[US] WoW Twink Haikus

Tom Ganks

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example: (119)

Got my timewalking (5 syllables)
Got my anniversary (7 syllables)
Plz Blizz don't nerf me (5 syllables)

To celebrate being on this site for 6 years, I'll be doing a little give-away. One haiku entry per user. Best one will win a $20 Bnet gift card.

Theme must be WoW Twinking.

Winner will be chosen in my bias, but high like-count also helps.


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My XP is off
I play the game how I like
No gear treadmill here.

Where shall we farm now?
Silithus, or Burning Steppes?
Check the loot table.

Auction house sniper
I got a scaled Eye of Flame
For only Two K.

Beware, enemies:
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
Instant pyroblast.

If you use Ramstein's
You're probably bad at WoW
Stop crutching, baddies.

PvP forums
Where the real battles happen
Those kids hate us BAD.

I could keep going
For a really long time, but
I'm slacking at work.
 
Yo Rob let's link up
I am twinking 119
Ile carry you in pugs



.... Btag baine#1831
 
Solo queue as heals
All my team is levelers
I stay in Wisp form

Gems are from BC
Panda trinket, Cata clothes
80's are the best

(I know you said one per, but these are fun)
 
Will decide winner shortly.

No haikus past this post will be crowned the winner.
[doublepost=1547103836,1547093244][/doublepost]The winner was @Light

Congrats
 

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