Hey I was fine sitting out, you wanted the one v one. You got the aimed shot opener cause I was watching a movie on my second screen and still you managed to lose your little hunter v warrior one v one. After the first go around you decided to come out of the GY with a hard on for me and proceeded to get stomped again by the worst warrior in the bracket who just wanted to sit out and stop gimping his team in what was almost a competitive game. I really can't find a explanation for that, maybe you were stoned, but I was drunk so that's kinda a wash.
I don't know why you couldn't just let me sit under my umbrella next to my romantic picnic basket and save yourself the humiliation.