Thread for US Morons to Bitch about the opposing faction.

Fapping and a few comparisons:

Preschool graduation party - congrats you finally stopped eating glue(but did you really?).
39 Twink video featuring lvl 30 kills only.
First place in a 1 person race.
Winning an arm wrestling competition against a quad amputee.


There is a trend here, i hope you are picking up on it but I am reluctant to say I am 100% because.. well.. you might be a fapper.
LMAO ok, now we have a new frontrunner for post of the week!
 
You really must not have played this game much. Scatter Shot, Ice Trap, Blind, Sap, Fear (War/Priest/Lock), Flash Bomb/Scare Beast (vs Druid), Polymorph, Felhunter, Dispel, Mind Control, Rocket Helm, and I'm probably missing some. Yes, Horde have one more called Purge.
My memory must be off about dispel and felhunter. I thought they could not dispel FAPs for some reason.

I’d like to explore the CCs you listed and highlight their weaknesses.

Scatter shot - specced into and breaks on damage.
Ice trap - must be placed out of combat, breaks on damage.
Blind, polymorph - breaks on damage.
Fear, MC, Scare beast - sometimes breaks on damage.
Sap - FAPper must be out of combat.
Felhunter - user could have many buffs, not reliable.
Dispel - reliable, spammable, like purge.

Most of these forms of CC are going to be either A) limited or B) unusable if we are trying to coordinate a kill on someone, especially like an FC that’s actively running away.

Alliance need more priests!!!
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Confidence and attitude will help you get things done about it. I will leave it at that.
Do you use FAPs?
 
My memory must be off about dispel and felhunter. I thought they could not dispel FAPs for some reason.

I’d like to explore the CCs you listed and highlight their weaknesses.

Scatter shot - specced into and breaks on damage.
Ice trap - must be placed out of combat, breaks on damage.
Blind, polymorph - breaks on damage.
Fear, MC, Scare beast - sometimes breaks on damage.
Sap - FAPper must be out of combat.
Felhunter - user could have many buffs, not reliable.
Dispel - reliable, spammable, like purge.

Most of these forms of CC are going to be either A) limited or B) unusable if we are trying to coordinate a kill on someone, especially like an FC that’s actively running away.

Alliance need more priests!!!
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Do you use FAPs?

On occasion, not much though.
 
Good god I cant wait to get my 39 running so I can use every consumable under the sun
 
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@Keklol,

The fact that you safespot like this is straight up cowardly, You and your friend Rimshot(taking direction from you) and double flaring/frost trapping because you know we have three rogues that are incapable of getting to where you are at because speed is needed IS SAFESPOTTING. Helm Charge? no path available.

Doing this shit does not help our community whatsoever and will only result in less people playing our bracket. Ask your horde team mates how they feel when theyre already waiting in long queues to play. FOUR people on your team afked out of that match because of your shit play style. Take the loss next time and move on.

The only player in this match i can give props to is Written. Thank you for not actively participating in this shit.
 
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@Keklol,

The fact that you safespot like this is straight up cowardly, You and your friend Rimshot(taking direction from you) and double flaring/frost trapping because you know we have three rogues that are incapable of getting to where you are at because speed is needed IS SAFESPOTTING. Helm Charge? no path available.

Doing this shit does not help our community whatsoever and will only result in less people playing our bracket. Ask your horde team mates how they feel when theyre already waiting in long queues to play. FOUR people on your team afked out of that match because of your shit play style. Take the loss next time and move on.

The only player in this match i can give props to is Written. Thank you for not actively participating in this shit.
Ill have you know that Keklol didnt tell me to do shit thank you very much.... the double flare was my idea.
 
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@Keklol,

The fact that you safespot like this is straight up cowardly, You and your friend Rimshot(taking direction from you) and double flaring/frost trapping because you know we have three rogues that are incapable of getting to where you are at because speed is needed IS SAFESPOTTING. Helm Charge? no path available.

Doing this shit does not help our community whatsoever and will only result in less people playing our bracket. Ask your horde team mates how they feel when theyre already waiting in long queues to play. FOUR people on your team afked out of that match because of your shit play style. Take the loss next time and move on.

The only player in this match i can give props to is Written. Thank you for not actively participating in this shit.
To everyone that complains about me safespotting, roll a Tauren instead of crying about me using an available terrain in game for its intended use. I would expect nothing less from you.
 
To everyone that complains about me safespotting, roll a Tauren instead of crying about me using an available terrain in game for its intended use. I would expect nothing less from you.
I knew you were Keklol xD
 
Ill have you know that Keklol didnt tell me to do shit thank you very much.... the double flare was my idea.
Keklol knows damn well that with a hunter flaring/frost trapping that cart absolutely ensures his survivability if he stays up there.. And every moment he was forced to jump down/move from that cart he got shit on (hence the zero caps as a flag running druid). When you noticed we were in flag room waiting for him, double flaring 2nd floor/ramp entrance and gy flag room entrance was actually really smart. I havent seen anyone do that before, but then again the circumstances called for it - props to you for doing so. However, that is solely based on Kek doing some sideways shit. If he was playing the game in a moral way he would have pulled the usual sit roof and flare/trap tunnel entrance like Sogeking and Offensive do when guarding FCs and games are tight. We have had very long games that were very contended and was super fun because of it. Like I said before, Early Endgame wants and welcomes competition.

