The Time has Come Minions!

[1337]

-and those who stand against us, they try so hard, and that's okay, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. They have to fall, and lose it all, because in the end, they won't even matter-

-/bow-

lincoln park is geyy bruv, even in the states

 

[1337]

Hello ladies, fan-girls, friends, soldiers, peons, rats and loyal horde families.

It is I, High King Dhenurd.
While only the veteran part of the bracket might know me. Allow me to introduce myself again.

The first appearance was at the Cataclysm end. When i rightfully claimed my title as rank 1 LM afker.
Back then times were harsh. Hunters everywhere, and the situation didn’t change even with the arrival of MoP.

Not being able to handle misery of my loyal followers anymore.
I decided to make a group of the brackets finest elites to fight this threat.
Cult of evil Chinurd has been spawned to the existence.
Brackets finest warriors, Dhenurd, Francisko, Lolipop, Rance, Nami, Samscraft, Svumpukkel
and partially Cripz himself joined the cause, to assure the safety of tomorrow for horde.

Later on, when skirmishes were released. Horde needed hope, so I asked two of the most elite berserkers, Sick and Yek, to compose the deadliest 3s squad in the game.
And so Kush Cleave™ was born.

Time has passed since then, and High King Dhenurd,r1 lock, mw monk, douchebag. Will soon return, once he comes back from rehab.
The Afk-king is returning to reclaim his throne.

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Rank 1 douchebag, warlock, mw monk and afker Dhenurd is unifying forces in the fight against the alliance, to protect Horde families and acquire HK’s.

From this day on, Royal Blood of Dhenurd, Darkmoon Order and Gripz the Bloodthirsty are working under a single banner to protect families and peons of the Horde against alliance filth.

To clarify, Royal blood of Dhenurd consists of Dhenurd, r1 warlock, monk and douchebag himself, also his son, current afkmill crown holder while Dhenurd is away, Flag-Dragonmaw.

Darkmoon Order is led by insane motherfucker r1 frost mage Sick, known for his arcane magic broom sweeping skills. Sick, however, brings a lot more than skills with a broom. He also brings bloodthirsty mercenaries Xo, Kostenlos and Slayer.

Gripz the Bloodthirsty is r2 MW monk, with never-ending lust for alliance souls, joining the unified banner of Horde forces in the war for our homes.

In our noble quest we also tried to contact tribes of Mazrigos but without Theclawers presence it would be useless anyway.

We are coming to ensure, that there is tomorrow for our loyal horde comrades, that your families can sleep safely while we fight by the graveyards.
So hear us enemies of the horde.
It doesn’t matter if your name is red or yellow (yes I’m looking at you critters and Durotar pigs).
You threat our homes.
And the horde elite will come for you.

-does the royal /wave
See you soon cupcakes.

who are you?

 

[Shamatix]

who are you?

If you played EU pugs in this bracket you would know who it is

 

[Gripzqt]

lincoln park is geyy bruv, even in the states

hey hey! don't hate on Linkin park.

 

[Denurd]

Minions stop arguing when you can fight.
save the band hate to battlegrounds so i can have something amusing to see from Lumber Mill

-does the royal /wave

 

[Masara]

Hello ladies, fan-girls, friends, soldiers, peons, rats and loyal horde families.

It is I, High King Dhenurd...

...So hear us enemies of the horde...

...You threat our homes.

Hello

I do no such thing. I do dislike the Horde's attempts to destroy Ashenvale, though.

Still, you are generally an honourable person towards me, so I will honour you in return.

 

[Vasparion]

i never knew u were flag!!

good luck in ur rehab and come back twice as strong, i wish u the best brother.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9CLicNyIg

To clarify, I (Flag- Dragonmaw) are not Dhenurd, but his honored roleplay son
I never really use my TI acc but now you know the next time you face me in the gulch
Let us all await my fathers return, men!

 

[Coryth]

I remember when i stabd you in your sleep. Oh wait, that hasent happend yet, silly me.

I remember when your jokes were funny! Oh wait.. that never happened..

//Ash

 

[Yeko]

I remember when your jokes were funny! Oh wait.. that never happened..

//Ashley

Who said i was joking?

 

[CripzBlood]

I remember when your jokes were funny! Oh wait.. that never happened..

//Ash

You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking or you might end up lined in chalk.


dont mess with the cookie dealer.

 

[Mesikämmen]

[MENTION=16672]Denurd[/MENTION] plz spare me I always loved u

 

[Denurd]

Good afternoon minions.

