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Hey guys!

I'm a paramedic in the province of Quebec, Canada. Been playing much less games these past few years. But I'm always surveying you rascals on here between calls. Thought I'd make a thread about demystifying the profession, since not many people know what it is to be a paramedic (services we offer) or have even seen the inside of an ambulance!

Also, I am curious to see who else works in the medical field (nurses, MD., EMTs), first responders, police officers on here!? Or if some of you have CPR-AED training? You never know when you'll need it!

AMA would love to answer your questions!
 
Also, I am curious to see who else works in the medical field (nurses, MD., EMTs), first responders, police officers on here!? Or if some of you have CPR-AED training? You never know when you'll need it!

Sometimes I play healer classes
 
First off Thank you for doing what you do! Both at the site and IRL... Secondly, Happy belated Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day <3

Have you ever seen an episode or scene being filmed of that Gags show they air on Comedy Central? Always wanted to run into them and participate :)

Is it pronounced Pou-tin or Pou-teen? Haha jaykay I know that answer ;)

Cya in Discord
xo

 
Hello from Las Vegas, NV USA :) It’s wonderful to see that other prehospital professionals enjoy wow I’m also a paramedic, do you guys use RSI? What’s your guys’ cardiac arrest survival rate? Do you guys do mechanical compressions or a compressor device like the Lucas or the auto pulse? Cheers:)
 
I don't care about that. The important question is. Agent Orange or Lemon Drop Martini?

Wtf lol. I don't drink but how is a military chemical comparable to a drink haha.

First off Thank you for doing what you do! Both at the site and IRL... Secondly, Happy belated Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day <3

Have you ever seen an episode or scene being filmed of that Gags show they air on Comedy Central? Always wanted to run into them and participate :)

Is it pronounced Pou-tin or Pou-teen? Haha jaykay I know that answer ;)

Cya in Discord
xo

It is a real privilege to be allowed into people's private life and earn their trust so easily. Best job in the world :)

LOL I'm not a die-hard Quebecer but yayyy for Quebec nationalist day lol. I have watched a lot of Just for Laughs/Gags. I haven't been pranked by them yet, but my girlfriend has! She isn't dumb and spotted the cameras quickly. Apparently the actors were cringy AF.

And its Pou-tin hahaha.

toodles xD

Hello from Las Vegas, NV USA :) It’s wonderful to see that other prehospital professionals enjoy wow I’m also a paramedic, do you guys use RSI? What’s your guys’ cardiac arrest survival rate? Do you guys do mechanical compressions or a compressor device like the Lucas or the auto pulse? Cheers:)

YAAAA!! I knew I wasn't the only one!
Our PCP crews only have access to the Combitube. Old school but does the trick. However our ACPs are the ones that have access to endotracheal tubes, so yes :)

Our stats for cardiac arrests have been tampered a lot with by our medical director to make them look good, who's been striving to beat Seattle's record. We've been trailing Seatle's King County record by a few percentages. However, this is only considering witnessed v-fibs/v-tachs by first responders, or paramedics with a shock given within the first few minutes. Without any "padding", we have about a <10% survival rate for all cardiac arrests.

We don't have any CPR machines, we burn our bodies out pumping away lol. Most of the time, however, we get the firefighters to hop into the ambulance and do the compressions while we manage airway (our fire service is trained as first responders).

Technology wise, we are still pretty far behind. We've just gotten the new Zoll X monitor, but still no capnography (although the monitor is compatible).

I've always been curious as to what the difference between EMTs and Paramedics are in the states? Longer schooling?

In Quebec we don't have EMTs. We get a 3 year course which gives you the PCP license. After 3 years on the road you can do 2 years of schooling to become an ACP. We no longer have CCPs over in our province too!
 
When @Budget isnt directing quality films for Brazzers, he's working in the medical field.

But what is the weirdest thing you've encountered in your line of work @Sponsor
 
When @Budget isnt directing quality films for Brazzers, he's working in the medical field.

But what is the weirdest thing you've encountered in your line of work @Sponsor

That's an interesting field of work, yum. makes twink scenes? loooool

Weirdest call... hmm. alright.

Lunch breaks are a bit different for us. After finishing up at the hospital after a call, dispatch givew you a 15 minute pre-lunch period where you can get your lunch time (45 minutes break after that 15 minutes) cancelled for high priority calls, or give you time to sprint to a nearby McDees. Technically uninterrupted you get a 1 hour break, or it be postponed, or none. So we get our pre-lunch from dispatch at ~00h30 (was working a 18h00 to 6h00 shift, lunch break is post-median). At about 00h40 we get a priority 1 call, therefore cancelling our lunch. Through our computer system, we see the call displayed as follows:

"Declaration of the caller: FILLED WITH WATER, SHE HAD TOO MUCH WATER IT WAS SO VIOLENT THE SPINE ALMOST CRUSHED HOW MUCH SHE DRANK WATER"

This is the only information we had going to the call. Needless to say how happy we were to have had our lunch break stripped from us for... that.. The call ended up being cancelled before we got there. But god I would've LOVED to see wtf was going on there.

Then there are the Friday nights ... so many vomit bags, and costumes.

Agent Orange is also a vodka based cocktail.

Just shows how little I drink :p
 

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