Shearmonster
Legend
Greetings All, I would like to tell a story. it all started mid Cataclysm I was doing my daily things on Thunderhorn when out of nowhere the server was flooded with 70Twinks, i had previously only ever twinked 19 in BC. i followed this crowd of hooligans. Moving forward 6months. Me and my sexy babybear cutiepie Boris has super fun! he wanted me to always play 85, i wanted him to play 70, he always explained why would he play 70 when he can get no real reward, and its just a braindead bracket full of people who failed at max level.
Moving on to MoP i started this expansion late, so i was very behind on gear. it was still the same story, Boris wanted me to play 90, i wanted him to play 70. He was initially just going for glad, and he was in range for a long time, although his 2 partners had pretty much quit on him due to R so he always wanted me for 3s on his alt mage, or 2s. 1week ago, after a lot of whineing i got him access to my buddys 70 mage, and he played a few games on thunderhorn, maybe 10 or so, with another undergeared 70 pala, both no proffessions. he had an RAF account, so 4days ago i boosted him to 70 on his own mage on stormscale. he told me how easy the bracket was and i was going over the top saying he needed Engineering and BiS. 3days ago i put money on us getting 2.2 Within 8 days. that would give him time for some extra raid resets and maybe engineering. Lets go back to 2days. we did sunwell/BT he got nothing special a staff from sunwell and some tier. We did a super secret hard to do Honor grind that is about 2k honor/hour so he was ready to go.
Yesterday i came home around 2pm. Instantly he got sexually excited over the game and me and stuff. We started 2s. over the next 6 hours we played 62games, Probably 50games were protpala/disc or just other super OP prot pala cleaves. we fought through, it consisted of very silly loses due to Boris having his first time @ 70 and did not expect the random RNG 1shots, i cried sometimes when he did not block where instinctly to me i would have playing this bracket.
He had always told me how easy this Bracket was and how poor the players were,
Everybody knows that for most 70, all they do is play the most FOTM setups in the world to still fail to achieve 2.2
I however playing a shadow priest, still do not playing Shadowpriest/healer comps, apart from playing With Meat to 2.2, but Monks are funsys!
Moving on 6hours and 62games. Boris Hit 2.2k No engineering, no proffessions, poor gear, blue trinkets and Huzzaarr.
This is the story of just how bad this bracket is. Despite being 52-10 Most losses due to boris having no idea when to block JK 70 1shot. We persisted and we achieved. This post is very random, i post this as i wait for my sexy Boris to log on.
on a sidenote.
Anybody who plays Protpala/Discpriest can die in a steaming hole
the damage is fine, its 70, you expect 1shots but the tank class-not dieing, braindeadness is not acceptable. and please hit a rebuke on me. i get very suprised and horny when people do due to the rare occasion
Grammar Police Please enjoy this thread. only got a D in English all those years ago. COME AT ME WITH MAH SPELLING SON Anyways
This is Boris Trý @ Stormscale - Community - World of Warcraft
Ill remind everybody. Me and Boris did not take this seriously at all. and that helps to win, i finally got my baby to 70. and having a partner that does not rage is 100x better.
Cya later sexies. and remember. I Will Love You And Respect You. Providing you do not Disrespect me or run SuperGayComps =]
Love you all lots. and ill enjoy the forthcoming 25min games. Because bitches if you try 25min me. I will only turn around and 25min you back. Remember. i don't have a life either.
Moving on to MoP i started this expansion late, so i was very behind on gear. it was still the same story, Boris wanted me to play 90, i wanted him to play 70. He was initially just going for glad, and he was in range for a long time, although his 2 partners had pretty much quit on him due to R so he always wanted me for 3s on his alt mage, or 2s. 1week ago, after a lot of whineing i got him access to my buddys 70 mage, and he played a few games on thunderhorn, maybe 10 or so, with another undergeared 70 pala, both no proffessions. he had an RAF account, so 4days ago i boosted him to 70 on his own mage on stormscale. he told me how easy the bracket was and i was going over the top saying he needed Engineering and BiS. 3days ago i put money on us getting 2.2 Within 8 days. that would give him time for some extra raid resets and maybe engineering. Lets go back to 2days. we did sunwell/BT he got nothing special a staff from sunwell and some tier. We did a super secret hard to do Honor grind that is about 2k honor/hour so he was ready to go.
Yesterday i came home around 2pm. Instantly he got sexually excited over the game and me and stuff. We started 2s. over the next 6 hours we played 62games, Probably 50games were protpala/disc or just other super OP prot pala cleaves. we fought through, it consisted of very silly loses due to Boris having his first time @ 70 and did not expect the random RNG 1shots, i cried sometimes when he did not block where instinctly to me i would have playing this bracket.
He had always told me how easy this Bracket was and how poor the players were,
Everybody knows that for most 70, all they do is play the most FOTM setups in the world to still fail to achieve 2.2
I however playing a shadow priest, still do not playing Shadowpriest/healer comps, apart from playing With Meat to 2.2, but Monks are funsys!
Moving on 6hours and 62games. Boris Hit 2.2k No engineering, no proffessions, poor gear, blue trinkets and Huzzaarr.
This is the story of just how bad this bracket is. Despite being 52-10 Most losses due to boris having no idea when to block JK 70 1shot. We persisted and we achieved. This post is very random, i post this as i wait for my sexy Boris to log on.
on a sidenote.
Anybody who plays Protpala/Discpriest can die in a steaming hole
the damage is fine, its 70, you expect 1shots but the tank class-not dieing, braindeadness is not acceptable. and please hit a rebuke on me. i get very suprised and horny when people do due to the rare occasion Grammar Police Please enjoy this thread. only got a D in English all those years ago. COME AT ME WITH MAH SPELLING SON Anyways
This is Boris Trý @ Stormscale - Community - World of Warcraft
Ill remind everybody. Me and Boris did not take this seriously at all. and that helps to win, i finally got my baby to 70. and having a partner that does not rage is 100x better.
Cya later sexies. and remember. I Will Love You And Respect You. Providing you do not Disrespect me or run SuperGayComps =]
Love you all lots. and ill enjoy the forthcoming 25min games. Because bitches if you try 25min me. I will only turn around and 25min you back. Remember. i don't have a life either.