Hello

I do no such thing. I do dislike the Horde's attempts to destroy Ashenvale, though.

Still, you are generally an honourable person towards me, so I will honour you in return.

Hello Dear Masara,

I know we havent spoken much words towards each other, apart from /waves /shoos and dots to prevent you from stealing my flags.
Your words are warming my cold rotten heart my friend!

But i want to proudly announce that you are the one of the two persons i wont kill on the battlefield.
Your pacifism is an inspiration to me,and at some point i will certainly try to become a pacifist warlock, where not me ,but my dots will kill people.
/tips the Lucky Fishing Hat and does the royal bow

[MENTION=16672]Denurd[/MENTION] plz spare me I always loved u

Well Mesi, you were fighting by my side ever since cata.
I am willing to spare your existence,but the question is.
Are you willing to do more Graveyard containing with me?


Thats it for today folks,see you tomorrow during my lunch break.
And i wish all of you loyal minions a wonderful day.
P.S. food here is aids

-does the royal /wave

 

[Mesikämmen]

[MENTION=16672]Denurd[/MENTION] definitely, my frend

 

[Denurd]

[MENTION=16672]Denurd[/MENTION] definitely, my frend

Very well,upon my return i expect you to GY contain with me for several days,brother.

 

[The Saint]

Hello ladies, fan-girls, friends, soldiers, peons, rats and loyal horde families.

It is I, High King Dhenurd.
While only the veteran part of the bracket might know me. Allow me to introduce myself again.

The first appearance was at the Cataclysm end. When i rightfully claimed my title as rank 1 LM afker.
Back then times were harsh. Hunters everywhere, and the situation didn’t change even with the arrival of MoP.

Not being able to handle misery of my loyal followers anymore.
I decided to make a group of the brackets finest elites to fight this threat.
Cult of evil Chinurd has been spawned to the existence.
Brackets finest warriors, Dhenurd, Francisko, Lolipop, Rance, Nami, Samscraft, Svumpukkel
and partially Cripz himself joined the cause, to assure the safety of tomorrow for horde.

Later on, when skirmishes were released. Horde needed hope, so I asked two of the most elite berserkers, Sick and Yek, to compose the deadliest 3s squad in the game.
And so Kush Cleave™ was born.

Time has passed since then, and High King Dhenurd,r1 lock, mw monk, douchebag. Will soon return, once he comes back from rehab.
The Afk-king is returning to reclaim his throne.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rank 1 douchebag, warlock, mw monk and afker Dhenurd is unifying forces in the fight against the alliance, to protect Horde families and acquire HK’s.

From this day on, Royal Blood of Dhenurd, Darkmoon Order and Gripz the Bloodthirsty are working under a single banner to protect families and peons of the Horde against alliance filth.

To clarify, Royal blood of Dhenurd consists of Dhenurd, r1 warlock, monk and douchebag himself, also his son, current afkmill crown holder while Dhenurd is away, Flag-Dragonmaw.

Darkmoon Order is led by insane motherfucker r1 frost mage Sick, known for his arcane magic broom sweeping skills. Sick, however, brings a lot more than skills with a broom. He also brings bloodthirsty mercenaries Xo, Kostenlos and Slayer.

Gripz the Bloodthirsty is r2 MW monk, with never-ending lust for alliance souls, joining the unified banner of Horde forces in the war for our homes.

In our noble quest we also tried to contact tribes of Mazrigos but without Theclawers presence it would be useless anyway.

We are coming to ensure, that there is tomorrow for our loyal horde comrades, that your families can sleep safely while we fight by the graveyards.
So hear us enemies of the horde.
It doesn’t matter if your name is red or yellow (yes I’m looking at you critters and Durotar pigs).
You threat our homes.
And the horde elite will come for you.

-does the royal /wave
See you soon cupcakes.

Fifteen minutes typing this in Google translate and all it came up with was "derp". Anyone know a good translation app for windows phone?

 

[Spiriel]

for windows phone?

What phone?

 

[The Saint]

What phone?

No. Windows phone.

 

[Zehj]

Fifteen minutes typing this in Google translate

l2copy&paste

 

[The Saint]

l2copy&paste

That would feel like premad... I mean cheating

 

[Denurd]

Fifteen minutes typing this in Google translate and all it came up with was "derp". Anyone know a good translation app for windows phone?

Hello peon,

While i understand my noble message might be hard to comprehend for majority, I am willing to take you to my forces too, all you have to do is punch red nameplates.

with regards, High King Dhenurd