saw that the guild was in desperate need of my help. So I rebuilt the sad little guild with my barehands and with the help of Koutetsu. Me and Kout were at the top. We had the 19 bracket in the palm of our hands. But then, Koutetsu hit rock bottom. He started shooting up heroin and eventually becoming a prostitute for 13 years to pay for his crack money. Feeling bad for Koutestu, I lent him a helping hand. I will never remember Koutetsu the same. And so I speak to you today, to share the story of how one man, and his gay prostitute pedo friend started from scratch and built one of the strongest and most prestigeous guilds in the world.
True story.
-Wound
True story.
-Wound
I'll look into starting another competition for you guys at some point soon. It'll probably start in early July, since I'm not around too much until then. I promise nothing though.
Healstrong
OG
Kore nametooshort said:
the new standing written under the person's name from the competition you make should be "The Author of Warcraft Lore" or something heavily hunting towards the person's creativity. also if people have caused grief in these forums, too much trolling flaming etc i say exclude them from it. give the new status the ability to thank posts also.
WoundPudBale
Legend
tryiapriest3 said:
Thanks!
ipodz
Legend
By Ipodz the noble!
I started playing wow at the start of wrath of the lich king with a night elf hunter named faash. As I played I got good understanding on how wow is played,and soon after I was level 55 as I was leaving un'goro crater I remembered that at level 55 you could make a Deathknight wow's first hero's class and like any other noob I logged off right where the devilsaur spawns and went straight to the character creation screen and made my first ever GNOME! name Deathcookie. after I left the Dk starting area I was cocky well because I was level 58 and I was a dk! so what every cocky DK does is go into enemy territory and in this case orgimmer. after looking at horde players and getting puzzled by the words there saying I saw something that really caught my Eye a level 19 blood elf hunter. but what really caught my eye was the hat she was wearing. So like a nub I am I rushed up the AFKED 19 hunter I pressed inspect and looked at the gear that really shocked me! because when I was 19 my gear was nothing like what she has! so like a nub I am..got to stop using nub! anyway I asked my guild members why there is a level 19 with a lot of health and I gave them a list of her gear and they told me she was a twink. after getting a good feed of info on twinks I was hungry for more and decided to look on thotbot and wowhead to learn more of this magical and very deadly type of community. 2 months after seeing that twink my account was hacked and I lost everything. after taking a 4 month break I started a new account with a gnome mage this time and after hitting the level 60 mark I went to stormwind to go get my level 60 pvp gear and while I was there I saw a twink! pally and then it hit me once again everything I was told about twinking rushed back into my mind and I was crazy for making a TWINK but not realized it's going a be very cost worthy project I'm a about to hold up. after spending 2 days of going over stuff on websites about twinking like class race! etc.. I started a twink a hunter named ipodz. And the rest is history!
I started playing wow at the start of wrath of the lich king with a night elf hunter named faash. As I played I got good understanding on how wow is played,and soon after I was level 55 as I was leaving un'goro crater I remembered that at level 55 you could make a Deathknight wow's first hero's class and like any other noob I logged off right where the devilsaur spawns and went straight to the character creation screen and made my first ever GNOME! name Deathcookie. after I left the Dk starting area I was cocky well because I was level 58 and I was a dk! so what every cocky DK does is go into enemy territory and in this case orgimmer. after looking at horde players and getting puzzled by the words there saying I saw something that really caught my Eye a level 19 blood elf hunter. but what really caught my eye was the hat she was wearing. So like a nub I am I rushed up the AFKED 19 hunter I pressed inspect and looked at the gear that really shocked me! because when I was 19 my gear was nothing like what she has! so like a nub I am..got to stop using nub! anyway I asked my guild members why there is a level 19 with a lot of health and I gave them a list of her gear and they told me she was a twink. after getting a good feed of info on twinks I was hungry for more and decided to look on thotbot and wowhead to learn more of this magical and very deadly type of community. 2 months after seeing that twink my account was hacked and I lost everything. after taking a 4 month break I started a new account with a gnome mage this time and after hitting the level 60 mark I went to stormwind to go get my level 60 pvp gear and while I was there I saw a twink! pally and then it hit me once again everything I was told about twinking rushed back into my mind and I was crazy for making a TWINK but not realized it's going a be very cost worthy project I'm a about to hold up. after spending 2 days of going over stuff on websites about twinking like class race! etc.. I started a twink a hunter named ipodz. And the rest is history!