Joke of the Day

There were these three workers, a dwarf, a human and a dumb orc. They all worked together at a sawmill. Everyday they notice that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too.

The boss left and so did they. The human goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start. The dwarf goes home and cooks dinner. The dumb orc goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss so he shuts the door and leaves.

The next day the human and dwarf workers are talking and plan to go home early again. They ask the dumb orc if he wants to leave early again and he says," no." They ask him why not and he said, "because yesterday I almost got caught!"
 
What do you call it when you have your grandma on speed dial?

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I'll leave now...

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Oh yeah.. Right back at cha...

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
 
Yo momma so fat she has to eat 25 seconds for a food buff. Fat bitch
 
i think my wife's having an affair with a racehorse...

when i got home last night there was a jockey under the bed
 

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