Chuck Norris

[Druiddroid]

scrubs > walker texas ranger.

all of the actors on scrubs are chuck norris

 

[Touye]

when chuck norris eats airplane food, its tastes good

 

[Touye]

Bumb for Chuck Norris who ate your burger

 

[Chuck norris]

Coolest Chuck Norris Facts

One of the coolest Chuck Norris Facts site I found is definitely http://www.tweetnorris.com/:)

 

[Ramune]

Helen Keller's Favorite color is Chuck Norris.

 

[Cyrexis]

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

 

[Orcgasm]

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.



On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.



Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one



Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.



Chuck Norris let the dogs out

 

[Omgimarogue]

Chuck norris wins the game, always.

FFUUUU i lost the game



chuck norris doesnt do push ups. He pushes the world down

 

[Touye]

400 Fact About Chuck Norris. BEST BOOK EVAH MADE!

 

[Xposure]

Chuck Norris killed a Training Dummy.

 

[fuzzles]

For those of us who played yugioh:



Chuck Norris can destroy Spirit Reaper as a result of battle.

 

[Conrose]

For those of us who played yugioh:



Chuck Norris can destroy Spirit Reaper as a result of battle.

Yu-Gi-Oh player quality around here was ruined by the anime's influence over a good majority of the player population here in CO. At a tourney around here, myself and 3 other M:tG players from my player group literally bought 6 booster packs a piece, built decks with the cards we had and Roflstomped our way to the finals. The most boring $200 each we ever made in our lives.

 

[IamMage]

For those of us who played yugioh:



Chuck Norris can destroy Spirit Reaper as a result of battle.

If you are dueling Chuck Norris and you happen to draw all 5 pieces of Exodia, Chuck Norris wins. Then clears the table and does your sister... 5 TIMES.

 

[Coolzo]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

lol



You win the thread.

 

[thegreenblur]

Chuck Norris had a massive erection while walking down the street, there were no servivors....

 

[Zaske]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

 

[builtokill]

Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he doesn't cry

 

[Samsom]

Chuck norris cant die, he has ankh without cooldown

Chuck norris doesnt have dps bcuz he kill everything in less then a second

Chuck norris became pregnant of his own seed

Chuck norris once poo'd on the street, 10 seconds later it was sold on ebay

 

[McBankington]

Chuck norris cant die, he has ankh without cooldown

Chuck norris doesnt have dps bcuz he kill everything in less then a second

Chuck norris became pregnant of his own seed

Chuck norris once poo'd on the street, 10 seconds later it was sold on ebay

Not only was that last one a prime example of how immature this forced meme is, but it's only funny to children and immature people that won't ever get a girlfriend.

 

[Falkor]

most of these suck. yugioh sucks. oh and did you know these started off as vin diesil jokes. too bad chuck norris took off, vin disiel has gone down in popularity