You might be a F2P Twink if .................?

[Tankatonic]

if one AGM just isnt enough
if u start achivement hunting on a f2p account
if you do cooking dailies until you have enough for chefs hat
if you collect enough pets for stinker
if you have so much honor and justice points you start buying rep for them in dalaran

 

[Mesikämmen]

If you spec into speed of light
If you spam denounce until you die yourself

 

[Hosszupuska]

If your most consumed beverage is Halaani whiskey.
If you farmed lvl64-65 mobs just to get enough reputation to set your HS to Nagrand.
If you are upset but happy at the same time,when a lvl90 char arrives to Halaa to wipe out the remaining guards...after you bombarded most of them to death in 30min.
If you go afk at a bg in ghostform after killed and realized,that your grp doesnt have a healer,nor a lvl24;while 80% of the enemy is lvl24,and 50% of them are healers.
If you celebrate every achievment like it would be your birthday.
If you wonder about,how could ppl pay for this unbalanced,utter piece of **** game.
If you being killed by higher lvl chars while farming lvl30-65 mobs, altough you are not even at a contested territory, and not on a pvp server (yeah,5 min pvp flag sucks).
If your money cap is at 10gold,but you have stuff that worth hundreds of gold in your bank.
If you feel proud about the fact,that you dont pay for any and everything,yet you are competitive against the ppl who do pay.

 

[Lil]

If you celebrate every achievment like it would be your birthday.

Wow way to make me feel old :/

 

[Hosszupuska]

And one more:
if you browse f2p forums at twinkinfo.com while servers are down

 

[Mephisto]

If you occasionally fraternize with the "enemy" to play a few games together for fun. ???

 

[Nakedplumber]

if you really enjoy leveling profs to get useless consumables

 

[Snowjobs]

if picnic and dance parties are a part of ur daily wsg.

 

[Crisdolmeth]

You spend all your money on weed sad but true.

 

[Hosszupuska]

Meh,not anymore,i grow my own,but that involves spending money on stuff to be able to grow weed
Still,im having my dope for lot less money,and i know for sure its not tainted.
Sry for derail,i just had to mention this:
GROW YOUR OWN,dont give out money to dealers,that is just worse,than playing lvl24.

 

[Sly]

Pineapple Express - "The monkey's out of the bottle" - YouTube

 

[The Saint]

if you're a druid, paladin, or any type of healer.

 

[The Saint]

Meh,not anymore,i grow my own,but that involves spending money on stuff to be able to grow weed
Still,im having my dope for lot less money,and i know for sure its not tainted.
Sry for derail,i just had to mention this:
GROW YOUR OWN,dont give out money to dealers,that is just worse,than playing lvl24.

no, i would say being a pot head is worse than playing a 24. but who knows...

 

[danny glover]

...if a shadow priest one shots you with zero orbs up.

no, i would say being a pot head is worse than playing a 24. but who knows...

i feel worse for people who play this game sober.

 

[Waterworks]

- If you skipped over all of Saint's posts because you recognized the sig he made in paint.
- You could roll through every starting zone with your eyes closed.
- You've been tickled by Honeybadger
- You made your first F2P toon on a server you mained on

Can list so many more but I should really get back to work.

 

[deadlyturtle]

you might be a f2p twink if YOU LIVE IN A VAN.. DOWN BY THE RIVER..

 

[bigdip]

When the fishing promoter tells you to come back when you are more qualified, despite winning the tourney.

 

[Crisdolmeth]

...if a shadow priest one shots you with zero orbs up.



i feel worse for people who play this game sober.

^ Idk what saint is talking about being a pot head. he must draw hitler mustaches with sharpies still to get contact high's.