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[font=courier new,courier,monospace]How to defend yourself from Xenaria[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The orgin of Xenaria
[/font]Xenaria was a peaceful Night Elf. He was like the other 9000 hunters trying to be good. He was one of those hunters who "thought" they were good.
One day Xenaria was doing random pugs, until he found an lv 19 with 500hp. This caused him to rage because for the 100th time he has gotten these "fail" bgs.
After that moment Xenaria has hit his limit. If anyone did something stupid. Example: Stealthing in a bush and watching him die. He would rage. He would rage over many other stupid things.
That is the story of the Xenaria rager, now it is time to defend yourself is he attacks.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The ways to piss Xenaria off[/font]
1) Stealth in a tree
2) Don’t heal him
3) Go into the BG naked
4) Make a picnic (click here to find the picnic guide)
5) Roll a shaman
6) Grab the flag and act like you don’t know how to drop it
7) Backpedal
8) Don’t kite
9) Sap him over and over again
10) Kill his pet then run away
11) Put a bounty on Xenaria's head and kill him only
12) Ask where you get Rumsy rum
13) Dont have Rumsy rum
14) Dont use professions
15) Be Pízza
16)Do /hug
17)Do /cheer
18) Do /dance
19) Act like a noob
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The ways to NOT piss Xenaria off[/font]
1) Call out where you’re going to go with the flag.
2) Let him have the flag if he asks for it.
3) Give him 5k gold
4) Don’t farm mid
5) Don’t make a picnic
6) Don’t talk to him when you see him in the bg
7) make sure you’re a lv 19 twink with 1k hp or more
8) Don't be a noob.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]What happens if I piss Xenaria off[/font]
1) Start trolling him, you already pissed him off so why not?
2) Make him mad more.
3) If none of the above work, or if he gets SUPER MAD type qq every time he says something.
4)/afk if all else fails
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]I am not responsible if Xenaria nerd rages on you for the rest of your life.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Use this guide responsibly[/font]
