US If JWL and I came back, 1-10 how scared would you be?

How scared? 10 Meaning really scared.

  • 10

    Votes: 4 50.0%

  • 10

    Votes: 4 50.0%
  • Total voters
    8

SleepyShamann

The Best
Heard some WG’s are going on. We took a little time off to let the bracket gain some confidence as well, no one had any when we were around. Honestly winning all the time gets really boring. So we figured, “oh let’s give them a chance, make them think we are gone for good so they can have fun.” Now, we haven’t made the decision to comeback 100%. As we still don’t think it is fair to the twinks. Some of them may be knew and have no idea what is coming for them. Everyone else will be like, “OH NO JWL AND BEST!!!” and they will run like cowards. Well these new kiddos are gonna have to learn the hard way.


Anyways, let us know if we should come back. I have a feeling no one is going to reply to this as they are going to be cowarding in fear at just thought of our names.

Sincerely,
JWL and Best. <3
 
Come back, im new to 59s and wouldnt mind taking the top spot real quick
 
I am renowned as a humble, cordial individual.
I understand why players may be afraid of queueing into me, but there truly is no reason as to why they should be discouraged. After all, I am just a fellow Earthling.
With that said, I do not appreciate you boasting the fact I am the alpha-male of the twink community.

On the contrary, I do see where you are coming from;
Armor durability has gone red.
Resurrection sickness has become a common thing among my opponents.
Deserter debuffs, warlocks life-tapping themselves to death before I have the opportunity to destroy them with my battlehammer…

Is this what the community needs? I cant be held responsible for creating a bracket, then destroying it.
I refuse to be held responsible.

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@Sanit I made a troll character in your favorite bracket and single handedly, took over the competitive scene.

https://www.twitch.tv/jwl1996/clip/...CoolStoryBob?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
(look at the way we synergize - I taxied him up to MY TOT and shattered the legs of 2 trashcans. If fall damage shown on the scoreboards, best believe twink legend Jwl would top damage every single game)

These 2 "irrelevant players" just forced you into an overjump that not even unexpecting levelers are capable of doing. This was by far the most humiliating "ankle breaker" I have ever seen in the 6+ years I have of FCing. I cant even refer to this as an ankle breaker, because you did it to yourself. At least the warrior chasing me put up a fight and hung around for a few seconds - you literally performed terribly, and you should be aware of my tricks.

10/10 failure.

Keep referring to the bracket that I've popularized as irrelevant - How does it feel knowing that 59 has been around for about 12 months & has more competitive games going on then your beloved 39? Scram you rat.

@Raspberry lock thred
 
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jwl said:
@Sanit I made a troll character in your favorite bracket and single handedly, took over the competitive scene.

https://www.twitch.tv/jwl1996/clip/...CoolStoryBob?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
(look at the way we synergize - I taxied him up to MY TOT and shattered the legs of 2 trashcans. If fall damage shown on the scoreboards, best believe twink legend Jwl would top damage every single game)

These 2 "irrelevant players" just forced you into an overjump that not even unexpecting levelers are capable of doing. This was by far the most humiliating "ankle breaker" I have ever seen in the 6+ years I have of playing. I cant even refer to this as an ankle breaker, because you did it to yourself. At least the warrior chasing me put up a fight and hung around for a few seconds - you literally performed terribly, and you should be aware of my tricks.

10/10 failure.

Keep referring to the bracket that I've popularized as irrelevant - How does it feel knowing that 59 has been around for about 12 months & has more competitive games going on then your beloved 39? Scram you rat.

@Raspberry lock thred
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Imagine taking the time to type all this up and STILL having a losing record vs me.

Sanit r1 tink allbracketsworlde
 
Sanit come to 59 and we will farm you just like @39. In fact we will farm you in any bracket. Bring chops too I see him reading the thread thinking of a response. He is slow so it will take a little.
 
SleepyShamann said:
Sanit come to 59 and we will farm you just like @39. In fact we will farm you in any bracket. Bring chops too I see him reading the thread thinking of a response. He is slow so it will take a little.
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The only thing you farm are dingleberries. Slow ur roll lil tink.
 
Plz lock thred :(
 
We will be waiting Sanit. :) Even tho you will make an excuse. It’s ok we know your scared. Anyways this thread is prolly gonna get locked or most messages deleted.
 
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Asiyx said:
Look at that lovely trinket halfway through a full storm bolt :PogChamp:
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ye I tried to hold onto it, but after being hit for 50% and remaining LOS'd, I had to escape the situation & avoid the next aimed shot
 
Always wondered how J. W. Limpdick, could possibly be so stupid and only have one head... So he took on an apprentice.

For the life of me I can't figure out why you got banned from 39s :rolleyes:
 
The Saint said:
Always wondered how J. W. Limpdick, could possibly be so stupid and only have one head... So he took on an apprentice.

For the life of me I can't figure out why you got banned from 39s :rolleyes:
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39s took me back - I am now happily accepted among the discord & in-game community.

If you wanna make an acronym for my name, be my guest. Just make it funny next time
 
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