HoneyBadger's Haikus

Night elf rogues:

Stealth sap and ambush
Foe turns just cast shadowmeld
Sap ambush once more
 
Allybeboba said:
People posting these
Some are very humorous
Those made me snicker
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Al-ly-be-bo-ba
Your name is perfect for this
And now what you say
 
They yell "Kill the heal"
Healing is all that I do
Healing the killers



If it was more than 7 syllables I would be in trouble for finger counting..
 
BingBong said:
After rereading all of them, it would appear that a few people either work in sawmills or live near nuclear facilities.
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This made me laugh, but it made me feel bad for laughing :p
 
probably based on a true story somewhen. TL; DR: your loss then.

sneaking around here
gonna go ambush that hunt
oh shit he saw me

popping evasion
I dodge that concussive shot
inc that disengage

such speed with posthaste
I cannot catch that hunter
swiftness or be killed

kiting pet to team
hoping for a good healer
AGM on cooldown

hunter targets heal
heal tanks the arrow barrage
gotta restealth fast

"leaving combat" YES
no hunter dots anymore
free to sneak again

hunter at half life
dots are eating him away
time to claim my kill

before I reach him
an op kitty opens on heal
"rest in pieces lol"

I close in at hunt
ambush finishes his life
still, a bad tradeoff

suddenly moonfire
druid laughs and laughs and spits
what a rude gesture

shifts into cat form
jumps a bit away from me
i should have peeled her

kitty disappears
"jaws" theme plays in the background
oh no I will die

rake stun, shred, shred, shred
a bubble forms around me
HEALER LIVES AGAIN

I fight with new hope
gonna make you pay, feral
do not f with me

cat opens her mouth wide
bright light happens. still alive???
wait that was flash heal

cat is almost dead
only ten percent life left
revenge sure is sweet

popup breaks focus
enemy victorious??
lesson: don't stay mid.
 
Tryptozzar said:
probably based on a true story somewhen. TL; DR: your loss then.

sneaking around here
gonna go ambush that hunt
oh shit he saw me

popping evasion
I dodge that concussive shot
inc that disengage

such speed with posthaste
I cannot catch that hunter
swiftness or be killed

kiting pet to team
hoping for a good healer
AGM on cooldown

hunter targets heal
heal tanks the arrow barrage
gotta restealth fast

"leaving combat" YES
no hunter dots anymore
free to sneak again

hunter at half life
dots are eating him away
time to claim my kill

before I reach him
an op kitty opens on heal
"rest in pieces lol"

I close in at hunt
ambush finishes his life
still, a bad tradeoff

suddenly moonfire
druid laughs and laughs and spits
what a rude gesture

shifts into cat form
jumps a bit away from me
i should have peeled her

kitty disappears
"jaws" theme plays in the background
oh no I will die

rake stun, shred, shred, shred
a bubble forms around me
HEALER LIVES AGAIN

I fight with new hope
gonna make you pay, feral
do not f with me

cat opens her mouth wide
bright light happens. still alive???
wait that was flash heal

cat is almost dead
only ten percent life left
revenge sure is sweet

popup breaks focus
enemy victorious??
lesson: don't stay mid.
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awesome job
 
Swiftness pot a crutch? (5)
I also use drums of rage (7)
A lowbies hero/bloodlust/time warp (5)
 
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