What's Your Burnt Toast Ratio?

Say roast five times fast!

Roast
Roast
Roast
Roast
Roast





What do you put in a toaster?

Roast!

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WHY AM l LlKE CAPPED
 
Actually, there is something about this BTR...
We all eat toasts while playing, Im quite sure about that, so.... if u burn a lot of toasts regulary, it means that ur sooo addicted to the game (not even able to stand up and take a toast out of the toaster in right time) that u have to be a good player.
There should be a uselessly boiled water ratio (UBWR) as well...
 
All this time I've been drinking to my health while playing, and you mean to tell me it was about bread the whole time?
 
I here by announce the OFFICIALopening of TEAM TOAST - the spiritual successor to TEAM SWAG

You will name your character ____toast.

Options include flavours/bread types/condiments

E.G Jellytoast

Peanutbuttertoast

Chocolatetoast

etc etc

nah im jk lol

F2P is dead.
 
I'd say I have a 1:7 burnt toast ratio.

Converted to a fraction the expression would be that I burn my toast every 1 out of 7 events (toast making). 1/7=14.29%(to the nearest thousandths place)

14.29%*1-0=14.29%

(100-14.29)/bullshit*(fogballs+racoonsassholes)= 85.71%

Which puts my Modified Burnt Toast Ratio at 85.71% meaning that I'm 85.71% less likely to burn toast than the average twinkinfo.com forum user which makes me at least 85.71% better than the average twinkinfo.com forum user.

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Oh wait, I forgot to but large, red, bold text to make me look more intelligent.
It's like the fake glasses of the internet.
 
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