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Sup everyone
as you know a few months ago i went for a 5 week holiday to America!
Was the best trip ever and i intend to go back and **** shit up again!
This is a brief overview of my trip
Edit: there is alot more stuff that happened which i havnt mentioned, im just mentioning the things that stood out in the tip
also sorry for my grammar spelling and all that shit, rushed
Oh man!
Im still getting over how good the trip was, in respects to the lifestyle the girls the people food etc
Brief overView:
Miami-5 days:
-first night i drank way to much and threw up outside a Wallgreens Pharmacy
-Hired out a ferrari f430 and a porsche 911 convertable and had heads turning everywhere we went, i hit 235km/h which is 146mp/h over the bridge heading to key bisquaine ( however you spell it)
- hooking up with hunnies all over the shop mearly cuase of my accent, charisma and god like looks
- got shitfaced everynight
-went to a miami heat v milwakke bucks game
Orlando-5 days:
- went to all the theme parks, got through alot of the lines and ques cause we found a few wheelchairs and i was pushing my mate around on them
- me and my friend tagged 2 girls we picked up at aldo who worked there, ended up blowing on her shower curtain
- went to the factory clothing outlets and picked up some fat deals
New York-13 days:
- we missed our flight to nyc so we had to catch a later one, we got on the plane and me and the 5 other people i went with where the only ones on the plane so we decided to get naked
- first night went to a strip club and watched this bouncer smack the living shit outa some guy
- had mcdonalds for lunch majority of the time
- did all the sites, intrepid, rockafella, empire state, statue of lib, boat ride of hudson river
-drunk and coked up majority of the time there
- went to a college club in long island called dizzy lizzards- women literally threw themselves on me, went there 2 nights in a row, in that time i hooked up with 26 different girls, fingered 15 and ****ed one in the toilets
-went to ricks stripclub a few times, chatted up one of the waitresses and ended copping a handjob and all that inside the strip club
- shopping was awesome
- went to Madison Sq Gardens when it was closed and walked on the Bball courts ( my mates cousin is a police officer over there so we caught up with him and he hooked it up)
Washington-1day:
- did all the sites, memorials etc
Vegas: 7days
- got a room upgrade Entering the Rainman suite at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas - YouTube (exact room)
- Drunk and coked up every minute of every day
- went through an 8 ball (3.5 grams of coke) a night
-clubbing everynight
-pool all day
- this is the funniest part of my trip-, I picked up this canadian girl and her girl friends at pure, which is in caesers palace, got talking, said i would come find her on the dance floor, found her, hooked up one of her friends with my mates, we both took them back to the hotel, she said she had to leave at 3,45am cause she had to fly back to canada, by the time the foreplay had finished it was 3.40, she said she had to go, i told her the clock in the room was an hour fast so my friend didnt sleep in in the morning and she believed me, once i was done banging her it was 4.30, so she missed her flight
L.A 4 days-
- did hardly anything since we were all scat and wasted from vegas, more of a recovery
- did WB studios
- slept alot
- went to a lakers play off game
A FEW PICS ( im the tall one with the shaved head)
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as you know a few months ago i went for a 5 week holiday to America!
Was the best trip ever and i intend to go back and **** shit up again!
This is a brief overview of my trip
Edit: there is alot more stuff that happened which i havnt mentioned, im just mentioning the things that stood out in the tip
also sorry for my grammar spelling and all that shit, rushed
threesets said:
Oh man!
Im still getting over how good the trip was, in respects to the lifestyle the girls the people food etc
Brief overView:
Miami-5 days:
-first night i drank way to much and threw up outside a Wallgreens Pharmacy
-Hired out a ferrari f430 and a porsche 911 convertable and had heads turning everywhere we went, i hit 235km/h which is 146mp/h over the bridge heading to key bisquaine ( however you spell it)
- hooking up with hunnies all over the shop mearly cuase of my accent, charisma and god like looks
- got shitfaced everynight
-went to a miami heat v milwakke bucks game
Orlando-5 days:
- went to all the theme parks, got through alot of the lines and ques cause we found a few wheelchairs and i was pushing my mate around on them
- me and my friend tagged 2 girls we picked up at aldo who worked there, ended up blowing on her shower curtain
- went to the factory clothing outlets and picked up some fat deals
New York-13 days:
- we missed our flight to nyc so we had to catch a later one, we got on the plane and me and the 5 other people i went with where the only ones on the plane so we decided to get naked
- first night went to a strip club and watched this bouncer smack the living shit outa some guy
- had mcdonalds for lunch majority of the time
- did all the sites, intrepid, rockafella, empire state, statue of lib, boat ride of hudson river
-drunk and coked up majority of the time there
- went to a college club in long island called dizzy lizzards- women literally threw themselves on me, went there 2 nights in a row, in that time i hooked up with 26 different girls, fingered 15 and ****ed one in the toilets
-went to ricks stripclub a few times, chatted up one of the waitresses and ended copping a handjob and all that inside the strip club
- shopping was awesome
- went to Madison Sq Gardens when it was closed and walked on the Bball courts ( my mates cousin is a police officer over there so we caught up with him and he hooked it up)
Washington-1day:
- did all the sites, memorials etc
Vegas: 7days
- got a room upgrade
Entering the Rainman suite at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas - YouTube (exact room)- Drunk and coked up every minute of every day
- went through an 8 ball (3.5 grams of coke) a night
-clubbing everynight
-pool all day
- this is the funniest part of my trip-, I picked up this canadian girl and her girl friends at pure, which is in caesers palace, got talking, said i would come find her on the dance floor, found her, hooked up one of her friends with my mates, we both took them back to the hotel, she said she had to leave at 3,45am cause she had to fly back to canada, by the time the foreplay had finished it was 3.40, she said she had to go, i told her the clock in the room was an hour fast so my friend didnt sleep in in the morning and she believed me, once i was done banging her it was 4.30, so she missed her flight
L.A 4 days-
- did hardly anything since we were all scat and wasted from vegas, more of a recovery
- did WB studios
- slept alot
- went to a lakers play off game
A FEW PICS ( im the tall one with the shaved head)
- ImageShack® - Online Photo and Video Hosting
- ImageShack® - Online Photo and Video Hosting
- ImageShack® - Online Photo and Video Hosting
- ImageShack® - Online Photo and Video Hosting
