Purj
boomer shaman
That adds to -1, in case you were wondering.
How many GFs / BFs have you had
- Thread starter Mocha
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That adds to -1, in case you were wondering.
Scope
Grandfathered
so since no1 wants to drop a funny story i will
one time i had this bitch in the back of my suv and i was trying to set the mood, we were coming back from a party, it was like 1:30 am, we in the back seat of the GMC envoy, we both surprisingly sober, she gets a call and her phone is in the front seat passenger, so as she leans over to check, i put both my hands on her ass, cuz thats what im getting, some ass, BUT immediately as i do that she turns around and laughs, bruh my dick basically fell off.
i thought she laughed at my attempt, but i spoke with her recently and turns out she was just giggling because she was nervous.
enjoy
one time i had this bitch in the back of my suv and i was trying to set the mood, we were coming back from a party, it was like 1:30 am, we in the back seat of the GMC envoy, we both surprisingly sober, she gets a call and her phone is in the front seat passenger, so as she leans over to check, i put both my hands on her ass, cuz thats what im getting, some ass, BUT immediately as i do that she turns around and laughs, bruh my dick basically fell off.
i thought she laughed at my attempt, but i spoke with her recently and turns out she was just giggling because she was nervous.
enjoy
Sanit
OG
post high school? 1.
first time going to downtown browntown poundtown was with her. got piss drunk at her friends parents house and slept on the floor with some blankets and a pillow. ended up doing the sex, and midway she decides she wants to try it in the cinnamon ring for her first time too. sliq rick over here spit all over that shit and went in. thank god for the booze because we tried it again while sober and she was not having it.
tada
p.s. mocha tell us a story about u being a groupie
first time going to downtown browntown poundtown was with her. got piss drunk at her friends parents house and slept on the floor with some blankets and a pillow. ended up doing the sex, and midway she decides she wants to try it in the cinnamon ring for her first time too. sliq rick over here spit all over that shit and went in. thank god for the booze because we tried it again while sober and she was not having it.
tada
p.s. mocha tell us a story about u being a groupie
Delayed
Legend
lol
Scope
Grandfathered
DAMN, surprised u didnt chili dog it
Tom Ganks
Guest
I lol'd
Yann
Legend
Just for the PG rated sides sake, I'm gonna be that guy, and offer a change of tune on these stories:
I've personally dated five separate females. Yes, I'm gonna be that guy and count the ones from High School and before. They count. Kinda.
1. I dated the girl the only girl that was in both my Pre-school and Kindergarten class. This lasted until second grade, when we "broke up" because I didn't go to her Birthday Party.
2. I dated the girl that sat beside me in Third Grade. She moved away at the end of that school year, never heard from her again. I know for a fact I gave her my address to send letters to, oh well.
3/4. I was an obnoxious punk in fifth grade. I dated one of the popular girls in my grade, and her best friend. I don't think those two speak to each other even ten years later, saltiness lasts along time.
5. In sixth grade, my childhood bestfriend and I got together. We were together even after Highschool Graduation. She was killed in a car-crash shortly after graduation. Haven't been with anyone since.
Well, now that I'm done boring everyone, and proving I'm not an "Alpha" male, I'll carry on my way.
I've personally dated five separate females. Yes, I'm gonna be that guy and count the ones from High School and before. They count. Kinda.
1. I dated the girl the only girl that was in both my Pre-school and Kindergarten class. This lasted until second grade, when we "broke up" because I didn't go to her Birthday Party.
2. I dated the girl that sat beside me in Third Grade. She moved away at the end of that school year, never heard from her again. I know for a fact I gave her my address to send letters to, oh well.
3/4. I was an obnoxious punk in fifth grade. I dated one of the popular girls in my grade, and her best friend. I don't think those two speak to each other even ten years later, saltiness lasts along time.
5. In sixth grade, my childhood bestfriend and I got together. We were together even after Highschool Graduation. She was killed in a car-crash shortly after graduation. Haven't been with anyone since.
Well, now that I'm done boring everyone, and proving I'm not an "Alpha" male, I'll carry on my way.
CaptainPonysock
Legend
i thought we were keepn that a secret
Skeezin
Legend
woulda had that suv all steamed up smelling like chop suey be glad you didnt
Scope
Grandfathered
more like rice and chowmein u feel me, wish i gave her my egg roll, but i panicked
Skeezin
Legend
"pwepare fo ma egg woll beeeeetch"
