F2P Tales of Woe [Lost Need Rolls, PvP, etc]

Looted a second Magician's Mantle off a random mob in Hillsbrad.. too bad my Warlock already had one! D: WTB on my Druid.
Here's to hoping they allow F2P to use the mail system.
 
So.. I am 1v1ing a hunter. I get him to FOUR hp. He backpeddles away and I sprint after him. He dodges or parries NINE attacks before finally killing me. STILL at FOUR HP. I run back to BS after res'ing. He hasn't eaten/bandaged so he still has 200 HP left. As I am about to ambush him I get DCd. Basically, God loves hunters.

Sorry, I miscounted - 4 parries, 4 dodges, 3 resists. So 11 ways of not hitting him.
 
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This isn't F2P but;

Back in BC when HH first came out, I was playing a holy pally and saw the HH helm. Which was the coolest helm ever in the game at the time. So we are running people through their daily runs and it drops. I need rolled against a warrior, now mind you this was when Ret Paladins were still mostly scoffed at. I think I even said something like "Sorry man, I'll never get to roll on something like this in a raid"

Well sure enough I win it, and the guilt sets in. I tell him I'll keep running it till he gets his. Not knowing it has like a super tiny % drop rate. Well apparently, my karma was all paid up because it dropped for him within 2 more runs.

I didn't find out how rare it was till later when people started complaining about not getting it at all.

Still have it on my old P2P account.

Bob
 
So.. I am 1v1ing a hunter. I get him to FOUR hp. He backpeddles away and I sprint after him. He dodges or parries NINE attacks before finally killing me. STILL at FOUR HP. I run back to BS after res'ing. He hasn't eaten/bandaged so he still has 200 HP left. As I am about to ambush him I get DCd. Basically, God loves hunters.

Sorry, I miscounted - 4 parries, 4 dodges, 3 resists. So 11 ways of not hitting him.
What about Thrown?
 
So.. I am 1v1ing a hunter. I get him to FOUR hp. He backpeddles away and I sprint after him. He dodges or parries NINE attacks before finally killing me. STILL at FOUR HP. I run back to BS after res'ing. He hasn't eaten/bandaged so he still has 200 HP left. As I am about to ambush him I get DCd. Basically, God loves hunters.

Sorry, I miscounted - 4 parries, 4 dodges, 3 resists. So 11 ways of not hitting him.

Foreman's Gloves - Item - World of Warcraft

:p
 
Seems Im not alone in my pain... trying to get my F2Ps geared. I had run Deadmines at least 10 times JUST for the smelting pants. I passed on everything else. The 3 times that it did drop, it got ninja'd by people who couldn't even use them. On the 3rd drop, we had a group clown who was kinda getting on everyone's nerves. He was the heals. He needed on the pants, won them, then said something akin to:

"FUCK. SORRY. I was just fucking with you, I was going to trade them to you but it wont let me." fml. XD

On the 4th drop, when I finally won them, 3 of us rolled on them and I about smashed my head into my keyboard. Thankfully I got them finally.
 
I can't tell you how many times I have lost Wicked Dagger on my rogue. Out of 3 times it dropped, lost one to a feral druid (!) another time to a mage (!!!) Finally got two of them and the Standard Issue Prisoner's Shoes from that rogue boss in SS. I never have to go back there on my rogue :D
 
having trouble uploading a screenie atm, will get to it soon.
 
So we are doing BFD as a 4 man ap group.

The only person not from ap is a lock, being a douche.

I tell everyone from ap to kick him, but it doesnt pass. Ok, I can understand not wanting to kick someone just for that.

Lock dies and afk as a corpse for the last half on the dungeon.

I Initiate another vote kick, which doesn't pass. I can't understand why someone wouldn't vote to kick someone doing that.

Onyx claymore drops, which the lock ninjas.

WTF.
 
So we are doing BFD as a 4 man ap group.

The only person not from ap is a lock, being a douche.

I tell everyone from ap to kick him, but it doesnt pass. Ok, I can understand not wanting to kick someone just for that.

Lock dies and afk as a corpse for the last half on the dungeon.

I Initiate another vote kick, which doesn't pass. I can't understand why someone wouldn't vote to kick someone doing that.

Onyx claymore drops, which the lock ninjas.

WTF.

You should play with PuGs. They don't tolerate anything.

You look at someone the wrong way and you are back in town!
 

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