EU+US Tence's Guide to Scumbag Healing

Got a new mini guide for you all!

Tence's guide to staying wholesome in an increasingly unwholesome environment...

In this sea of egos, drama, personalities, and competition its easy to get swept up in all the chaos. It seems like with every new xpac it just gets worse and worse as the community continues to circle the drain. Rather than joining the herd and contributing to the community's downfall I offer a different solution (the W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach).

W -> What would Fat Al do?
H -> Roll a healer (Healers are the most wholesome class)
O -> Objective play is best play
L -> Less toxicity more positivity
E -> Everyone is a friend is you're brave enough
S -> Stop taking the game so seriously (guys its like 15 years old people need to chill)
O -> Seriously people play the objective, stop farming random pugs for 20 mins
M -> Mages are cancer avoid at all costs
E -> Endeavour to stay gold at all costs

Benefits of the W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach
-> Impossible to tilt
-> Free invites to groups as soon as you log in
-> Free gold/items (because everyone likes you)
-> Actual meaningful connections with people
-> You don't even have to be good at the game

Utilizing this radical new W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach I predict massive community growth within the next quarter!
 
tence said:
Got a new mini guide for you all!

Tence's guide to staying wholesome in an increasingly unwholesome environment...

In this sea of egos, drama, personalities, and competition its easy to get swept up in all the chaos. It seems like with every new xpac it just gets worse and worse as the community continues to circle the drain. Rather than joining the herd and contributing to the community's downfall I offer a different solution (the W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach).

W -> What would Fat Al do?
H -> Roll a healer (Healers are the most wholesome class)
O -> Objective play is best play
L -> Less toxicity more positivity
E -> Everyone is a friend is you're brave enough
S -> Stop taking the game so seriously (guys its like 15 years old people need to chill)
O -> Seriously people play the objective, stop farming random pugs for 20 mins
M -> Mages are cancer avoid at all costs
E -> Endeavour to stay gold at all costs

Benefits of the W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach
-> Impossible to tilt
-> Free invites to groups as soon as you log in
-> Free gold/items (because everyone likes you)
-> Actual meaningful connections with people
-> You don't even have to be good at the game

Utilizing this radical new W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach I predict massive community growth within the next quarter!
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gon start 2 farm 4 fang set n foam rn
<3
 
Donor said:
gon start 2 farm 4 fang set n foam rn
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yo
no need
this guide so gud
just implemented the system as ww
can confirm its legit af

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tence said:
Got a new mini guide for you all!

Tence's guide to staying wholesome in an increasingly unwholesome environment...

In this sea of egos, drama, personalities, and competition its easy to get swept up in all the chaos. It seems like with every new xpac it just gets worse and worse as the community continues to circle the drain. Rather than joining the herd and contributing to the community's downfall I offer a different solution (the W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach).

W -> What would Fat Al do?
H -> Roll a healer (Healers are the most wholesome class)
O -> Objective play is best play
L -> Less toxicity more positivity
E -> Everyone is a friend is you're brave enough
S -> Stop taking the game so seriously (guys its like 15 years old people need to chill)
O -> Seriously people play the objective, stop farming random pugs for 20 mins
M -> Mages are cancer avoid at all costs
E -> Endeavour to stay gold at all costs

Benefits of the W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach
-> Impossible to tilt
-> Free invites to groups as soon as you log in
-> Free gold/items (because everyone likes you)
-> Actual meaningful connections with people
-> You don't even have to be good at the game

Utilizing this radical new W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach I predict massive community growth within the next quarter!
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But road wars?
 
tence said:
Hello all, thought I'd share my new and improved healing guide.

First off, you want a lot of haste, ideally more than any of your other healers. This is because you want your heals go off first so that everyone else wastes mana and you look better on meters (everyone knows meters are all that matters).

Topping meters are all that matters period. This isn't about the actual win, this is about the moral victory and looking good.

Sit way way back almost max range from the engagement, that way when your offence eventually loses to the 8 man premade/exploited in 29s you can easily high tail it out of there to avoid any embarrassing screenshots later.

If you think you might die, throw down a picnic or two in mid, everyone knows combat when picnics are down is forbidden.

Avoid arenas at all costs, arenas are only for try-hards and 19s that accidentally leveled.

I'll think of more tips/tricks later but these should help you start to top meters in no time!
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The secret.... is the Name
 
tence said:
[...] (the W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E™ approach).

W -> What would Fat Al do?
H -> Roll a healer (Healers are the most wholesome class)
O -> Objective play is best play
L -> Less toxicity more positivity
E -> Everyone is a friend is you're brave enough
S -> Stop taking the game so seriously (guys its like 15 years old people need to chill)
O -> Seriously people play the objective, stop farming random pugs for 20 mins
M -> Mages are cancer avoid at all costs
E -> Endeavour to stay gold at all costs
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A little sloppy with the acronym, but then again I'm also a sucker for a well-placed ™-symbol... so, Sin'dor-approved! :D
 
tence said:
-> Free invites to groups as soon as you log in
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Who is paying/charging for invites though? Is this like healthcare? Americans have to pay?

And if it has to be paid for and youre getting in for free, who is covering that cost?
 
Goesid said:
Who is paying/charging for invites though? Is this like healthcare? Americans have to pay?

And if it has to be paid for and youre getting in for free, who is covering that cost?
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Meant that you didnt have to ask for an invite so its free in the sense of no effort. I can see where there might be some confusion.

More guides to come friends stay tuned!
 
Goesid said:
Who is paying/charging for invites though? Is this like healthcare? Americans have to pay?

And if it has to be paid for and youre getting in for free, who is covering that cost?
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Where do you think our auction house cuts go to? Taxes.
 
What is the pinnacle of twinking to you?

Maybe its prestige? Admiration? Reaching a level of skill once thought impossible? Maybe it's creating the perfect character with every item min/max'd to perfection. Or maybe it's the social aspect of making new friends or meeting new people and creating a sense of community.

What if I told you all of that was wrong? The world you thought you knew was wrong. The truth is all around you. Even now, in this very thread. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church or when you pay your taxes. It is the lie that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.....

You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.......

After this, there is no turning back........

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Tence's guide to making your very own meme spec!

The true pinnacle of twinking is the creation of the mythical meme spec. Many have tried, and many have failed in vain to achieve this legendary achievement. Fortunately through years of research, failures, and most of all luck I believe I have finally looked beyond the veil and discovered what lies behind it.

  • Every good meme starts with a hook, something that burrows deep into people's heads and stays there like a catchy song and this is no different. It takes time and patience to influence one's thoughts without them realizing it. I recommend watching inception AT LEAST 3 times before even attempting this.

  • The idea is to create something so absurdly silly but also just believable enough that people buy into it. It's a delicate balancing act; if you create something too silly people will just assume it's a troll/joke, and if you make it too believable people will just completely ignore it.

  • This next step is crucial and is where many many people fail. You need this meme to become intertwined with your identity. You need to become one with the meme and the meme needs to become one with you. You need to preach your new meme to your subjects with conviction! The hook needs to be your montra that you live and breathe by. Anything less than 110% will result in catastrophic failure as the meme will never take off and you will be left picking up the shattered remains of whatever is left.

  • Finally, when your meme has gained enough strength/traction, and the public has adequately accepted the mass delusion you can unleash your creation to the world. At this point there is no stopping things as the meme has created a symbiotic relationship with the public. The meme feeds off the public's delusion, and the public feeds off of the meme as they share and multiply it.

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Now that you know the truth, the real truth, what will you do now?
 
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