HoneyBadger's Haikus

[Honey Badger]

Tinky Cup, Woot Woot
Classes Banned, Jumps not Allowed
Tinky Cup Dumbed Down



HB Doesn't Care
HB Doesn't Give A $H¥%
I love to Tickle

 

[Honey Badger]

Packing a Big Bowl
WarSong Gulch Que pop, Dayum it
Reque, Puff Puff. Mmm

Grabbing my Car Keys
Jack in the Crack, here I come
The Honey Badger

 

[Allybeboba]

Flood down in Texas
All Internet is down
Tried to mail baby

Can't get no service
Lawd dark clouds are rollin in
I'm out in the rain

 

[Masara]

Alterac Valley
Atrocity battleground
No longer happens

 

[Allybeboba]

Kids feelings are weak
Report my postings they do
Mods they understand

 

[Kilda]

Kids feelings are weak
Report my postings they do
Mods they understand

Allybeboba
Stop feeding the trolls please mate
Have a nice day /cheers

 

[Honey Badger]

Mods Making Haikus
Keeping people well behaved
this $H¥t is Priceless

 

[Allybeboba]

Continuation
Vernacularization
Appreciation

 

[Kilda]

Mods Making Haikus
Keeping people well behaved
this $H¥t is Priceless

Keep posting, HB
I know you really need likes
nearly 420...

 

[Allybeboba]

Mods, they slap my wrists
Ouch! I cry Go on I must
Thesis daughter writes

 

[Kincaide]

Unseasonal floods
My carpet's yanked up and wet
Blower's noise deafens

 

[Allybeboba]

Worse flooding in years
Since tropical storm stalled
Same name as child

Perhaps quinkiedink
That the names also are twink
Allybeboba

 

[Kincaide]

You named your account
After your daughter's real name?
That's terribly cute.

 

[Allybeboba]

All my twinks are named
After my beloved ones
Ally and Sydney

Are just merely two
After Ruin migration
OG know rest

 

[Oniyui]

I have been lurking
in twenties and seventies
this whole bloody time.

 

[Honey Badger]

Master of Mayhem
Clicking and Capping that Flag
The Honey Badger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI

^ Honeybadgers are known to Glitch and terrain Exploit naturally, I can't help it. /Tickle

Keep posting, HB
I know you really need likes
nearly 420...

420 (Ding, Ding, Ding)

 

[Allybeboba]

Thank God it's Friday
Anticipation aqui
I may leave early

 

[Allybeboba]

Hammer being slammed
Threads being closed left and right
Twinks just having fun

 

[Original]

It rains in the gulch,
nineteens go under their e-peens,
because they are large

 

[Metro]

I used to be good
In Cataclysm I reigned
meh, was a hunter