[US] WoW Twink Haikus

[Tom Ganks]

example: (119)

Got my timewalking (5 syllables)
Got my anniversary (7 syllables)
Plz Blizz don't nerf me (5 syllables)

To celebrate being on this site for 6 years, I'll be doing a little give-away. One haiku entry per user. Best one will win a $20 Bnet gift card.

Theme must be WoW Twinking.

Winner will be chosen in my bias, but high like-count also helps.

 

[Captain]

My ass is tingling
His cock is raw
That fury warrior sits over me long and hard
I’m too lazy to finish the poem, but I’m this xpac, this is all I saw

 

[Tom Ganks]

@Captain that's like 5/4/12 syllables. Not a haiku, but I appreciate the effort.

 

[Light]

state of bfa

pop drums of fury
frag belt bomb and sader swap
slash spit on target

 

[Chops]

It's all skill, not gear
I tell myself as I spend
rent on Shadowfang

 

[Light]

guys just let me have this

 

[Zisa]

Surrounded at flag
Healing in eye of the storm
Shining Force, Popcorn

 

[Tzvetan]

My XP is off
I play the game how I like
No gear treadmill here.

Where shall we farm now?
Silithus, or Burning Steppes?
Check the loot table.

Auction house sniper
I got a scaled Eye of Flame
For only Two K.

Beware, enemies:
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
Instant pyroblast.

If you use Ramstein's
You're probably bad at WoW
Stop crutching, baddies.

PvP forums
Where the real battles happen
Those kids hate us BAD.

I could keep going
For a really long time, but
I'm slacking at work.

 

[Thotfc]

Yo Rob let's link up
I am twinking 119
Ile carry you in pugs



.... Btag baine#1831

 

[Warlord Daboo]

February Two
Comes The War for Nagrand and
You should attend it

Haha everyone come participate in the largest wpvp battle 19 twinks have ever seen! Every 19 twink is invited!!!

https://xpoff.com/threads/the-war-for-nagrand-february-2nd-large-scale-wpvp-battle.82445/

 

[Crystalpall]

(I’m EU so I just join in for fun)

Achievements are fun
We even have a ranking!
Nobody cares though

 

[Kirise]

Yet another run
Please Blizz, let this be the drop
But to no avail

 

[cucamonga]

Solo queue as heals
All my team is levelers
I stay in Wisp form

Gems are from BC
Panda trinket, Cata clothes
80's are the best

(I know you said one per, but these are fun)

 

[Donor]

pop speed pot run flag
glad I queued my worgen hag
flag cunt on the rag

 

[Puempeekstoh]

So you want to twink
Farm Shadowfang for endless weeks
Welcome to nineteens

 

[Tom Ganks]

I'll be ending this in a few hours

 

[Zombie Mochi]

Sodium chloride
From my enemies doth flow
Sustains my twink heart

 

[Tom Ganks]

Will decide winner shortly.

No haikus past this post will be crowned the winner.
[doublepost=1547103836,1547093244][/doublepost]The winner was @Light

Congrats