You might be a noob if...

[Yesintheface]

...you dismount 50 ft from a node to kill one player that already has 4 other noobs beating on him.



...you stand there watching a teammate cap a node with your back to the GY.



...you attempt to cap/guard a node as a shaman without being in ghostwolf form.



...as a rogue, your idea of helping the FC is to stay in stealth looking for that juicy opener.



...you're in the AB enemy spawn point and it isn't a 5-cap.



...continue

 

[Atotem]

...if you're a paladin thats holding the flag and you bubble.



...if you're a shaman and you don't have purge keybind. (trust me, i've seen a few who don't even know they have a purge spell)



...if you're a warrior who doesn't have defensive stance at level 32.. no comment lmao.



that's all I have for now but yeah, keep 'em coming!

 

[Velocemorte]

...you mount with the flag.



...you're a paladin and you shield yourself with the flag to save from dying.



...you fail to pick up the flag after your teammate drops it solely because you're too busy killing the lower levels in the BG.



...you're the FC and decide to camp out on the western rock to farm HKs.



...you're the Alliance FC and think that the tunnel roof is a smart place to hide.

 

[Yesintheface]

...if you grab speedy boots on the way into the enemy flag room.

 

[Yesintheface]

...if you're a druid that doesn't have a powershift macro.

 

[Druiddroid]

...your FC aggroes 5 people, runs out to the ramp, dies 100 yards from the cap spot, and then you regrab the flag and go ramp and not tunnel.



...you use evasion against a caster.



...you use sprint when a mage is about to throw polymorph on you.



...you decide to judgement a target that is polymorphed (i have really bad issues with ret paladins breaking polys).



...you decide to use both blind and vanish in the same 5 second period of time.



...you use rend instead of hamstring after your charge.



...you disengage into a hill or rock.



...you use travel form with JoJ on you.



...you think that killing random targets in WSG means you're allowed to brag about it in /bg.



...you flame the guy that is flag carrying for not having a KB.

 

[Unstablle]

... getting feared with sprint up ><

... bandaging before the last arcane missile hits you

... vaniish with bleeds/dots

... pyroblast when 1000 people are attacking you in melee range

... serpent sting polyed targets

... use LB in a 1v1

... if u free action pot in pugs

... try and run away slowed with your back to a rogue

... emote spam when u and 4 others kill me/whoever else

... use really dumb excuses when you lose

 

[Unstablle]

... saying that kbs matter

 

[Velocemorte]

...you try to polymorph the travel formed druid.

 

[Unstablle]

... when you are way too serious in bgs

 

[Yesintheface]

...you don't realize there's more to being a retpaly than zomgstunburstdmgbrdleader.

 

[Unstablle]

... if youre a priest and you dont MC people off of lm cliff.

 

[Yesintheface]

...if you're a shaman or druid and get MCed off the LM cliff.

 

[Velocemorte]

...you're a druid or shaman that gets hibernated by a druid or feared by a hunter while they're either your focus or target.



...you're a retadin, spriest, ele shaman, or balance druid and don't heal since it's not your spec.



...you bubble-hearth in a BG.



...you immediately break CC on an FC and don't inflict some sort of snare to replace it.

 

[Druiddroid]

...you try to polymorph the travel formed druid.

...you, the druid, trinket out of poly

... emote spam when u and 4 others kill me/whoever else

actually that's good tactics. you should change it to:



...when you get pissed off by an emote spammer

 

[Yesintheface]

Hrm, yeah. I'm gonna disagree on emote spam being good tactics just because it clouds up the chat box. But that's for another thread.



...you don't water walk and ghostwolf over water as a shaman.

 

[Unstablle]

... if you don't sell invis detect adn underwater breathing in trade chat for 2g each buff

 

[Flagadin]

-you ask me how i got the hat

-you ask me 5 minutes later how i got the boots

-you ask me how i got the AGM

-you ask me how i got Hook Of The Master Angler

-you wisper to me HEAL FFS when i'm oom

-you tell me to give you the flag

-you ask:"WSG?

-you ask:"Can u prot my char for a minute?-->bathroom"

-you yell:"Gimme 1g plz, pay u back!"

-you tell me u tried fishing in org, but never caught the hat

-your last name is Saibot (Noob Saibot, Mortal Combat)



Hehe...

 

[Unstablle]

... you think cake is better than pie (ITS NOT)

... you have the name twink in your name (in most cases)

... if u dont heal as a holy dps priest lol

... if you dont have glyph of polymorph penguin

 

[Velocemorte]

-your last name is Saibot (Noob Saibot, Mortal Combat)

This made me lol. I'm a huge MK fan (btw it's spelled Kombat )