HoneyBadger's Movie Reviews & Ratings

This is another thread to increase F2p activity in the forum no hate or salt just fun. Some people rate on jalapeños, tomatoes or thumps. This section will be based by Tickles and I don't care or even I don't give a $H¥% if you don't care about that movie. Please use symbol of you don't give a $H¥% it may violate Tos policies. Lol


1 tickle to represent Bad to 5 tickle on an Epic Movie.

i won't be throwing new movies topics up this threads runs itself.

lets begin:

1st Movie - Mad Max fury Road

Ii recommend people do spoiler tags on bottom of rating if they have seen. 95% of this movie takes place on a road. They drive down a road then realize lets go back to where we came from. Also it doesn't explain how things became to the way they are.

4 tickles for Mad Max. 5 tickles if your completely stoned or dropping shrooms or acid.



2nd Movie - Pitch Perfect

Honeybadger didn't give a $H¥% to watch. If you saw drop a review for others.


3rd Movie - Poltergiest

movie tries to do a complete remake of the first movie and blows The entire time. You watch this movie feeling like you paid for a cheap wh@r3 but never got that full lap dance you paid for.

I gave it 2 tickles



Please share your other reviews they can also be released DVDs as well.
 
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Would u mind explaining the plot or a spoiler I'm actually thinking about watching it.

No spoilers needed:
Film is based on the Turing Test to test human behavior in artificial intelligences.
Most part of the movie is a chamber drama based on dialogue which is a fav of mine but for the normal crowd it may be a bit slow paced.
There is no big Sciencestuff in the movie! Technology is (hold on to your chairs) Deus Ex Machina.

I gave 4 Tickles because the real interaction between machine and human is rather short, also the protagonist, who isnt as exaggerated as one might guess, has to play his part way too naive for the convenience of the plot. For example you always ask a lot of questions ~30 mins before him.

PS: In the end you will catch yourself thinking "I saw this coming" and "I know I should see myself seeing this coming".
 
Watched Ex Machina this WE
4/5 Tickles

Fantastic movie, I watched it with my significant other; and she seemed to enjoy it as well.
Very original with a lot of great nerdy references.

Here's a few:

American Sniper : 4.3 / 5 (watched recently)
Fury : Solid 4.6 / 5 (watched recently)
Inglorious Bastards : 5 / 5
Pulp Fiction : 4.7 / 5
Ex Machina : 4.2 (as mentioned previously)

Would u mind explaining the plot or a spoiler I'm actually thinking about watching it.

Totally worth watching, imo.
 
American Sniper : 4.3 / 5 (watched recently)
Fury : Solid 4.6 / 5 (watched recently)
Inglorious Bastards : 5 / 5
Pulp Fiction : 4.7 / 5
Ex Machina : 4.2 (as mentioned previously)

Haven't seen.
Haven't seen
4/5 Very good movie.
5/5 Best movie of 1994.


I'll throw up a few more

Dramas
The Deer Hunter (1978) 4.9/5
Lawrence of Arabia (1962) 5/5
L.A Confidential (1997) 4.8/5
The Hurt Locker (2008) 4.5/5
Schindlers List (1993) 4.6/5
The Fugitive (1993) 4.7/5
Primal Fear (1996) 4/5
Witness (1985) 4.5/5
Sex, Lies and Videotape (1989) 4/5
Unforgiven (1992) 4.2/5
Lincoln (2012) 4.1/5
2001: A Space Odessey (1968) 4.6/5

Comedies
Tommy Boy (1995) 3.7/5
Dr. Strangelove (1964) 5/5
Fletch (1985) 3.5/5
Leaves of Grass (2010) 4.2/5
 
2001: A Space Odessey (1968) 4.6/5

What?

Here's a few more:
The entire Indiana Jones Series: 4.89999 / 5
Lone Survivor: 5 / 5 (those credits man)
The Green Mile: 4.8794 / 5
The Shining : 4.5 / 5
Django Unchained: 4 / 5
A Beautiful Mind : 4.1 / 5 (R.I.P John Nash, he just died the other day).
28 Weeks Later: 5 / 5 (Only movie that actually disturbs me; hence the 5/5)
Peter Jackson's King Kong: 4.12 / 5
Sherlock Holmes: Solid 4.79 / 5
Sling Blade: 4.3 / 5
The Wolf of Wall Street : solid 4.8 / 5

I'm taking all of the good ones ;-)
 
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What?

Here's a few more:
The entire Indiana Jones Series: 4.89999 / 5
Lone Survivor: 5 / 5 (those credits man)
The Green Mile: 4.8794 / 5
The Shining : 4.5 / 5
Django Unchained: 4 / 5
A Beautiful Mind : 4.1 / 5 (R.I.P John Nash, he just died the other day).
28 Weeks Later: 5 / 5 (Only movie that actually disturbs me; hence the 5/5)
Peter Jackson's King Kong: 4.12 / 5
Sherlock Holmes: Solid 4.79 / 5
Sling Blade: 4.3 / 5
The Wolf of Wall Street : solid 4.8 / 5

I'm taking all of the good ones ;-)
Dave, stop.
Maybe a few points higher.

4.5 4.4 4.2 4
No see.
4.6
4.3
4
4.5
Haven't seen.
3.9
4.2
4.6
4.5
Interstellar 5 tickles (science fiction is jaw dropping)

Nolan fanboys are amusing.
 
I saw San Andreas at Imax /3D. Constant action thru out entire movie but not a believable script. But certainly a Big Blockbuster to kick off forSummer. Also a lot of jiggling boobs in 3-D


4.5 Tickles out of 5
 
I saw San Andreas at Imax /3D. Constant action thru out entire movie but not a believable script. But certainly a Big Blockbuster to kick off forSummer. Also a lot of jiggling boobs in 3-D


Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock is a helicopter rescuer who in the middle of a divorce , wife meets a new billionaire dude and is about to move in with him,Marriage had fallen apart due to one of his daughters drowning, anyways earthquakes start happening and oh snap he happens to have a helicopter all to himself to save his wife and daughter. Of course recuses wife from a building about to fall from roof, then tries to find his daughter throw a crazy amount of rubble. Daughter has huge breast and so does wife. He and wife fall back in love. The Earthquake reunions a family. Moms boyfriend gets crushed by a boat and its cargo. THE END.


4.5 Tickles out of 5
 
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Interstellar 5 tickles (science fiction is jaw dropping)

5/5 tickles - 90% of the movie

3/5 tickles - Tesseract part

6/5 tickles - Docking scene as well as score

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkSkptsyuY

Watched Dawn of the Planet of the Apes last night. Not half bad...

/cheers
Sweetsidney

I was actually surprised how well I connected with the characters considering most of the characters were computer generated monkeys. Andy Serkis continues to amaze.
 
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