How to tell you are addicted to F2P (joke thread)

[Crystalpall]

Got an idea of some F2P related jokes, and as they all concealed around the "F2P addiction" in a humorous way, I thought I will make a thread about it
How can you tell you are addicted to F2P?

• If you lost internet while playing Death Knight you throw computer out of the window.
• You point at your dog when you want something from your parents.
• When you whisper to strangers you are shocked when they hear you.
• if you get 10$ you go buy some thread.
• You dont touch ribbons, you think they are not pure.
• You never organise parties.
• You think you are oficially a grown up at the age of 20.
• You sprint after drinking sprite.
• Your biggest dream is to have a big blue turtle.
• When you want a new hat you go fishing.
• You spend whole day at Farm yelling at random people.
• When you see a Bear at the zoo you tell it to dance.
• You never went to post office.
• When you see a place with horses, you climb on the roof and jump in the corner for half an hour.

These were my ideas, if you like the thread post yours!

 

[Nakedplumber]

You go hunting quite often cause its fotm

 

[LennywBT]

Want to hear something , i das 2076 honor and i was just going to buy the mamoooth with the fucking dk and i lost my internet ... ! :{

 

[Junoo]

when jaja isnt a joke anymore

 

[Titanshand]

When you figure out a way to get into Pandaria, just to get 'The Explorer' title.

 

[epicf2p]

when you turn down the opportunity to get laid

 

[Rollop]

When you stock up on 20 extra armor kits just in case because you never ever want to level skinning or leatherworking again.

 

[Snowjobs]

When you are working on a circuit board that isnt working for your job and you think to yourself " if only i could spam regrowth on this"

 

[Stamm]

When you try and make chain mail. When you make a tomahawk. When you want a bear/deer skin cloak and will likely make one yourself from a carcass you will skin.

(Those are all true)

 

[Gulbon]

You know you're addicted to Free to Play when you run into an open field with a gun and a chihuahua and start shooting soccer players.

 

[Sponsor]

You know you're addicted to F2P when you've learned Spanish through BGs.

 

[Oliks]

Am i the only one who only reads the posts that has gotten likes?

 

[Tobinofear]

When you realize that you will never be able to order an alcoholic drink in orgrimmar bars (us version)...

 

[Taylondor]

just saying...you can yell "Devine Shield activate" and run like hell to your room at night after turning off light from the bathroom

 

[Lil]

You know you're addicted when you...

try to sneak up to a cat to see if it will get startled and turn into a reindeer and run away.

point at a lawn gnome and tell your pet to attack.

yell at the tv screen for the cop to concussive shot the thieves car while in a high speed chase.

never go to a mailbox cause you think it will be locked.

randomly poke people to get them to say something first in fear that if you talk first they won't hear you.

actually still play this game....

 

[The Saint]

if play a hunter with impaired vision.

 

[darkspearwow1]

when jaja isnt a joke anymore

I didn't choose the BR life, the BR life chose me....

but I find it rather offensive making jaja/br a throwaway cuss word.

 

[Kearbear]

You know you're addicted to F2P when you've learned Spanish through BGs.

It was Portuguese for me D:


If.... You have been whispered by someone who thinks your 19 twink had an accidental ding.

You check to see if your internet's been disconnected when your queues go over 5 min.

You look over then names at the beginning of the bg, and if you don't recognize anyone on your team you know the game will suck.

You disappear from society on the first week of every month, and from 2-4pm PST on Sundays.

You automatically assume that anyone in a guild is more of a threat.

 

[Neon]

When a frisbee flys at you, you think it is a shield.

When a karate guy trys to kick you, you try to juke it.

You can buy Pokemon but, you can't play it.

You get mad at brazilians very easily.

You stay away from jewelry stores. (p2p enchants)

A hobo walks up to you asking for money, but you can't trade it to him.




Some of these are pretty lame but, yeah...

 

[Junoo]

I didn't choose the BR life, the BR life chose me....

but I find it rather offensive making jaja/br a throwaway cuss word.

Ok you trying seeing JAJA spam everyday and NOT make a joke out of it, it wouldnt be funny if every body who uses that phrase was gurd at this video game.