F2P Poems Thread - contribute! :D

v.2.0 that posted over at the wow forums

Here be sitting the sickest wow magician
so sit down kids and listen
Whats up boys and girls my names justin
you can act like you never hear of me, go on and try
but i know it would be a lie
Got over 5k views since I joined this website

Haters just hate me because they can never be like me
My flow is like rhymes of Jay Z
So now im back so shut ur face
You cannot play as good as me
such a bad disgrace
Me and my homies are already online
Gettin' ready to assemble our team ein
I get ****** off when I hear you talkin' smack
To win , dont need to ddos hack

hardly ever carry flags but i win every game
Use emotes alot, so they remember my name
aint got no manners
fck those EMFH spammers

You arena priding kids are all weird and wack
So now I'm hiding and spamming my DoTs in the back of the pack
I be getting them kills the right way
waste all my CDs on a hunter kid that cant even play
But you best believe im a beast
one vs one u can come get beef
unless you camp...

in which case u use camo or concealing shroud
Dont you worry, my homies will sniff you out
you can scream you can shout
I'm still topping charts you cant knock me out

Then you attack my homies 'but I ain't never down with that
I find you and beat you with a pimpslap
Always try to find a way to screw up my plan
You try to finish me off while my health is at 20 percent
But I'll slay you and then be healed soon
"But, what if no-one heals me"
Then you are always doomed

huntin down rogues with the greatest precision
that has always been my number one mission
if you listen real close all you hear is a whistle
then ur head will asplode, thats a mind spike missile
Mind blasts be all up are in the air
Nerds dropping everywhere
enjoy the GY view
as i tbag you
There was nowhere to go, nowhere to hide, you about to die
Sounds like ragequit its time

You know that Diablo II got me where I am today
But, now I look back at that game and see how lame it is in every way
Nah, just kidding
But, if you hatin' on me, then keep your fat@ss sitting

I don't need you in my life
So, get outta my face
Or I'll slay all your homies and they will know their place


You be looking at a pro
All that hate building up-i suggest you let it go
talk alot about that number one spot?
Yeah well... had that alot
You cant erase what I was doin'
The legacy is already proven
But seriously bro ima give you a pro hint
use a bunch of hunters and your team wins
 
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
[MENTION=13444]inoobupro[/MENTION] tried way too hard
I don't think I will
 
no rhyme :( (this is a lesson in vanity)

Here is a habit which,
Barring continued self-delusion,
I am beginning to release:
Identity reformation. Rather than
Apply my rosy retrospectrometers,
I'll look at recent developments
In my fruitless struggle to disguise myself:
A forum.

This forum allows each user one
Account, and I named my first:
Licholas. Then, I quit. Among
Many thousands of threads, my
Quitting thread remains, years later,
Fifth-highest-liked. How
Could an addicted creeper return
Having 'left' to such love?

And so,
I created multiple accounts,
Became very nasty on each,
And was banned.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The lone forum and
Form of social media to which
I subscribe has just today
Promoted me to the title of
Veteran in honor of no particularly
Significant contribution, to my knowledge,
But time.

It comes with a nice green tinge
To my username, neon green but
Subdued, and far easier on my eyes
Than the old tannish indistinguishable.

I am excessively pleased with this development
Having, just prior, posted a poem
Concerning, among other things, my
Insidious compulsion to visit the site.

As a forward to that post,
I claimed it was a lesson in vanity,
And afterward I returned to reread it twice
In all its 'splendor'.

Maybe you can tell I'm slow to learn.
 
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twonk god (rap god parody) work in progress (Twonk=HB's way of saying Twink)


I'm beginning to feel just like a twonk god, twonk god
all my premades from the front to the back nod, back nod
now who thinks their crits are strong enough to one shot, one shot
they say i play like a robot so call me twonk bot, twonk bot

But for me to play like a computer must be in my team
I've got a R-sham in my back pocket
my proc 'ill go off while i'm speed pottin
got a quick cap ginst that twonk profit
made a livin and a killin off it
ever since Varian was in office
with some little hordie feelin on his
nut sack

Rest of it is still a work in progress :)
 
I want to be noticed
I want to be seen
To be Goldshire King
And the transmog Queen
But all of this madness
Could suddenly stop
It would fill me with gladness
If a bg would pop
-Droodood
 
Droodood said:
I want to be noticed
I want to be seen
To be Goldshire King
And the transmog Queen
But all of this madness
Could suddenly stop
It would fill me with gladness
If a bg would pop
-Droodood
Click to expand...

Hahahahahahaha

Nice niceeee!
 
Now that people roll vet,
It would seem that the stage has been set.
Every single new thread
I've recently read
Is "Hey, what enchants should I get?"
 
Playing Warcraft for free
or paying to win
we all did those quests
we all share that sin.

All of you have chased
most of you have ran
very few if any
will make it to Ashran.
 
At first I was bemused
But don't get it all twisted
Now I sit here amused
Because I didn't even know this thread existed
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Alliance 29's squeal,
"I want to oneshot, not heal!
I won't snare, i won't root.
I want low-hanging fruit.
Hey, what does FC mean by 'peel'?"

And lately, I've seen many cursin,'
"Horde premades this bracket have worsened!
Let's roll BM/kitty
And make things more shitty!"
Blizz should balance or start reimbursin'.


Been reading too many 20-29 threads lately, I guess. Didn't bother to see if they have a poetry thread, but I doubt it.
*disclaimer: There's an Alliance guild on Ursin-US that is exempt from the above musings.
 
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