However, if he wants to continue that shit, any game I see Kek in ill make sure the game last 5 hours while I go drink a beer at the local bar down the block. After all... "Its a simple jump, not my fault youre a retard". If he wants to keep things gravy ill refund him the 30 free action potions he used to make sure he could get to an exploit spot in time to survive and waste all of our time.
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To everyone that complains about me safespotting, roll a Tauren instead of crying about me using an available terrain in game for its intended use. I would expect nothing less from you.
rofl wtf does being a tauren have to do with getting into that spot. youre a druid. the only class that can do that besides a hunter with aspect of the cheetah on. and even then, they get dazed if theyre attacked (Like if theyre trying to return the flag?????????) what a shit excuse.
 
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Don't want to start a thread for this. How's the faction balance right now? Too heavy on healers on one side or the other?
(US servers)
 
Abo
Don't want to start a thread for this. How's the faction balance right now? Too heavy on healers on one side or the other?
(US servers)
ut the same amount of heavy hitters on each side, Horde generally dominates later in the evening, Alliance seems to get their shares of wins earlier in the day/evening. I would suggest you make a horde toon to help with the queue times and variety.
 
Keklol knows damn well that with a hunter flaring/frost trapping that cart absolutely ensures his survivability if he stays up there.. And every moment he was forced to jump down/move from that cart he got shit on (hence the zero caps as a flag running druid). When you noticed we were in flag room waiting for him, double flaring 2nd floor/ramp entrance and gy flag room entrance was actually really smart. I havent seen anyone do that before, but then again the circumstances called for it - props to you for doing so. However, that is solely based on Kek doing some sideways shit. If he was playing the game in a moral way he would have pulled the usual sit roof and flare/trap tunnel entrance like Sogeking and Offensive do when guarding FCs and games are tight. We have had very long games that were very contended and was super fun because of it. Like I said before, Early Endgame wants and welcomes competition.

However, if he wants to continue that shit, any game I see Kek in ill make sure the game last 5 hours while I go drink a beer at the local bar down the block. After all... "Its a simple jump, not my fault youre a retard". If he wants to keep things gravy ill refund him the 30 free action potions he used to make sure he could get to an exploit spot in time to survive and waste all of our time.
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rofl wtf does being a tauren have to do with getting into that spot. youre a druid. the only class that can do that besides a hunter with aspect of the cheetah on. and even then, they get dazed if theyre attacked (Like if theyre trying to return the flag?????????) what a shit excuse.

I'm generally wiith you, but I'm not entirely sure you can only get on the cart with a speed boost or as certain classes, I think that's doable for everyone.
 
I'm generally wiith you, but I'm not entirely sure you can only get on the cart with a speed boost or as certain classes, I think that's doable for everyone.
ding ding ding! we have a winner! there's 3 different ways to get on that cart that I know of.

Darrel's just mad he couldn't get past my 33 hunter and had to come cry on the forums
 
Abo

ut the same amount of heavy hitters on each side, Horde generally dominates later in the evening, Alliance seems to get their shares of wins earlier in the day/evening. I would suggest you make a horde toon to help with the queue times and variety.

Just trying to understand how more Horde = better queue? What are your wait times?
 
Keklol knows damn well that with a hunter flaring/frost trapping that cart absolutely ensures his survivability if he stays up there.. And every moment he was forced to jump down/move from that cart he got shit on (hence the zero caps as a flag running druid). When you noticed we were in flag room waiting for him, double flaring 2nd floor/ramp entrance and gy flag room entrance was actually really smart. I havent seen anyone do that before, but then again the circumstances called for it - props to you for doing so. However, that is solely based on Kek doing some sideways shit. If he was playing the game in a moral way he would have pulled the usual sit roof and flare/trap tunnel entrance like Sogeking and Offensive do when guarding FCs and games are tight. We have had very long games that were very contended and was super fun because of it. Like I said before, Early Endgame wants and welcomes competition.

However, if he wants to continue that shit, any game I see Kek in ill make sure the game last 5 hours while I go drink a beer at the local bar down the block. After all... "Its a simple jump, not my fault youre a retard". If he wants to keep things gravy ill refund him the 30 free action potions he used to make sure he could get to an exploit spot in time to survive and waste all of our time.
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rofl wtf does being a tauren have to do with getting into that spot. youre a druid. the only class that can do that besides a hunter with aspect of the cheetah on. and even then, they get dazed if theyre attacked (Like if theyre trying to return the flag?????????) what a shit excuse.
Do you think that use of FAPs promotes moral and competitive gameplay?
 
Just trying to understand how more Horde = better queue? What are your wait times?
Our wait times are always instant if not 4 minutes max. Long queue times often result in one side not being able to get a full teams worth of people queued at once. For example, if there are 30 alliance players queueing for wsg, and only 15 horde players queueing, then only ten people will get into queue on alliance side while 20 are shut on on horde etc. I guess this could go each way but i have noticed that when queues are long in general its because not enough people in your faction and bracket queueing
 
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Our wait times are always instant if not 4 minutes max. Long queue times often result in one side not being able to get a full teams worth of people queued at once. For example, if there are 30 alliance players queueing for wsg, and only 15 horde players queueing, then only ten people will get into queue on alliance side while 20 are shut on on horde etc. I guess this could go each way but i have noticed that when queues are long in general its because not enough people in your faction and bracket queueing

Your logic is exactly backwards. The faction with the quickest queue has the fewest players. Horde often suffers 15 min+ wait times, aka we have way more players in the queue.
 

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