Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.



Lightning never strikes in the same place twice bcause lightning knows Chuck Norris is looking for it.



Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



Most people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas..



If at first you don't succeed you're not Chuck Norris



Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
 
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris looked into a mirror and saw himself, and he said no one outstares Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris won. period.

Chuck Norris can eat just one lay's chips.

Chuck Norris dont follow fashion, fashion follow him. But nobody follows Chuck Norris soo he round house kick fashion.
 
Chuck Norris once created a rock so big that not even he could lift it, then he lifted it anyway just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.



Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-toe, in retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.



There are two types of women in the world, those who want to have sex with Chuck Norris, and those that want to have sex with Chuck Norris, AGAIN.
 
whoa, look out for the pokemon nerd
 
Falkor said:
whoa, look out for the pokemon nerd
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I will admit I still some times play old pokemon games because the new ones fucking suck. I am ashamed of myself but whatever.

I think I'll go have fun on my pokemon emerald now.
 
Druiddroid said:
i'm not sure if you're either trolling or if you lived in a cave during the 90s
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nah i was the right age for pokemon in the 90s. i watch every episode at 7am before school, had all the games (finally grew out of it & stopped after ruby), and played the card game. altho if i remember correctly i didnt really play it that often, i just collected them mostly - aka wasted my money. damn i coulda had so much cash if i hadnt blown it back then...oh well, live and learn then die. even with all the pokemon in my life i never would have posted/remembered the difference between an offensive attack/effect and a status attack..if they're even different
 
I will never forget the difference between support moves offensive attacks and offensive effects, mostly because of abras fucking annoying teleport suuport move and Kogas vileplum spamming poison spells that would rape your party.
 
McBankington said:
I will never forget the difference between support moves offensive attacks and offensive effects, mostly because of abras fucking annoying teleport suuport move and Kogas vileplum spamming poison spells that would rape your party.
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I don't know what you are trying to say. All I know is that Fire Blast --> Dead
 
Quelfep said:
I don't know what you are trying to say. All I know is that Fire Blast --> Dead
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First gen only good fire pokemon we're magmar and Charizard, I started with squirtle cos blastoise is a fucking tank and magmar is a faggot I was not interesting in raising for one boss. Moltrese doesn't count.
 
McBankington said:
I will admit I still some times play old pokemon games because the new ones fucking suck. I am ashamed of myself but whatever.

I think I'll go have fun on my pokemon emerald now.
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apparently they are coming out with remakes of the old silver and gold versions
 
McBankington said:
I'm playing the silver remake right now. ಠ_ಠ
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Soul Silver and Heart Gold. They are becoming Blizzard now. " lol we cn jst remak hao it wus b4 nd ppl wil by"



edit: [video=youtube;bD2jA051dXk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD2jA051dXk&feature=related[/video] looks cool enough



then i thought of something: legendary dogs. think... dogs. ROFL
 
They remade the first and second game to make them better. (Fire Red/Leaf Green) but they have shit from the newest generations games, plus the remade first gen games we're game packed of shit not seen before and a shit ton of islands for unown and other legendaries, ft. Deoxys. This silver/gold version has better graphics and allt hat shit, plus it brought back pokemon yellows having a pokemon outside of battle follow you except this time, it's any pokemon. (It also comes with some stupid Pokewalker device thing which is a pedometer, and if you reach x amount of steps you can level your pokemon.) the world wide trading center and the battle towers, plus this new pokemon mini game building thats pretty stupid and amusing.

I feel like a 9 year old but fuck that I'm having fun.
 
McBankington said:
They remade the first and second game to make them better. (Fire Red/Leaf Green) but they have shit from the newest generations games, plus the remade first gen games we're game packed of shit not seen before and a shit ton of islands for unown and other legendaries, ft. Deoxys. This silver/gold version has better graphics and allt hat shit, plus it brought back pokemon yellows having a pokemon outside of battle follow you except this time, it's any pokemon. (It also comes with some stupid Pokewalker device thing which is a pedometer, and if you reach x amount of steps you can level your pokemon.) the world wide trading center and the battle towers, plus this new pokemon mini game building thats pretty stupid and amusing.

I feel like a 9 year old but fuck that I'm having fun.
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It looks cool, but I can't see my self spending a lot of money for it
 
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