Flashy stars speak louder than words.
1: Are you friends with Earl? Offer an example of a time Earl displayed some sort of comradery towards you.
2: Are you from AP? If not, stop now, before you embarrass yourself.
3: Do you have more 'likes received' than "likes given" on TI? If not, you're obviously a fanboy.
4: Is your WSG win ratio over 75%? If not, you pug too much, instead of steamrolling quel'thalas "premades" with an AP 10 man.
5: Have you been banned from f2ptwink or muted in vent by Felix, or Earl? If so, I'm sorry you wasted your time applying, thus far.
6: Is your AP toon over a year old?
7: If you qualified for the aforementioned prerequisites, post your armory, and a screenshot of you and Earl.
Earl is the turtle. Clearly.